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 Post subject: Richie Jones ageing quick..
PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:47 pm 
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Tonights copy of the Mail has him 23 y.o. in the centre pages, then 26 y.o. on the back page.

Reckon he needs to get in touch with that Benjamin Button gadgey to sort that out.

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It might be best if he reads the paper backwards.
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Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
It might be best if he reads the paper backwards.


Doesn't everyone do that, sctatchinghead sctatchinghead sport first then the news. I can't remember the last time I actually read a newspaper from page 1.

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Cornelius Atweasle
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Fetish_Bob wrote:
Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
It might be best if he reads the paper backwards.


Doesn't everyone do that, sctatchinghead sctatchinghead sport first then the news. I can't remember the last time I actually read a newspaper from page 1.



True!!

But are we right in assuming that a footballer is capable of reading?
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Maybe they're giving his age in dog years?

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Cornelius Atweasle
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Is the Mail being too wuff on him?
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Snowy
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The rate he's ageing in the Mail he'll be in the Memoriams by the weekend.

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Cornelius Atweasle
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Richie Jobes, 29, sadly pissed.
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Jesus saw that you were sruggling,
to get in turners team,
so he took you hand and lead you,
to a summer change of scene.

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Sruggling?

Is it a new dance?

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BillinghamPoolie wrote:
Sruggling?

Is it a new dance?
Yeah, a 't' dance..... :laugh: :wink:

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Cornelius Atweasle
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Wish I hadn't read this thread. Looking forward to his next game only to find he's gone to meet his maker.

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Gareth Brogden
Simply The Best.


Yeah, he was a chip off the old block!!

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Gareth Brogden
Simply The Best.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

hang on while I laugh some more!!!
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