Curry House Songs

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22572

Snowy, what happened to your thread?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22572

To Bohemian Rhapsody Tune
Is this a Bhuna?
Or is this a Jalfrezi?
Mixed up my order,
They all look the same to me
open your gob,
Just swallow a forkful and see.
I'm just a student,
Need something real cheap to eat
because I'm stoney broke,
Not a bean.
Don't remember
The menu I've seen,
Korma, Saag or Madras
Doesn't really matter to me
To me...

(piano bit here)

Naan-aa, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan-aa, dinner just begun
But now I'm going to crap it all away.
Naan-aa, ooh-ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry,
Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow,
Curry on, curry on,
'cause nothing really madras.

Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers up my spine
Rectum aching all the time.
Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan-aa, ooh ooh,
This Dopiaza's mild,
Sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.

I see a little chicken
tikka on the side,
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh pass the chutney made of mango.
Vindaloo does very nicely
Nery very spicey
ME!
Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani and a naan
O Vindaloooooooo

I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory
Stand well back; this loo's quarantined.
Here it comes,
There it goes technicolour yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder
It's coming up again
Up again
Here it comes again,
Here it comes again,
Here it comes again,
Here it comes again.
This vindaloo is about to wreck my guts
Poor me... Poor me... Poor me!

(Wayne's World head banging bit)

So you think you can chunder and think it's alright?
So you think you can eat curry and drink all night?
Ohh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby, just had to come out,
Just had to come right out in here...
Korma, saag or bhuna,
Balti, naan or bhaji
Nothing makes a difference to me
To me.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36418

I pressed the wrong button .... :uhoh:

Moriarty · **Posted:** Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:47 pm

The ultimate 4 minute warning

Poppadom · **Joined:** Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:56 pm **Posts:** 26

Sing it to me baby!
Are you saying you don't like my cooking!!!! refyellow

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36418

Found them....

Korma Chameleon........ Culture Club.

Tikka Chance On Me...... Abba.

It's My Chapati and I'll cry if I Want To.......Various :roll:

Tears on my Pilau.... Kylie.

Living Dhal..... Cliff Richard.

Paperback Raita...... Beatles.

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