Do any blokes care about Valentines Day? It's just for the women isnt it?

most blokes dont give a shit, but most blokes also have pressue from there lass to get them summit or do summit or it's not worth living.

Its a load of rubbish but the Mrs kicks off if I dont take her for a meal or summat.

I suggested sending her an email saying happy valentines day etc blah blah instead of a card (to help save the planet!! )

She wouldnt have it!

Snake

I certainly dont fall under that mug catagory, i'll be watching Footballs Next Star on sunday night and then lost on sky one, thats my valentines night.

Valentines Day, invented by the Card, flower and chocolate industry to fill the void after Xmas.

Totally agree, and the suckers fall for it snowy.

don't forget mothers day,fathers day and grandparents day

100% correct and bollocks to any split arris who doesn't like it!! They complain blokes don't behave like blokes, then they complain when blokes behave too much like wimps as well

that cnuting advert

Crikey! What did he just say there again?

It's just some shite invented in the States and named after an American actor. The one here is much more of a quality legend and you don't have to outdo your missus's mates in how lavish your gift is to avoid tongue and cold shoulder for dinner.

Used to be fantastic sitting in an office full of women on Valentines Day.

10.30 - Delivery boy delivers a bunch of flowers to a blushing giggling bint.
10.45 - Delivery boy delivers a bunch of lowers and a box of chocolates to a blushing giggly bint. Frist bint glowers and hisses into the phone.
11.00 - Delivery boy delivers a bunch of flowers, a box of chocolates and a balloon with 'sweetie-pie' written on it to a third giggly blushing bint. Birds one and two glower and go to the toilet ignoring bint 3.
11.15 Delivery boy delivers a bunch of flowers, a box of chocolates, a balloon and a teddy bear to a blushing giggly bint. Bint three joins the other two in the toilets.
11.30 Delivery boy delivers a bunch of flowers a box of chocolates, a balloon, a teddy bear and a big badge with 'sex kitten' written on it. Bints, one two and three return from the toilet to be replaced by bint four and everyone ignores bint 5.
11.45 Delivery boy delivers a bunch of flowers, a box of chocolates, a balloon, a teddy bear, a badge with 'best Mum' written on it and a big pink greetings card. Bint five eats her chocolates for comfort whilst sobbing down the phone to her mam, and bints 1-4 synchronise their periods.
12.00 - Bints 1-5 go home and start to pack for returning to their mothers only pausing to cut one leg out of all his trousers, pour bleach into all his shoes, dye all his shirts pink, cut his socks in half, take custody of his kids and cut him off all the wedding photos.

You could set your clock by it.

valentines day for me
up sunday 11am shower shit n shave off to club go home for 3-30 have dinner then sleep till 6-30
get up n take her to club to watch a shit group same as every sunday

well valentines cards have been banned to this school to prevent children who dont get one emotional trauma.



http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/8510091.stm

Its the most annoying advert on tv by far. hate it , hate it , hate it

It's annoying but not as annoying as GoCompare.com.

Let's look at it this way, realistically, if you're gonna be 'romantic', what's more pathetic than doing it on the date you're ordered to just like everyone else. It portrays you as a complete and utter gormless tvvat who has to be told when to be 'romantic'... and says even less for the sort of lass who falls for the sort of bloke who complies.

oh, please all stop!! i have realised the error of my ways and have decided not to buy er indoors a card. when she asks me to take her out for a meal on sunday i am going to tell her to feck off.

that's the spirit!!! Good lad!!

Shit. Anyone want to buy some flowers.

If I can 'help' somebody, along lifes way, then my living has not been in vain......

who are you Rigsby

So, two things made of wood, then.

is it a knocker

is it a 2 by 4? Our lass is getting nowt, just being with me everyday is like a gift to her.

yeah because your a plank

Here's one lady who may not be getting a Valentine's Day surprise. Not one she wants anyway.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... bride.html

Emotional trauma is part of life - you can't avoid it.

i dont know she might appreciate a ladyshave

Organise a conference call and we'll all tell her to feck off. That way she'll know you've really thought about it, and made the effort. Beats flowers every time when 197 of your beery mates shout 'feck off' down the phone.

Your wood won't be dry for weeks.

You'll all have noticed the gender of the posters wittering on about Valentine's Day, and then the gender of the bunkerites who haven't joined in and couldn't care less.

Aye, as if....

she definitely doesn't need another knocker. The poor lass would never be able to stand up!!