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 Post subject: If you were going to be bum raped...
PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 4:03 pm 
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What would you prefer his occupation to be.


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 Post subject: Re: Any guesses on the blokes occupation?
PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 4:05 pm 
lorry driver??


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Butcher?

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Domestic Violence Officer?


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Job seekers allowance


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 Post subject: Re: Any guesses on the blokes occupation?
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A vicar??


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 Post subject: Re: Any guesses on the blokes occupation?
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The actor Christopher Timothey

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 Post subject: Re: Any guesses on the blokes occupation?
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The clue is that Mr I is asking, Salty will be right.

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 Post subject: Re: Any guesses on the blokes occupation?
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Acting manager of Pools??

Well, he is guilty of everything else so why not :grin:

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 Post subject: Re: If you were going to be bum raped...
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Genious Mr I!!! The most I have laughed in yonks! clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp

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 Post subject: Re: If you were going to be bum raped...
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Oh no, Mutley thought of this about three years ago.


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 Post subject: Re: If you were going to be bum raped...
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 Post subject: Re: If you were going to be bum raped...
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Mr I wrote:
Oh no, Mutley thought of this about three years ago.


Immitation is the sincerest form of flattery :grin:

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 Post subject: Re: If you were going to be bum raped...
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What was the original question....Title of the Thread???? sctatchinghead

i missed this one....you changed it too early!!!! sadx :laugh: :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: If you were going to be bum raped...
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MutleyRules wrote:
What was the original question....Title of the Thread???? sctatchinghead

i missed this one....you changed it too early!!!! sadx :laugh: :laugh:



It was about a guy who had been murdering prossies, I asked what his occupation probably is.


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 Post subject: Re: If you were going to be bum raped...
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:laugh: :laugh: clappp :laugh: :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: If you were going to be bum raped...
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Mr I wrote:
What would you prefer his occupation to be.



Bummer

He will know what he is doing after all


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A Eunoch. :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: If you were going to be bum raped...
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A 'drag artist' to soften the blow maybe's??????

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 Post subject: Re: If you were going to be bum raped...
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.....Game show host?

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 Post subject: Re: If you were going to be bum raped...
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plastic surgeon, so when he's finished he can make it tight again........

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 Post subject: Re: If you were going to be bum raped...
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Mr I wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
What was the original question....Title of the Thread???? sctatchinghead

i missed this one....you changed it too early!!!! sadx :laugh: :laugh:



It was about a guy who had been murdering prossies, I asked what his occupation probably is.


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 Post subject: Re: If you were going to be bum raped...
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John Wayne Bobbit. :grin:

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 Post subject: Re: If you were going to be bum raped...
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plastic surgeon, so when he's finished he can make it tight again........


Closest guess, phd student

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 Post subject: Re: Any guesses on the blokes occupation?
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I'd say this was the closest guess

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 Post subject: Re: If you were going to be bum raped...
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You all need your heads seeing too


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What would you prefer his occupation to be.

a royal marine clappp

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You all need your heads seeing too

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What would you prefer his occupation to be.

a royal marine clappp



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