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Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Roberto Carlos can't lace Ritchie's boots
PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:13 am 
You fat, over-rated Brazilian twat can't even dream of being as good as Sir Ritchie Humphreys, the pride of Hartlepool. Stuck at left-back but doesn't complain, the man from the steel city yet again shows he is a magician. A TEAM player, a man of integrity and grit. Once more Ritchie you show that you are indeed related to God. I salute you, I love you, I am OBSESSED with you. You don't have a left foot, you have a WAND. Harry Potter knows fuck all about MAGIC compared to you. clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp
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poolpower
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:14 am 
he is better than that man clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp
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Cowboy
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:17 am 
Lets be fair here, if he was GOD the ball wouldn't have gone in off the keepers arse

VERY good strike though :grin:
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Obafemi Obsession
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:19 am 
It didn't go in off the keeper though, David Morley OG. Ritchie is a WIZARD rolf rolf rolf rolf rolf
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poolpower
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:20 am 
i thought barker got a touch

but then everyone tells me i have alzimers
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Cowboy
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:21 am 
Don't you be offering to rub his wand :uhoh: :shock:
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Cowboy
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:22 am 
poolpower wrote:
i thought barker got a touch

but then everyone tells me i have alzimers


To be honest, when it didn't go in from the free kick, I looked away, have no idea who it came off
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Spender
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:15 am 
poolpower wrote:
but then everyone tells me i have alzimers


How did you remember that?? :shock: :shock:
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townendtimmy
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:20 am 
Sir Richard Humphreys done it again against Boston top notch, made it even better when it came off the keeper rolf rolf Arise Sir Richy
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poolpower
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:43 pm 
that one was to convince the doubters of the first one rolfl rolfl rolfl
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Lord Smythe
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:13 pm 
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Cowboy wrote:
Don't you be offering to rub his wand :uhoh: :shock:


There's only one magician at Pools and that's Ali "Bongo" Gibb
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poolpower
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:26 pm 
he is not a magician he is FAKIER
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