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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:49 pm 
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Need a bit of advice, if you have a blubber what's the best way for a woman to deal with it?

big hugs or pretend not to notice?

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:51 pm 
Not to notice.

However, I NEVER cry

Real man and all that :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: question for the men
PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:21 pm 
Walsallmom wrote:
Need a bit of advice, if you have a blubber what's the best way for a woman to deal with it?

big hugs or pretend not to notice?

Thanks


I can tell you what NOT to do.

Ask on here 'cos we'll rip the piss remorselessly. What's the matter with the big soft get, like?? Has he bust his Barbie doll?? Pulled his zip up too quick?? stupid stupid rolfl rolfl


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 Post subject: Re: question for the men
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Pooliekev wrote:
Walsallmom wrote:
Need a bit of advice, if you have a blubber what's the best way for a woman to deal with it?

big hugs or pretend not to notice?

Thanks


I can tell you what NOT to do.

Ask on here 'cos we'll rip the piss remorselessly. What's the matter with the big soft get, like?? Has he bust his Barbie doll?? Pulled his zip up too quick?? stupid stupid rolfl rolfl


wish it was that simple, I have to take my Dad's beloved pet pooch for the final injection tonight and I know he's going to cry on me. I've never seem my Dad cry and don't know what to do


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If he cries, just quietly and empathically say "that's all right" and then leave him alone for a while.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:36 pm 
Dog death is totally minging. Give him a hug, tell him its for the best and then leave him to deal with it. Worked for me last year. Not that I cried like, way too hard for that ...


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:37 pm 
Don't even go there, I get into ALL sorts of trouble with dying and ailing dogs!!!!!!!!!

Last time I ended up with God on the case, I'm probably in last chance saloon, it'll be the fiery place for me, and us in our championship season as well. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: question for the men
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Pooliekev wrote:
Walsallmom wrote:
Need a bit of advice, if you have a blubber what's the best way for a woman to deal with it?

big hugs or pretend not to notice?

Thanks


I can tell you what NOT to do.

Ask on here 'cos we'll rip the piss remorselessly. What's the matter with the big soft get, like?? Has he bust his Barbie doll?? Pulled his zip up too quick?? stupid stupid rolfl rolfl


Yikes! Don't! Bad memories! :evil:


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parmopooly wrote:
I only cry if something bad happens to Pools


Last season must have been a real tear jerker and most of the 80's.


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Don't even go there, I get into ALL sorts of trouble with dying and ailing dogs!!!!!!!!!

Last time I ended up with God on the case, I'm probably in last chance saloon, it'll be the fiery place for me, and us in our championship season as well. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


Back in Vietnam they make a tasty meal out of them. Apparently.

Pets can become like part of the family, the best thing you could do Linda is just be around and talk it through if he needs it. Sharing the happy memories of the pet might help too.


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Thanks all, will give him a hug and send him home for my mom to deal with :grin:

It is for the best really doggie was 15 last week, she's had a good life but is now poorly

(I've lost my crying smiley again!)


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:47 pm 
surprise him and get him a new dog
soon be happy again


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:50 pm 
New dog is a dodgy one - too soon and it constatly gets compared to the older dog. I would always let the owner decide when the time is right for the new pooch.


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I don't think he will have another one now. He's nearly 70 and if they had another one that lasted as long as Tara he would be 85!

pic of Tara so you can all go awwwwwwww

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:56 pm 
that carpet needs a hoover

ahhhh rolfl


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:58 pm 
SaigonSaddler wrote:
Back in Vietnam they make a tasty meal out of them. Apparently.


They do here as well. Dogs cock soup is the local viagra....


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:00 pm 
I hate dogs me


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:05 pm 
that dog looks a bit of a porker


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A few tears when your dog dies is perfectly acceptable. Especially when you've lived with the dog for its whole life.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:10 pm 
That wallpaper needs sticking down. :roll:


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:11 pm 
that stuffed hedgehog on a wicker chair is an embarrassment, scruffy not nice people!


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:12 pm 
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so this thread isnt about obesity then? :roll:


Can be. :roll: :roll:

If you're feeling left out like............. :razz:


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:36 pm 
Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
Was this a thread hijack? And I missed it? :shock:


I think you caught the back end, Cornelius.

Somewhat typically..... :laugh: :laugh:


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:45 pm 
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Bastads (cADG) :evil:

I'll tell you what used to happen to the first year students at the Tech.

If the Fifth formers caught you wearing two straps on your haversack, they'd hang you up on the bike sheds, and gob on you.


Ah well at the posh Grammar they used to get your cap and pull the yellow button off the top.

Only once like. :evil:


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:58 pm 
High Tunstall. No caps. But severe haversack Policing. And I mean severe ...


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:06 pm 
I cannt answer that. Er, fresh faced? Well, I'm not a big moisturiser fan so I am wrinkiling a bit, but that could be from allthe frigging wales and rain up here. Nah - a slightly jaded 44 year old ...

No idea at all if that is fresh faced, dont think it is, and certainly dont feel it.

By the way - anyone got an old 145W power supply hanging about, qwould you believe it the island vicar is looking for one, fnaar, fnaar.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:08 pm 
taht would be gales, not our leek holding celtic brethren.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:23 pm 
They were the ones we used to go over the Burn Valley to spit on. You couldn't hide behind a bush with a blue and maroon blazer on. I gather it's a block of flats now??


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I think that it is just a mini housing estate rather than flats Kev. Dibbs it was a school near the top of Elwick Road, wasn't it a private one as well?


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:32 pm 
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I cannt answer that. Er, fresh faced? Well, I'm not a big moisturiser fan so I am wrinkiling a bit, but that could be from allthe frigging wales and rain up here. Nah - a slightly jaded 44 year old ...

No idea at all if that is fresh faced, dont think it is, and certainly dont feel it.

By the way - anyone got an old 145W power supply hanging about, qwould you believe it the island vicar is looking for one, fnaar, fnaar.


God, yes. It's REALLY fresh-faced compared to Kev


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:04 pm 
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GighaPooly wrote:
I cannt answer that. Er, fresh faced? Well, I'm not a big moisturiser fan so I am wrinkiling a bit, but that could be from allthe frigging wales and rain up here. Nah - a slightly jaded 44 year old ...

No idea at all if that is fresh faced, dont think it is, and certainly dont feel it.

By the way - anyone got an old 145W power supply hanging about, qwould you believe it the island vicar is looking for one, fnaar, fnaar.


God, yes. It's REALLY fresh-faced compared to Kev


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Back on topic................anyone admit to a 'getting emotional' when reading Marley and Me? :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:

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and was Digby really the biggest dog in the world?

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Walsallmom wrote:
I have to take my Dad's beloved pet pooch for the final injection tonight and I know he's going to cry on me. I've never seem my Dad cry and don't know what to do

Just play him Old Shep over and over again in a loop.

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/e/elvis+pres ... 48380.html

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Walsallmom wrote:
Pooliekev wrote:
Walsallmom wrote:
Need a bit of advice, if you have a blubber what's the best way for a woman to deal with it?

big hugs or pretend not to notice?

Thanks


I can tell you what NOT to do.

Ask on here 'cos we'll rip the piss remorselessly. What's the matter with the big soft get, like?? Has he bust his Barbie doll?? Pulled his zip up too quick?? stupid stupid rolfl rolfl


wish it was that simple, I have to take my Dad's beloved pet pooch for the final injection tonight and I know he's going to cry on me. I've never seem my Dad cry and don't know what to do


don't expect any sympathy off the bastids on here!!

poolie kev !!!

cheesy photo to annoy time -

she even been on virgin sands where very few humans have set foot - well since they stopped the ferry anyways

dead now like.

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I think so.

It started off about fat people, then goes off on a tangent about what dog tastes like.


dog or dog's cock?!

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