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 Post subject: England World Cup Squad
PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 11:26 am 
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For those who aren't miserable bastads. :wink:

From the provisional squad of 30 that's already been named (regardless of who you'd have had in the 30 if you'd been picking it), who would your final 23 be if you were choosing?

I'd have to go for;
1. Joe Hart
2. David James
3. Rob Green
4. Jamie Carragher
5. Ashley Cole
6. Rio Ferdinand
7. Glen Johnson
8. Ledley King
9. John Terry
10. Matthew Upson
11. Gareth Barry (if not fit then Tom Huddlestone)
12. Michael Carrick
13. Joe Cole
14. Steven Gerrard
15. Adam Johnson
16. Frank Lampard
17. Aaron Lennon
18. James Milner
19. Theo Walcott
20. Darren Bent
21. Peter Crouch
22. Emile Heskey
23. Wayne Rooney

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 Post subject: Re: England World Cup Squad
PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 11:34 am 
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GK:
Joe Hart
David James
Rob Green

Defenders:
Jamie Carragher
Ashley Cole
Rio Ferdinand
Glen Johnson
Ledley King
John Terry
Dawson

Midfielders:
Gareth Barry
Michael Carrick
Joe Cole
Steven Gerrard
Adam Johnson
Frank Lampard
Aaron Lennon
James Milner
Theo Walcott

Darren Bent
Peter Crouch
Emile Heskey
Wayne Rooney

only one change from ripper Dawson for upson

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 Post subject: Re: England World Cup Squad
PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 11:40 am 
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Goalkeepers: Joe Hart, David James, Robert Green.

Defenders:Jamie Carragher, Ashley Cole, Michael Dawson, Rio Ferdinand, Glen Johnson, Ledley King, John Terry.

Midfielders: Gareth Barry, Michael Carrick, Joe Cole, Steven Gerrard, Adam Johnson, Frank Lampard, Aaron Lennon, James Milner, Theo Walcott.

Forwards: Peter Crouch, Jermain Defoe, Emile Heskey, Wayne Rooney.


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 Post subject: Re: England World Cup Squad
PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 1:03 pm 
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Compo wrote:
GK:
Joe Hart
David James
Rob Green

Defenders:
Jamie Carragher
Ashley Cole
Rio Ferdinand
Glen Johnson
Ledley King
John Terry
Dawson

Midfielders:
Gareth Barry
Michael Carrick
Joe Cole
Steven Gerrard
Adam Johnson
Frank Lampard
Aaron Lennon
James Milner
Theo Walcott

Darren Bent
Peter Crouch
Emile Heskey
Wayne Rooney

only one change from ripper Dawson for upson


Only one change Defoe for Bent. He has more experience.

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 Post subject: Re: England World Cup Squad
PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 1:10 pm 
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Only one change Defoe for Bent. He has more experience at being crap for England.


Edited for accuracy. :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: England World Cup Squad
PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 4:02 pm 
Theo Walcott is shit.
Can't believe he's been to 2 world cups!


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 Post subject: Re: England World Cup Squad
PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 4:08 pm 
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As far as I know Walcott has only been to 1 world cup ( so far ).


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 Post subject: Re: England World Cup Squad
PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 4:10 pm 
you know what i mean Mr.Pedantic!


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 Post subject: Re: England World Cup Squad
PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 4:38 pm 
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The strange thing is he will still be the youngest in the squad.


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 Post subject: Re: England World Cup Squad
PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 5:23 pm 
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I can't narrow it down to 23, due to my almost complete ignorance of the ability of the 30 people involved.

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 Post subject: Re: England World Cup Squad
PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 5:30 pm 
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Goalies:

Hart
Green

Fuck this taking 3 keepers crap. Has a country ever had 2 injured?

Defence:

Johnson
Cole
Terry
Ferdinand
King
Dawson
Baines

Midfield:

Gerrard
Lampard
Johnson
Milner
J. Cole
Carrick
Lennon
Wright Phillips

Strikers:

Rooney
Crouch
Heskey
Bent
Defoe

hth bbolt

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 Post subject: Re: England World Cup Squad
PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 6:55 pm 
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Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
Goalies:

Hart
Green

f*** this taking 3 keepers crap. Has a country ever had 2 injured?

Defence:

Johnson
Cole
Terry
Ferdinand
King
Dawson
Baines

Midfield:

Gerrard
Lampard
Johnson
Milner
J. Cole
Carrick
Lennon
Wright Phillips

Strikers:

Rooney
Crouch
Heskey
Bent
Defoe

. bbolt

thats still only 22 sctatchinghead

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 Post subject: Re: England World Cup Squad
PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 7:02 pm 
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Goalkeepers: Joe Hart (Manchester City), David James (Portsmouth), Robert Green (West Ham).

Defenders: Jamie Carragher (Liverpool), Ashley Cole (Chelsea), Michael Dawson (Tottenham), Rio Ferdinand (Manchester United), Glen Johnson (Liverpool), John Terry (Chelsea), Stephen Warnock (Aston Villa).

Midfielders: Gareth Barry (Manchester City), Joe Cole (Chelsea), Steven Gerrard (Liverpool), Adam Johnson (Manchester City), Frank Lampard (Chelsea), Aaron Lennon (Tottenham), James Milner (Aston Villa), Scott Parker (West Ham), Theo Walcott (Arsenal).

Forwards: Peter Crouch (Tottenham), Jermain Defoe (Tottenham), Emile Heskey (Aston Villa), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United).

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 Post subject: Re: England World Cup Squad
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Carragher can fuck off, he's had a shite season and has no commitment, I'll think about the rest later....


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 Post subject: Re: England World Cup Squad
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I genuinely don't know who some of those players are, who they play for, what position - and I have no inclination to find out

Couldn't give a fu-ck

I will be joining in with all the Wales, Scotland and Ireland fans laughing at them when they get knocked out

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 Post subject: Re: England World Cup Squad
PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 7:19 pm 
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I genuinely don't know who some of those players are, who they play for, what position - and I have no inclination to find out

Couldn't give a fu-ck

I will be joining in with all the Wales, Scotland and Ireland fans laughing at them when they get knocked out



I will pissing my sides at all the plastic micks, the daft sectarian jokos and the smelly taffs who yet again failed to qualify and channel their hate at the people who more or less fund everything they do, the inbred halfwits that they are......


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 Post subject: Re: England World Cup Squad
PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 7:24 pm 
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parmopooly wrote:
I genuinely don't know who some of those players are, who they play for, what position - and I have no inclination to find out

Couldn't give a fu-ck

I will be joining in with all the Wales, Scotland and Ireland fans laughing at them when they get knocked out

How the fook can you laugh at our own countrys football team getting knocked out of the world cup? Reminds me of the clowns in this town who'd rather support Manure, Mags, Borer, Mackems, Chelski, scousers etc. etc. and have no time for our own team. banghead

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 Post subject: Re: England World Cup Squad
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Mumtaz's rucksack wrote:
parmopooly wrote:
I genuinely don't know who some of those players are, who they play for, what position - and I have no inclination to find out

Couldn't give a fu-ck

I will be joining in with all the Wales, Scotland and Ireland fans laughing at them when they get knocked out

How the fook can you laugh at our own countrys football team getting knocked out of the world cup? Reminds me of the clowns in this town who'd rather support Manure, Mags, Borer, Mackems, Chelski, scousers etc. etc. and have no time for our own team. banghead



Its a simple case of laughing at those same clowns who took no notice of our relegation yet sat in the towns pubs crying as though they had lost a relative when England got knocked out in 2006

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 Post subject: Re: England World Cup Squad
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No it's not. I support my country, whatever they are involved in, same as i support Pools whoever they come up against. Obviously a load of rarfs are going to support England as well as decent supporters. But there's probably some rarfs supporting Pools as well and that won't make me stop supporting us either.
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 Post subject: Re: England World Cup Squad
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GK
Joe Hart
David James
Rob Green

Defenders

Jamie Carragher
Ashley Cole
Rio Ferdinand
Glen Johnson
Ledley King
John Terry
Michael Dawson
Stephen Warnock

Midfield

Gareth Barry
Joe Cole
Steven Gerrard
Adam Johnson
Frank Lampard
Aaron Lennon
James Milner
Theo Walcott

Forwards
20. Jermain Defoe
21. Peter Crouch
22. Emile Heskey
23. Wayne Rooney

I would give Barry till June 11th and if he wasn't fit call up Owen Hargreaves (If he fit enough) simply because I don't rate Michael Carrick. If Hargreaves injured still then I'd call Parker back, once more simply because i want anyone other than Carrick.

And please don't anyone tell me we can't call Hargreaves up because we can, FIFA rules state a player can be called into the squad because of injuries up to 24 hours before their first game and that player DOES NOT have to have been part of the 30 man squad.

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 Post subject: Re: England World Cup Squad
PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 11:47 pm 
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Its a simple case of laughing at those same clowns who took no notice of our relegation yet sat in the towns pubs crying as though they had lost a relative when England got knocked out in 2006


what he said.

Don't give 2 fu-cks about the overpaid premiership wankers.

I'm English, but want no part of the national football team

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 Post subject: Re: England World Cup Squad
PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2010 9:41 am 
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parmopooly wrote:
GroovyCrimes wrote:


Its a simple case of laughing at those same clowns who took no notice of our relegation yet sat in the towns pubs crying as though they had lost a relative when England got knocked out in 2006


what he said.

Don't give 2 fu-cks about the overpaid premiership wankers.

I'm English, but want no part of the national football team


Sounds like a statement a Poolie Mag or Manure would make. "Yeah i was born in Hartlepool but they're shyte"
Every other country in the World Cup have teams full of overpaid wankers. The difference being that ours represent our country, England. I was born here and am proud to be English, almost as much as i am proud to be a Poolie. So come on England! rolf

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 Post subject: Re: England World Cup Squad
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Mumtaz's rucksack wrote:
parmopooly wrote:
GroovyCrimes wrote:


Its a simple case of laughing at those same clowns who took no notice of our relegation yet sat in the towns pubs crying as though they had lost a relative when England got knocked out in 2006


what he said.

Don't give 2 fu-cks about the overpaid premiership wankers.

I'm English, but want no part of the national football team


Sounds like a statement a Poolie Mag or Manure would make. "Yeah i was born in Hartlepool but they're shyte"
Every other country in the World Cup have teams full of overpaid wankers. The difference being that ours represent our country, England. I was born here and am proud to be English, almost as much as i am proud to be a Poolie. So come on England! rolf


Couldnt agree more, I want England to win the World cup and also host it in my life time. I think this is the year we will win the compertition and also find out we are hosting it in 2018

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 Post subject: Re: England World Cup Squad
PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2010 4:35 pm 
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I think this is the year we will win the compertition


Cheers Mr.Compo....just spat a mouthful of Tea allover the computer!!!! :evil:

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I cannot "cheer" players I despise. Simple as that.

If England sent a team of players who were worth cheering for, then I would do so
But they aren't - so I won't

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Parmo stop it or I will cancel your pie rations!


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MutleyRules wrote:
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I think this is the year we will win the compertition


Cheers Mr.Compo....just spat a mouthful of Tea allover the computer!!!! :evil:

rolfl :laugh: rolfl


You'll spit more than that when you're eating crab paste off Nelsons and Skyes backs. rolf :laugh:

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