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Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon May 03, 2010 8:31 am

Probably loads.

For starters Jim Beglin, the thick paddy twt.

Mick Tait's Head Bandage · **Posted:** Mon May 03, 2010 8:36 am

Pundit would be Andy Gray, no question. I'd hit him with said lump hammer until it broke.

Former footballer you say? There'd be loads if I really gave it some thought, but one that springs immediately to mind is Ian Wright. I'd punch him until my arm fell off. Then, using my other arm, I'd pick up the afforementioned detatched limb, and begin to then bludgeon him with it.

pooliemick · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:21 pm **Posts:** 235

Carlton Palmer would be my choice , dunno why but i can not stand the bloke.

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Mon May 03, 2010 9:36 am

Mr Ripper wrote:

Probably loads.

For starters Jim Beglin, the thick paddy twt.

is that the one who is on channel 5 if it is i agree if not him on channel five

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

mark lawrenson would be my hammer recipetent
and ex footballers would be a trio of chris marples ex york keeper who always played well against us and had no problem letting us know
carlton (how the fuck did he do so well is it cos i is black) palmer
and billy turley cheating fat barsteward

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

Lee Hughes.

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

Tax Paying Poolie wrote:

Lee Hughes.

Oops, just seen it said former footballer. I still want to seriously assault him though.

peter hartleys left foot · **Joined:** Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:40 pm **Posts:** 14

garth crooks

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6471

Stan Collymore, why does he think his opinion counts for anything on the telly

balltofeet · **Posted:** Mon May 03, 2010 11:13 am

Chris Kamara - the intellect of a hot dog!

Doug the head · **Posted:** Mon May 03, 2010 11:21 am

David Pleat and Andy Townsend both not nice people.

The Lightning Tree · **Joined:** Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:30 pm **Posts:** 5804

Andy Gray:):):):)

Alan Hansen:):):):):):):):):):)

Gary Lineker:):):):):)

Steve Claridge:):):)

Each mark depicts the increasing dislike.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Mon May 03, 2010 11:33 am

chip fireball wrote:

regular reader, john from nottingham, writes :

dear chip, can your next hot topic be " Which football pundit could you happily spend all day hitting over the head with a lump hammer."

so there you folks, feel free to post your comments.

in fact why not go a step further and state " Which former footballer could you happily spend all day hitting over the head with a lump hammer."

martin gray, david hodgson, and former brentford keeper stuart nelson would be my top 3. :wink:

Steve Claridge, Steve Claridge and John Motson

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12328

Nationally I'd go for Claridge and Gray, locally for Jeff Winter and footballers would include Elphick, Betsy, Hughes and from the past the dirty Ron Greener from Darlo.
There are more.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Mon May 03, 2010 12:21 pm

derwent wrote:

and from the past the dirty Ron Greener from Darlo.

But he's their all time hero!! :shock:

JohnnyMars · **Joined:** Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:24 am **Posts:** 2470

Jamie Redknapp and Ruud Gullit - both clueless.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Mon May 03, 2010 1:03 pm

Chris Waddle, stupidest accent i have ever heard and doesn't have a clue about anything.

I watched a game he was co-commentating on and he claimed there was a hand ball, the slow-motion replay proved it blatantly hit the chest, yet the stubborn prick still argued that he was right.

8minutesaway · **Posted:** Mon May 03, 2010 1:22 pm

David Platt as a pundit - tw@t

Kevin Ball as a player

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Mon May 03, 2010 1:26 pm

Tony Cottee cos' his irritating cockney drawl aggravates the life outa' me, and anyone who they ask an opinion from who only knows six words in English, and therefore state the bleedin obvious.

IE:- "was strong per-form-ance from team today, we create lot of chance, we move on from here, only get better, team was good, keep it tight, I kick ball today with my foot, I breathe in then breathe out, very happy"

Freaky Teeth · **Posted:** Mon May 03, 2010 1:32 pm

Dean Windass and Bernie Slaven rage

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon May 03, 2010 1:34 pm

Dean Windass
David Pleat

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

Paul Merson rage

E17Poolie · **Joined:** Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:35 pm **Posts:** 128

Good shout Chip
stuart nelson.......... tosser........... picking on my 11 year old

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon May 03, 2010 3:43 pm

I remember Burton scoring in the last minute of that game. That was a heartbreaker. sadx

Mumtaz's rucksack · **Joined:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:38 pm **Posts:** 1643

Graham Taylor, Gareth Southgate, Alan Hansen.

3 big bloody hammers.

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