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Poolie of Kent
 Post subject: John Terry...
PostPosted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:45 pm 
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...to remain as England captain, according to BBC.
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 Post subject: Re: John Terry...
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well i heard that wayne bridge wont play for England as long as Terry is the captain.

I hope John hurries up and shags Heskeys missus before the summer

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So he should be, id slip bridge's ex one as well if I had the chance.

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The BBC report just says Terry wont resign.

Capello may yet take the captaincy off him.
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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
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It's reported that John Terry's wife is a Black belt in Karate ... :shock:
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Fabio Capello has just phoned Wayne Bridge and said "I've just spoke to John Terry and he's lost the captains armband..................................................... Can you do me a favour and have a look under your bed to see if you can find it for him"?!!!!
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Poolie of Kent
 Post subject: Re: John Terry...
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Yeah, I've heard that one already. :laugh:
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 Post subject: Re: John Terry...
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Heard ashley cole was caught doing 140 miles an hour down the motorway. In response to the police question why he was going to fast he said:

"I have heard that John Terry's car is outside my house"

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 Post subject: Re: John Terry...
PostPosted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:50 pm 
Looks like Wayne Bridge isnt going to south africa then rolfl more fool him, he is slow and shite anyway.
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Bridge tried to win his lass back with a Caburys chocolate model of his penis, however his ex prefers Terrys now.
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Salty
 Post subject: Re: John Terry...
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he's been through worse.........
http://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/new ... anssexual/
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Poolie of Kent
 Post subject: Re: John Terry...
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loan_star wrote:
Bridge tried to win his lass back with a Caburys chocolate model of his penis, however his ex prefers Terrys now.


Yeah, I heard that one at Norwich on Saturday. :laugh:
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These trannies make me laugh!
Has a single one of them EVER turned out looking anything but a gadge in a frock?

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Cornelius Atweasle
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alleztfc wrote:
These trannies make me laugh!
Has a single one of them EVER turned out looking anything but a gadge in a frock?


Are you saying Danny La Rue was/is ugly? :laugh:
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