Jeff Stelling: "Turner has done a fantastic job"

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Errr ok

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3116

Probably means Kathleen Turner for her role in Californication.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Mar 13, 2010 6:55 pm

A fantastic job of f*cking things up. Either Stelling is being diplomatic or he is thick too.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22676

He's one of the 'never criticise club'

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Sat Mar 13, 2010 7:07 pm

I think he meant "Turner has a fanstastic job"

He can spout any shite he wants, lose as many games as he wants and he still has a massive house near Throston Golf Course yet appears to be under no pressure from above.

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Sat Mar 13, 2010 7:10 pm

I reckon Jeff might think differently in private to what he says on TV.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Mar 13, 2010 7:49 pm

Warwick Hunt wrote:

I reckon Jeff might think differently in private to what he says on TV.

He should be just coming out with it, on telly or not.

I can picture the scene now on Mondays Countdown. Little old Mrs Cholmondley sees the letters ABSYMLALY in the countdown conundrum, hits the buzzer and under the gaze of Sir Jeff announces her answer as "abysmally". Jeff turns round and says "Sorry thats incorrect dear, the correct answer is "turner is a silly boy".

Thats what I would like to happen but I doubt it will :uhoh:

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Sat Mar 13, 2010 7:53 pm

Grave wrote:

Warwick Hunt wrote:

I reckon Jeff might think differently in private to what he says on TV.

He should be just coming out with it, on telly or not.

I can picture the scene now on Mondays Countdown. Little old Mrs Cholmondley sees the letters ABSYMLALY in the countdown conundrum, hits the buzzer and under the gaze of Sir Jeff announces her answer as "abysmally". Jeff turns round and says "Sorry thats incorrect dear, the correct answer is "turner is a silly boy".

Thats what I would like to happen but I doubt it will :uhoh:

0 points for that, 'silly boy' clearly isn't a word.

Also the game works on the principle of selecting 9 letters that form one word not 14 that form three, including one that isn't a word.

hth.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:01 pm

PJ_Poolie wrote:

Grave wrote:

Warwick Hunt wrote:

I reckon Jeff might think differently in private to what he says on TV.

He should be just coming out with it, on telly or not.

I can picture the scene now on Mondays Countdown. Little old Mrs Cholmondley sees the letters ABSYMLALY in the countdown conundrum, hits the buzzer and under the gaze of Sir Jeff announces her answer as "abysmally". Jeff turns round and says "Sorry thats incorrect dear, the correct answer is "turner is a silly boy".

Thats what I would like to happen but I doubt it will :uhoh:

0 points for that, 'silly boy' clearly isn't a word.

Also the game works on the principle of selecting 9 letters that form one word not 14 that form three, including one that isn't a word.

hth.

Oh well, I suppose its unlikely to happen then. sadx

Jonny · **Posted:** Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:24 pm

If Jeff went to a few matches I am sure he would think otherwise...

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

PJ_Poolie wrote:

Also the game works on the principle of selecting 9 letters that form one word not 14 that form three, including one that isn't a word.

hth.

Its 10 letters not 14.

hth

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:29 pm

TURNER IS A silly boy

is 14 letters and is 4 words

HTH

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

PJ_Poolie wrote:

Also the game works on the principle of selecting 9 letters that form one word not 14 that form three, including one that isn't a word.

hth.

Its 10 letters not 14.

hth

fwiw, it's 9.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:37 am

seriously folks we'll end up in the blue square north and Hodcroft will still love the daft cu-nt

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

Stelling was still calling the Vic 'Victoria Ground' till about 3 years ago so he's not the massive Pools fan that he'd like to make out he is

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sun Mar 14, 2010 10:06 am

it is the Victoria Ground - you lot can call it what you like!!!!

Jonny · **Posted:** Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:09 pm

parmopooly wrote:

it is the Victoria Ground - you lot can call it what you like!!!!

I'll stick with the vic....

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:28 pm

well that's ok as well!!!!

Jeff Stelling: "Turner has done a fantastic job"

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