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Poolie of Kent
 Post subject: Come Dine With Me from Darlo
PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2010 12:16 am 
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...I hear this week. :grin:
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 Post subject: Re: Come Dine With Me from Darlo
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Fine dining at it's best pok. :grin:..Actually it was a f embarassment :roll: :laugh:
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 Post subject: Re: Come Dine With Me from Darlo
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What a horrible cow she was!!!

I could of punched her head in :laugh: rage :laugh:
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 Post subject: Re: Come Dine With Me from Darlo
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 Post subject: Re: Come Dine With Me from Darlo
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Poolie of Kent
 Post subject: Re: Come Dine With Me from Darlo
PostPosted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 3:42 pm 
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What a horrible cow she was!!!

I could of punched her head in :laugh: rage :laugh:


Is that the so-called Iron Lady of Darlington you're talking about? :laugh:

As for Neil the drag queen - talk about bitchy.... :shock: banghead
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 Post subject: Re: Come Dine With Me from Darlo
PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:25 am 
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Poolie of Kent wrote:

As for Neil the drag queen - talk about bitchy.... :shock: banghead


I didnt watch the programme as its crap, however drag queen and bitchy go hand in hand POK. Here is a good life lesson mate dont ever try bitchy or catty remarks with a fruit or a drag queen they will tare your eyes out and be very cruel in the process.

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Poolie of Kent
 Post subject: Re: Come Dine With Me from Darlo
PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:13 am 
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Are you speaking from personal experience there, Compo? :grin:
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threepintwonder
 Post subject: Re: Come Dine With Me from Darlo
PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:19 am 
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Are you speaking from personal experience there, Mr I? :grin:

is compo,mr i like? sctatchinghead
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Poolie of Kent
 Post subject: Re: Come Dine With Me from Darlo
PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:23 am 
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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Re: Come Dine With Me from Darlo
PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:24 am 
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Poolie of Kent wrote:

As for Neil the drag queen - talk about bitchy.... :shock: banghead


I didnt watch the programme as its crap, however drag queen and bitchy go hand in hand POK. Here is a good life lesson mate dont ever try bitchy or catty remarks with a fruit or a drag queen they will tare your eyes out and be very cruel in the process.



Tare?

Is that gay speak?
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Compo
 Post subject: Re: Come Dine With Me from Darlo
PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:46 am 
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Poolie of Kent wrote:
Are you speaking from personal experience there, Compo? :grin:


Yes, never get into a cat fight with a fruit they are very bitchy and you will never win. Also they say thing to put you down when in a group of lasses that they all snigger at and make you look a fool.

Always befriend the gays they are some of the best pulling partners (wing-men) you can have. My mate at Uni Daniel was as camp as christmas but a great lad, used to go out drinking with him you wouldnt believe the amount of "fag-hags" he attracted all stunning small blonde girls. When talking to them they would always say "so are you WITH Daniel then?", no i am not gay he is just a mate, "oh right thats good to know".. the rest you say is history.

I am sounding like Chip here.

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