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mouldy old dough
 Post subject: Pre Match Entertainment.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:35 am 
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With all the old and new poolies coming back to pools there will be loads of kids now is the time to do some pre match stuff on the pitch involving the kids.
Get them into wanting to get in to games early hoping to get picked for chance to get on the pitch.
It would not take much organising and it will be a winner.

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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
 Post subject: Re: Pre Match Entertainment.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:57 pm 
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mick ronsons mullet
 Post subject: Re: Pre Match Entertainment.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:00 pm 
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Hinge and Bracket.
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PJ_Poolie
 Post subject: Re: Pre Match Entertainment.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:02 pm 
Sussex, where are you playing at the Edinburgh festival this year, can I get tickets or have they already sold out?

God you're funny.
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Block B Blues
 Post subject: Re: Pre Match Entertainment.
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Sussex and DL5 = Dumb and Dumber???

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Block B Blues
 Post subject: Re: Pre Match Entertainment.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:08 pm 
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mouldy old dough wrote:
With all the old and new poolies coming back to pools there will be loads of kids now is the time to do some pre match stuff on the pitch involving the kids.
Get them into wanting to get in to games early hoping to get picked for chance to get on the pitch.
It would not take much organising and it will be a winner.

Tell them Gary Glitters in the crowd, that'll get them on the pitch!

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JohnnyMars
 Post subject: Re: Pre Match Entertainment.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:42 pm 
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A crossbar challenge at half-time would be simple to organise and get people interested as well....
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born toulouse
 Post subject: Re: Pre Match Entertainment.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:49 pm 
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My favourite on the pitch entertainment was the copper being bitten by his own dog and the staff of Domino's Pizzas doing YMCA. Maybe combine the idea of attack dogs and dancing pizza deliveries and set the results to music.
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PJ_Poolie
 Post subject: Re: Pre Match Entertainment.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:53 pm 
Mine was Hangus making love to Yorkie the Lion in the missionary position in the Town End goalmouth.

Good wholesome family fun.
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Mr Creosote
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:56 pm 
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PJ_Poolie wrote:
Mine was Hangus making love to Yorkie the Lion in the missionary position in the Town End goalmouth.

Good wholesome family fun.


clappp

You forgot to add:

With the town end singing "Yorkie takes it up the arse"
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mouldy old dough
 Post subject: Re: Pre Match Entertainment.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:10 pm 
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Yubep
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:15 pm 
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get the big kid back for the deckchair challenge.

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Fensy
 Post subject: Re: Pre Match Entertainment.
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Yubep wrote:
get the big kid back for the deckchair challenge.


They did and it was shit
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