on the way.

Mrs ed-t-ball expecting.

Scan looks good but couldn't quite make out the blue and white scalf!!!!

Excellent - so that's 2501 who are in favour of Pools' having the ground and being against the council.....

So when is the baby diue to make an appearance.?

June in the world, and then about 17 years later in the blue and white number 9 shirt.

And then that evening in the Mail Sports Special debut hatrick special.

aye same here. Future Poolie number 4 for me....Mr Hodcroft should take note of my attempts at boosting our ailing crowd and send me free season tickets.

Congratulations BTW Mr Ed-t-ball

Me n our lass have had sex this morning... So you never know another one could be on it's way too as I never pulled out or anything.

Thank you for the running Text Commentary, Yubep (sponsored by Tone's of Hartlepool).

Just want you guys to be the first to know.

i already knew, i watched it live on internet....bit of a rip off like, £15 quid for 2 mins of action.....gonna start calling you Audley

i let her win too

by lass, you mean lad tho don't you.

mrs aido is up the duff too, but we're waiting on some tests cos she's ancient

Congrats to all who are involved in creating new Poolies.

Lass aido lass, you've seen her in church street when she was in a one with me!

fuckin hell is it have a kid day on here or summit?

I might have to go wake her up upstairs so we can make sure we are having one, i feel left out!

We're also expecting a new poolie in January, although his smoggy Dad is trying to have some say over the allegiance of the little fella, he's not blooming likely to be a smoggy if I have anything to do with it!!! :)

One of our Platys gave birth last week...

Congrats Mr S!

...didn't know you did inter-species, like? ;0)

I've woke up next to a few old trouts in my time..

Think we've all done that, like! Ps - What's a Platy?

My three Platys Liam Tommy and Gillespie are tropical fish..

Well, they've certainly been 'floundering' in the Vauxhall Conference!

...still, no surprise there if one of them is pregnant

The wife next door is also expecting......it was'nt owt' to do with me like......I only popped round for a cup of sugar......I mean I did'nt know he worked permanent nightshift....

Old Man Out!

Congratulations to all the Poolies expecting kids in 2011. Our second is due on play-off final weekend. Should we get to the final it would be a proper dilemma whether to go or not. Mind you, it's at Old Trafford this year.

That would be some day to be born on, the day Pools were in a play-off final. Our son should have been born on a day when we beat Gillingham 4-0, but he held off until five past midnight. Such a shame. He would have had an almost pallindromic birthday as well 8 - 03 - 08.