Having read MutleyRules confession a few days back, just wondered if anyone had ever heard this story before: -

"...on sunday I was in london and got caught up in the hoards of football fans travelling to wembley for the leeds and doncaster rovers play-off final. I was on the tube (Met line) which was packed, mostly with Leeds supporters and we also had two police officers in the carriage. one young bloke was in agony needing a wee-wee (I suspect he'd been in the pub before travelling) and between baker street and finchley road someone pulled the emergency handle and the train was stuck for about 20 minutes.

This lad was pleading with the police officers that he had to go to the toilet but they told him there was nothing they could do. In the end, he was crying in agony and then he just stood there and wet himself in his jeans.

everyone was SO embarrassed but the two police officers seemed not too bothered and shrugged that there was nothing they could have done.

surely they could have let him go on the floor when they saw what was going to happen? it must have ruined the whole day for that particular leeds fan.

I've never seen that happen before - has anyone else?"

Wetting yourself is embarrassing beyond belief - but in that sort of situation it's do-yourself-in-stuff, isn't it?

Have Leeds and Doncaster Rovers ever played each other in a Play Off Final match at Wembley?

Problems for a LeedsFan= Lo -^-------------- Hi

No sorry it hardly registers on the give a fu cko'meter

I'd have just fucked off out the way of the coppers, forced my way against the doors and pissed down them. If it's a load of pissed up lads nobody would give 2 fucks anyway!!!

Two years ago wasn't it? Think Donny won 1-0.

I watched it in a pub full of Leeds fans in Pooley Bridge. I don't think they liked me.

Risky though, nonetheless...stuck in a confined space like that and no doubt the coppers would have been f***ed off too at being stuck there, so any chance of an easy nick would have been grabbed with both hands.

He must have been desperate beyond belief for that to have happened, though?

Couldnt give a shit.

Good job it wasnt Mutley, he would have had a shite while he was at it too.