Stages cafe

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:51 am

Going for a tab, be back soon and I will wash my hands before starting again, just passed my intermediate food safety, them pathergens get everywhere :coool:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:59 am

I think I might just have a pop in sometime....Chunky lasses....Mmmmm!!!! :razz:

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:01 am

MutleyRules wrote:

I think I might just have a pop in sometime....Chunky lasses....Mmmmm!!!! :razz:

The older 1 is single and the young 1 only 17 ya dirty dog refyellow

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:02 am

[quote="offshorepoolie"]

You,ve had sex. bbolt

Compo · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:05 am

monkeybutt wrote:

Compo wrote:

can you swop the fried bread for bacon

It won`t matter to you because you only get over when your not on a stag do and we close weekends :wink:

I am home on Friday the 30th actually

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:06 am

Compo wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

Compo wrote:

can you swop the fried bread for bacon

It won`t matter to you because you only get over when your not on a stag do and we close weekends :wink:

I am home on Friday the 30th actually

Better get some chop sauce in then huh :wink:

TCN · **Joined:** Mon May 10, 2010 3:54 pm **Posts:** 187

Just had a look on google streetview. Is that it next to the copshop on SUSSEX STREET? Unfortunate street name if it is.

The Fat Man · **Joined:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:03 pm **Posts:** 2107

monkeybutt wrote:

Sussex, I have been bemused by your constant striving for acceptance on this board and although your contributions are short and without substance...

Irony?

dykey · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 1:58 pm

Fair do,s she does your eggs,and you fertilized hers.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:19 pm

The Fat Man wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

Sussex, I have been bemused by your constant striving for acceptance on this board and although your contributions are short and without substance...

Irony?

Never posted on the darlo board myself, you smart man

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Monkeybutt have you ever been a taxi driver? Sure have had conversations with you but not sure where at.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:55 pm

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Monkeybutt have you ever been a taxi driver? Sure have had conversations with you but not sure where at.

No, pub landlord in Greatham maybe

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 3:04 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

Sussex07 wrote:

Lead by example,no hat on .. confised

A hat is to stop hair falling into the food, see any

No i don't. What about sweat ? You look the sort of chap who perspires a lot..

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 3:19 pm

Sussex07 wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

Sussex07 wrote:

Lead by example,no hat on .. confised

A hat is to stop hair falling into the food, see any

No i don't. What about sweat ? You look the sort of chap who perspires a lot..

Are you trying to insinuate that I am an Arran jumper

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

monkeybutt wrote:

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Monkeybutt have you ever been a taxi driver? Sure have had conversations with you but not sure where at.

No, pub landlord in Greatham maybe

Na never been to Greatham. Maybe its someone who looks like you, when you joke on is it very hard to tell if your joking cos your face looks serious?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 3:23 pm

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Monkeybutt have you ever been a taxi driver? Sure have had conversations with you but not sure where at.

No, pub landlord in Greatham maybe

Na never been to Greatham. Maybe its someone who looks like you, when you joke on is it very hard to tell if your joking cos your face looks serious?

It did on that pic, that was the 6th time the snapper had tried to get the pic and my patience was wearing thin, I had work to do and he kept saying smile, smile my arse!
I can`t keep my face straight when i`m joking, so normally you would know if I was pulling your pecker :wink:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Not you then, this bloke never cracked a smile no matter what.

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 3:49 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

No, pub landlord in Greatham maybe

Which pub & when ?

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:13 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

I know, otherwise I'd have been in a few times as I get my arse serviced just down the road. :evil:

parmo · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:50 pm

Mr Butt do you remember big Kev who ran the Smiths Arms in Greatham? He used to be a fitter at the ICI before taking over the pub, worked with me for years at ICI. He now runs a pub in Belamadena (sp?)
Could put some drink away like!!!

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:09 pm

parmo wrote:

Mr Butt do you remember big Kev who ran the Smiths Arms in Greatham? He used to be a fitter at the ICI before taking over the pub, worked with me for years at ICI. He now runs a pub in Belamadena (sp?)
Could put some drink away like!!!

I took over the Smiths arms from Kev, he was a heavy drinker, by that I mean 20 stone and drinks a lot :razz:

parmo · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:51 pm

he was more like 30 clem last time I saw him!!

The Lightning Tree · **Joined:** Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:30 pm **Posts:** 5804

The Smiths Arms used to do cushty food :razz:

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:27 pm

parmo wrote:

he was more like 30 clem last time I saw him!!

His bird was about 6 stone wet, I bet when she was on top it looked like a pea on a boulder :laugh:

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:55 pm

The Lightning Tree wrote:

The Smiths Arms used to do cushty food :razz:

They still do apparently but the landlords a cock, they say a mans personallity is reflected by the car he drives, don`t think this silly boy has passed his test :roll:

Salty · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2011 1:17 pm

Had to settle for the new wetherspoons for me brekky....
It wasn't great it must be said.

SirMick · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:21 pm

monkeybutt, up which of the fine-looking ladies did you shove your sausage?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2011 6:02 pm

SirMick wrote:

monkeybutt, up which of the fine-looking ladies did you shove your sausage?

Neither, never pork the payroll :razz:

prague123 · **Joined:** Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:00 pm **Posts:** 39

Went today great food them sausages are wonderful.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Sep 20, 2011 8:33 pm

Definetly have to have a pop through for a Fried Brekky sometime soon!!!! :coool:

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Tue Sep 20, 2011 8:39 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

mouldy old dough wrote:

Were abouts please i'm in boro at a course next week.

Prossyland.

Take some cable ties and a hammer.

Can he borrow yours?

And your Thatcher mask?

And your wank sock?

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Tue Sep 20, 2011 8:42 pm

alleztfc wrote:

Sussex07 wrote:

offshorepoolie wrote:

nice and clean as well!

http://www.scoresonthedoors.org.uk/busi ... 3276.html#

The stars were awarded before the cafe officially opened then ?

...

Have you not got anything better to do, like preparing to do battle with the mighty Hayes & Yeading this weekend ffs? :laugh:

To be fair, it must be hard getting a draw against two teams...., especially with them being 'tin-pot' outfit....

mr elkots · **Posted:** Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:47 pm

Great stuff Mr butt. Really enjoyed my sandwich today mate, proper bread, brie, bacon and cranberry sauce :shock:

Come recommended from mr butt it was excellent :coool:

Il be back mate would love to try a brekky but trying to get fit at the mo. Maybe a couple of weeks when i give in. :laugh:

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:21 pm

Good to meet you, sorry the electric was off and couldn`t offer anything hot, except for the sound advice on the sandwich of course, the bread comes from low fell and is excellent, makes the sandwich :coool:

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