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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Has Anyone Seen My Keys????
PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:14 am 
I'm locked in the house....can't find my keys anywhere and our lass and the bairn are at Flamingo Land!!!! confised banghead confised


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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Has Anyone Seen My Keys????
PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:15 am 
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Have you looked down the back of the couch?

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:16 am 
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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Has Anyone Seen My Keys????
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Or maybe the can recycling box?

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 Post subject: Re: Has Anyone Seen My Keys????
PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:46 am 
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The dog has ate them..

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:49 am 
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They are in your lasses handbag..............................at Flamingoland

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Are they in your jacket inside pocket, or anyother place you put things to "keep them safe" while drinking.

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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Has Anyone Seen My Keys????
PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:13 pm 
Found them....under the Christmas Tree that's in the backroom at the moment awaiting to go in the attic!!!! confised confised

But our lass isn't speaking to me now....and doesn't want me in the house when she gets home after the way I spoke to her on the phone whilst looking for me keys!!!! confised sadx

Oh well....looks like the Pub for me!!!! :coool: :grin:


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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Has Anyone Seen My Keys????
PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:28 pm 
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MutleyRules wrote:
Found them....under the Christmas Tree that's in the backroom at the moment awaiting to go in the attic!!!! confised confised

But our lass isn't speaking to me now....and doesn't want me in the house when she gets home after the way I spoke to her on the phone whilst looking for me keys!!!! confised sadx

Oh well....looks like the Pub for me!!!! :coool: :grin:


So you told her that either she'd taken them with her or that she'd deliberately hidden them? :laugh:

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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Has Anyone Seen My Keys????
PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:30 pm 
Well that's more or less what she thinks I thought/said!!!! confised


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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Has Anyone Seen My Keys????
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MutleyRules wrote:
Well that's more or less what she thinks I thought/said!!!! confised


What did she call you? :laugh:

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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Has Anyone Seen My Keys????
PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:31 pm 
I couldn't even repeat that on The Bunker!!!! :uhoh:

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Mr Ripper
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Well the tip from the Ripper School of Romance is that you leave her some flowers and / or chocolates on the table for when she gets in and then go and camp out in the pub. Get yourself hammered before you go home and either she'll have forgiven you due to the gifts or you'll be that drunk that you won't care or remember if she goes off on one. :laugh:

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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Has Anyone Seen My Keys????
PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:37 pm 
I might try that!!!! :coool: clappp :grin:


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