Just been on the website and they are asking for help clearing snow, just off to get my wellies on, any offers?

Has it been that bad back home, like?
Hope it sorts itself before Satder.

Watch yourself, snow can be dangerous-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVP2n_Gc ... re=related

has anyone been up there yet
as a yeo fan i was wondering of the conditions and a % chance for the game being on/off

No offers of help then ...suprise,suprise..

I think anyone wanting to offer help would offer it to the club, not a message board. Still, if you enjoy imagining thousands of shovel bearing Loids marching up to the Echo Chamber to clear the snow in time for a match that might get you above a mid-table position in the conference if you win it where's the harm? Careful not to dribble when the nurse brings your tea.

http://www.darlofc.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=8859
True grit page 3.. the difference between the two towns..
You ain't got any f sausage heaters have yah???

We've got sausage heaters for the foot long hot dogs, the 'sausage type heaters' are a different matter.

As you have all the plumbing but no boiler for the undersoil heating I'd suggest you neck a few pickled eggs, jump about to mix them with the meths, then fart up the pipes and get one of your chums to light it. It will be just as effective as your 'sausage type heaters', unless the pipes are all blocked with corpses from the plague of worms that afflicted your playing surface in a Tremors like nightmare when you still had league status. If they are blocked you'll get your ring badly burned but that would keep you out of your computer chair for a few days so lots of people would be happy.

Keep my ring out of it.. my piles and a fissure give me enough jip as it is..

official site says work to clear the pitch is going well

Splendid riposte!

Once again, Susspot is despatched to the boundary.

....I believe Darlo have undersoil heating.........dont they pour petrol down all the mole hills on the pitch then set them all alight?

You deluded cootio

I will probably be wrong (and who am i to doubt our groundstaff who do a fantastic job) but I always thought you were meant to leave the layer of snow on until the day of the game to insulate the pitch and help stop it freezing.

Mind, my record of keeping plants alive aint too hot

I was on my own until 2 young lads turned up at 12, fresh outta bed and then 2 others who had finished work about half hour later.

There were 4 grounds staff, the security manager, the internet dude and a young tracksuited lad, must admit the communication wasn`t the best and working methods will never set the world alight but got it done by 2.45, the fresh snow didn`t settle and the last of the snow was mushy towards the end.

Mick and Humps turned up about 1.45, said thanks and we were eavesdropping their chat with the head groundsman, apparently he has received a letter of apology from last weks ref

They may need people tomorow depending on the snow tonight, ring at 9 and ask and free ticket if you help out, just off to the bath to soak my aching bones!

Well done MB....

Aye well done.
Maybe we can get the community service lads down in the morning.
It looks like it's going to need clearing again!!

The youth team will be there at 9 apparently, snowball fights help clear snow covered grass