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Fetish_Bob
 Post subject: Now I'm not normally up this early
PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:53 am 
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Location: i am busy right now, can i ignore you some other time?
But playing golf soon. But what was Mr I on last night.....posting between 3:58am and 5:38.

Now some drunken post from Mutley( though not been many lately) you expect when you get up but sense from someone during the early hours is about as rare as rocking horse s***

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Yubep
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:55 am 
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this would be a lie in for me this, i've been up since half 6 watching friggin cbloodybeebies!

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Mr Ripper
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:55 am 
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Yubep wrote:
this would be a lie in for me this, i've been up since half 6 watching friggin cbloodybeebies!


You missed the Teletubbies this morning then?

It wasn't one of the better ones.

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Yubep
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:04 am 
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its zingzillas all the way for this kid, they thought they wouldnt make the big zing, but they did, as always

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Mr Ripper
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:06 am 
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Freddie loves the Zing Zillas. And The Tweenies. He seems to quite like Balamory too.

Speaking of Balamory- Miss Hoolie, would you?

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Yubep
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:54 am 
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god no, thats sick!!

i want a back rub off her with 1 arm though.

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Mr Ripper
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:59 am 
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And you call me sick?! :laugh:

Actually that reminds me of an email vid I got once with two lesbians on it, one had a false leg and took it off to give her mate one with the stump.

And no, I haven't still got it.

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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Now I'm not normally up this early
PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:44 am 
Mr Ripper wrote:
Freddie loves the Zing Zillas. And The Tweenies. He seems to quite like Balamory too.

Speaking of Balamory- Miss Hoolie, would you?


Josie Jump....Yes Please!!!! :razz: :razz: :razz:


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Mr Irrelevant
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 11:34 am 
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My excuse is that it was impossible to sleep last night due to a couple of broken ribs.

Top tip: when riding motorbikes quite fast, don't fall off.
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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
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Mr I wrote:
My excuse is that it was impossible to sleep last night due to a couple of broken ribs.

Top tip: when riding motorbikes quite fast, don't fall off.

Mine is a knacked spleen. confised
Top tip: Don't swing onto boards from scaffolding if you're over forty
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MFR
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 11:51 am 
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Mr I wrote:
My excuse is that it was impossible to sleep last night due to a couple of broken ribs.

Top tip: when riding motorbikes quite fast, don't fall off.


Another top related tip: When riding motorbikes in extremely icy conditions - dont. Took me knee ages to sort itself out and I now have a nice knee shaped dent in the tank.
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Mr Irrelevant
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:11 pm 
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My other tip is not to ride bikes where lorries carrying gravel have been. It makes you fall off and break ribs.

Oh, and I wish I only had a dented tank, bike last seen cartwheeling down the road.
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Mr Ripper
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My top tip?

Ditch the motorbikes and get a car.

Or make sure that your will is up to date. I know a good solicitor who can help with this last bit.

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Mr Irrelevant
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The adrenine rush of a fast bike is well worth the danger. By the way, plenty of people die in cars too.

I suppose you could wrap yourself in cotton wool or just enter a nursing home at an early age and have nurse spoon feed you.

[sits back and awaits uneducated statements about how dangerous bikes are]
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threepintwonder
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:12 pm 
be extra careful them spoons could be dangerous you could have your eye out with one of those
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