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mouldy old dough
 Post subject: Uri Geller.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:53 pm 
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Went on a Uri Geller mind over matter course last night and it was all about positive thinking so lets give it a try.
At 3-00 on Saturday no matter where you are take a Hartlepool United badge. scarf or what ever hold it in your hands and every now and then say WIN POOLS.
Uri said its is guaranteed to work so lets give it a go.

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 Post subject: Re: Uri Geller.
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..At 3.00 o'clock on Saturday I might be standing at a urinal !

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 Post subject: Re: Uri Geller.
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I think we will win 2-1 as dont think Rochdale will be all that.

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 Post subject: Re: Uri Geller.
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Mr Paulus- Unless you've got a genital tattoo of the club crest try sticking an enamel badge in your bobby's helmet before going for a slash. You'd be gutted if we lost because you hadn't done your bit.Thes eare desperate times.
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paulus the woodgnome and a side salad
 Post subject: Re: Uri Geller.
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born toulouse wrote:
Mr Paulus- Unless you've got a genital tattoo of the club crest try sticking an enamel badge in your bobby's helmet before going for a slash. You'd be gutted if we lost because you hadn't done your bit.Thes eare desperate times.


....right, where did I put that enamel badge.... :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: Uri Geller.
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What if the Rochdale fans do it for their team aswell.






Suppose it will be a draw.
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paulus the woodgnome and a side salad
 Post subject: Re: Uri Geller.
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P.M.T. wrote:
What if the Rochdale fans do it for their team aswell.






Suppose it will be a draw.


....hopefully they'll not be the brightest bunch, and grasp their Rochdale scarf and shout "win Pools".

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mouldy old dough
 Post subject: Re: Uri Geller.
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P.M.T. wrote:
What if the Rochdale fans do it for their team aswell.






Suppose it will be a draw.
There was no Rochdale fans on the course and they will not read this or the ITTB board.

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 Post subject: Re: Uri Geller.
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My Aunt Rose Lee has just put a curse on you for Saturday..
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 Post subject: Re: Uri Geller.
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Not too worried, her powers haven't helped you lot much hve they Sussex?
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born toulouse wrote:
Not too worried, her powers haven't helped you lot much hve they Sussex?

Cross my palm with silver and I'll give it you it back.....You need it more than us :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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mouldy old dough
 Post subject: Re: Uri Geller.
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Sussex07 wrote:
My Aunt Rose Lee has just put a curse on you for Saturday..
She can't be that good she never saw the gonorrhea coming.

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paulus the woodgnome and a side salad
 Post subject: Re: Uri Geller.
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born toulouse wrote:
Not too worried, her powers haven't helped you lot much hve they Sussex?

Cross my palm with silver and I'll give it you it back.....You need it more than us :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


....careful Sussex, you've left a mud-baked hedgehog on, at the campfire...

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 Post subject: Re: Uri Geller.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:32 pm 
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born toulouse wrote:
Not too worried, her powers haven't helped you lot much hve they Sussex?

Cross my palm with silver and I'll give it you it back.....You need it more than us :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:



How many times, peggy, you ain't got a pot to wee in, unless of course you think the coats for goalposts league is a money spinner


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 Post subject: Re: Uri Geller.
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:laugh: Priceless Sussex!

Y'know, I'm almost starting to feel sorry for you.

Thanks for all the laughs! :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: Uri Geller.
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mouldy old dough wrote:
Went on a Uri Geller mind over matter course last night and it was all about positive thinking so lets give it a try.
At 3-00 on Saturday no matter where you are take a Hartlepool United badge. scarf or what ever hold it in your hands and every now and then say WIN POOLS.
Uri said its is guaranteed to work so lets give it a go.


It is dosen`t matter what is Uri "The Fuck" Geller saying! Hopefully the BLUE ARMY WILL FLYING THE FLAG :!: -------> :wink:
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