Oi, You! Major Frank Burns

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22572

Come on Mr Burns, I see you logged on frequently and I reckon you've lurked long enough. Time for you to come out and say something.

Moriarty · **Posted:** Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:57 pm

He's looking for hotlips

katcha · **Posted:** Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:28 pm

might be ken!

have you done a whois on his ip address??

http://www.dnsstuff.com

Poppadom · **Joined:** Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:56 pm **Posts:** 26

Difficult when he hasn't posted anything.

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:27 pm

Why are you called poppadom and isn't the correct spelling poppadum? Are you obsessed with these Indian things or what?

katcha · **Posted:** Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:28 pm

Poppadom wrote:

Difficult when he hasn't posted anything.

Mr I might have the gift, he may be the one, he may know how

Trapper · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:43 am **Posts:** 508

Watch him- he's a right dodgy character :sweet:

Your right about hot-lips :laugh:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22572

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Why are you called poppadom and isn't the correct spelling poppadum? Are you obsessed with these Indian things or what?

Mr OO. Can I draw you attention to this

http://www.askoxford.com/asktheexperts/ ... g/poppadom

Disgraceful error for one who presumably has an O level in English Language.

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:47 pm

You're obsessed with me! rolfl

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:51 pm

Mr I wrote:

Come on Mr Burns, I see you logged on frequently and I reckon you've lurked long enough. Time for you to come out and say something.

M.A.S.H was great until they introduced the laughter track

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:27 am

MASH the film was superb.

Moriarty · **Posted:** Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:50 am

TalbotAvenger wrote:

Mr I wrote:

Come on Mr Burns, I see you logged on frequently and I reckon you've lurked long enough. Time for you to come out and say something.

M.A.S.H was great until they introduced the laughter track

You are so right.

Surprised that Kev hasn't claimed to have 'had' hot-lips :shock:

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:53 am

sarf wrote:

Surprised that Kev hasn't claimed to have 'had' hot-lips :shock:

I was only fourteen........ :roll:

Moriarty · **Posted:** Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:54 am

Pooliekev wrote:

sarf wrote:

Surprised that Kev hasn't claimed to have 'had' hot-lips :shock:

I was only fourteen........ :roll:

And.....

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:09 am

sarf wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

sarf wrote:

Surprised that Kev hasn't claimed to have 'had' hot-lips :shock:

I was only fourteen........ :roll:

And.....

And I was still trying to get served in pubs, understand why Monty Python was funny and touch girls chests. People like Hotlips Houlihan were but a distant fuzzy image on a 425 line black and white Ferranti.

That was the year we stayed in the same league position for 27 consecutive games.

22nd....

Moriarty · **Posted:** Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:16 am

Pooliekev wrote:

sarf wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

sarf wrote:

Surprised that Kev hasn't claimed to have 'had' hot-lips :shock:

I was only fourteen........ :roll:

And.....

And I was still trying to get served in pubs, understand why Monty Python was funny and touch girls chests. People like Hotlips Houlihan were but a distant fuzzy image on a 425 line black and white Ferranti.

That was the year we stayed in the same league position for 27 consecutive games.

22nd....

Disappointed, Kev. Never thought I'd see the day you made an excuse about not having a woman/female/tranny (delete as appropriate)

I'm crushed confised

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:25 am

sarf wrote:

Disappointed, Kev. Never thought I'd see the day you made an excuse about not having a woman/female/tranny (delete as appropriate)

I'm crushed confised

There was barely any grass on the lawn at that stage and by the time there was she was a raddled old bag!!

I must admit though, that shower scene where they lifted the tent and bet whether the carpet matched the curtains caused some early stirrings.......... :wink:

Moriarty · **Posted:** Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:36 am

Pooliekev wrote:

sarf wrote:

Disappointed, Kev. Never thought I'd see the day you made an excuse about not having a woman/female/tranny (delete as appropriate)

I'm crushed confised

There was barely any grass on the lawn at that stage and by the time there was she was a raddled old bag!!

I must admit though, that shower scene where they lifted the tent and bet whether the carpet matched the curtains caused some early stirrings.......... :wink:

More up Mr Attweazles street then :laugh:

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:07 pm

Aye maybe if you chucked a wimple over her..... confised

Greased her down a bit.......but I mustn't speak for the great man. :wink:

poolpower · **Posted:** Tue Feb 27, 2007 2:36 pm

so which did you prefer
the film version or the tv version of ole hotlips

Maj Frank Burns · **Posted:** Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:44 pm

Your right my first thread is way overdue, Trapper has just informed me of this thread whilst we where in the Operating Room back at the 4077th M*A*S*H.

Ill try to get more involved in convo's from now on, got to dash more incoming wounded, has Klinger been on yet?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22572

Welcome to the board Mr Major, I can also confirm that your IP proves that you do not have an alternative username.

Trapper · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:43 am **Posts:** 508

Can i tell him

welcome to the board rolfl

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:00 pm

Trapper wrote:

Can i tell him

welcome to the board rolfl

you did the last one....

welcome to the board

Oi, You! Major Frank Burns

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