Radio Tees...

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:52 pm

.....morning show presenter cracked this one today:-

Drove past St.James Park yesterday and counted 9 season tickets nailed to the main gate, thought ye' I'll have some of them, .................well you can never have too many nails can ye'?

Compo · **Posted:** Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:40 am

thats about as old as the ark

Mumtaz's rucksack · **Joined:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:38 pm **Posts:** 1643

Compo wrote:

thats about as old as the ark

What do you expect from Radio Tees.

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:08 pm

I'm surprised Radio Tees hasn't done the one about the chicken crossing the road.

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:51 pm

Compo wrote:

thats about as old as the ark

What, Moses was a season ticket holder?

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6477

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

Compo wrote:

thats about as old as the ark

What, Moses was a season ticket holder?

I don't think so but I heard that Noah was :wink:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37844

The ususal sad, envious borocentric joke for their local audience. :roll:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:18 pm

Is it called Radio Tees these days? Didn't change it's name to Tees FM or Radio Sh*t?

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:48 pm

Officially call themselves BBC Tees. :roll:

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:50 pm

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

Officially call themselves BBC Tees. :roll:

AKA radio borer,since ali brownlee landed there

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37844

AKA Radio Local, the epitome of parochial radio, based on the theory that a mysterious point exists midway between their studio, the Riverside and Brownlee's abode, a converted Ayresome Park urinal rebuilt on a roundabout near the ground... radiating from this point, you become less and less important to their world the further you are away from it. ..... like ripples from a stone thrown in a pond. sadx

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:00 am

Snowy wrote:

AKA Radio Local, the epitome of parochial radio, based on the theory that a mysterious point exists midway between their studio, the Riverside and Brownlee's abode, a converted Ayresome Park urinal rebuilt on a roundabout near the ground... radiating from this point, you become less and less important to their world the further you are away from it. ..... like ripples from a stone thrown in a pond. sadx

exactly

Mumtaz's rucksack · **Joined:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:38 pm **Posts:** 1643

Snowy wrote:

The ususal sad, envious borocentric joke for their local audience. :roll:

Too right Snowy. clappp

And of course they wouldn't like to be top of the Championship like their Geordie neighbours up the road. It's a wonder they're not taking the piss out of us and Darlo. I wsih we'd let them go bust in 86. banghead

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37844

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

.....morning show presenter cracked this one today:-

Drove past St.James Park yesterday and counted 9 season tickets nailed to the main gate, thought ye' I'll have some of them, .................well you can never have too many nails can ye'?

Just a thought, but why would any fan of a club apparently walking away with their division want to nail their season ticket to the gate....? They can't even get the plot right. :roll:

poolie bri · **Posted:** Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:36 pm

chip fireball wrote:

ony arsenal and man utd have had more fans at their home league games this season than the mags.

also averaging over 42k per game, more than chelsea, villa, spurs, everton, etc, despite a load of them being televised.

they havent lost a legaue game at home all season.

not exactly struggling are they ? :roll:

chelsea villa spurs everton grounds dont hold more than 42k

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:12 pm

Maybe it was intended to provoke a bit of interest ahead of the derby game on Saturday?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37844

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

Maybe it was intended to provoke a bit of interest ahead of the derby game on Saturday?

Obviously, but that's the sort of banal idea of humour you'd expect from Tees, the twee old hands and the 'Meeja Srudies' local radio bright eyed hopefuls going through the motions they know anything about footy and at the same time toeing the boro-tastic party line ...it's all a bit tedious and tiresome now, but still, it entertains the dim end of the listening audience, oh dear.

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