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 Post subject: Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth
PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:22 am 
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He was a striker for Scunthorpe (i always presumed he never played the game)

Many Roles with England including coaching role at 1990 world cup.

Coaching role with St Kitts, managed some Portuguese side and left Newcastle without telling Sir Bobby?

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Certainly had an interesting and varied career.

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also worked down the pit as a young lad, how many managers can say that?. Top bloke!


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 Post subject: Re: Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth
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He rides a motorbike that has a bigger engine than several of our cars!


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 Post subject: Re: Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth
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He has a tattoo of Che Guevara.


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And he is in this film...watch the fight scene carefully and you can see his Pools training top...



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 Post subject: Re: Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth
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...who woulda thunk it???

What a guy!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth
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He once beat Chuck Norris in a bare knuckle fight.

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 Post subject: Re: Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth
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FACT!

...he also lamped Clint Eastwood shortly after filming Dirty Harold!

LEGEND!

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 Post subject: Re: Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth
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He can also can Unscramble an egg.

There was once a street called "Mick Wadsworth', but they had to change it as no one crosses MW and lives.

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 Post subject: Re: Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth
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I heard he can slam a revolving door :shock:


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Or punch a cyclopse between the eye

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 Post subject: Re: Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth
PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:31 am 
He swam to Holland for the pre-season tour because he has gills and webbed toes - FACT!


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He can self fellatio :wink:


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He's my dad

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 Post subject: Re: Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth
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The Hulk/Dr.David Banner made him Angry!!!! :evil:


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When he does a push up, he doesn't push his body up. He actually pushes the earth down

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 Post subject: Re: Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth
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kevin costners character in the film waterworld was based on mick wadsworth and his life story.

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 Post subject: Re: Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth
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Mick Wadsworth can get breakfast at Mcdonalds after 10.30am.

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 Post subject: Re: Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth
PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:11 am 
Yubep wrote:
He's my dad


He might admit to the rest of it, but no way he gonna fess up to that :razz:


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 Post subject: Re: Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth
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:shock: :shock: :shock:

WOW!

...I'd personally live there if they changed to an all-day breakfast set-up. Lush!

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 Post subject: Re: Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth
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The only time Mick Wadsworth was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

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 Post subject: Re: Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth
PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 4:47 pm 
In early 2000 he starred for the three months as a patient in TV soap 'Doctors' alongside the actor Christopher Timothy.


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His Cat doesn't prefer Whiskas!!!! :evil: :evil:


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He was games teacher in Barnsley to a certain David Eric Hirst.

**Prostrates self**

Unworthy!!!


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 Post subject: Re: Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth
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Superman wears Mick Wadsworth pyjamas


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He impregnated The Spice Girls, Girls Aloud and All Saints all in the same night (except lesbo spice and the ugly ginger one from Girls Aloud) and their offspring all play for Accrington Stanley under 9's.

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 Post subject: Re: Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth
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he owns a 600 acre spaghetti farm between elwick and dalton piercy


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 Post subject: Re: Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth
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In a former life he lived in Jerusalem as a teacher where one of his pupils was Jesus. Mick taught him how to walk on water and cure leprosy.

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 Post subject: Re: Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth
PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:18 pm 
He was the Stunt Guy for The Fall Guy!!!! :coool:


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Mick was actually the 13th Dalai Lama but gave up the role to become manager of Carlisle.


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He plays 'Russian Roulette' with a Single Barrelled Shotgun!!!! :coool: :coool:


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Only one of his legs is hairy, the other one is made out of re-cycled cardboard.

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 Post subject: Re: Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth
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All of his legs are hydraulic and he naturally points to magnetic north........all we know is he's called Mick Wadsworth

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He was involved in a Himalayan plane crash in his twenties, and had to eat his own foot to survive.

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 Post subject: Re: Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth
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I heard he has forgotten more about football than Chris Turner ever knew

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 Post subject: Re: Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth
PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:37 pm 
When the SAS get in trouble they call from MW.


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He invented sex

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 Post subject: Re: Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth
PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:11 pm 
He taught Lassie & Don Brennan how to limp!!!! :coool: :coool:


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He also put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong.

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 Post subject: Re: Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth
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He Wrote AND Directed 'Shine On Harvey Moon'!!!! :coool: :coool: :coool:


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Mick is allergic to carrots, and refuses to sign ginger players in case they 'set him off.'


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:56 pm 
Scientists in North Korea mated a Siberian Tiger with a Portuguese Man 'o' War and called the resulting 'Hard as Fecking Nails' offspring....

Mick Wadsworth!!!! :coool: :coool: :coool:


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:01 am 
Mick Wadsworth was John Holmes' 'Cock Stunt Double' during the 1970's!!!! :coool: :coool: :coool:


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 Post subject: Re: Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth
PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:01 am 
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Everytime you masturbate, Mick Wadsworth punches Lee Clark in the face.


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 Post subject: Re: Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth
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Gravity obeys the laws of Mick Wadsworth.

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 Post subject: Re: Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth
PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:16 am 
When walking his Dog....other people pick his Dog's Shite up for him....even in Elwick!!!! :coool: :coool:


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When he jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water actually gets Mick wadsworthed

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He has a caravan on Crimdon Park.


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His piss can burn through solid rock.

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