Right. Got me ticket for Saturday

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Wed Feb 03, 2010 12:22 pm

is tonite their late night opening? and do i have to date a bass, or something?

seems strange the club want all the fans to date a bass at the leeds match like?

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Wed Feb 03, 2010 12:27 pm

on't get me wrong I have nothing against people, male or female who wish to spend their time in the company of a fish, it's just very hard to find a single Bass these days, would they mind if I brought along eric....

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Wed Feb 03, 2010 12:38 pm

I will ring codyakker and get him some lessons, because at the moment he cannot drive.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Wed Feb 03, 2010 12:40 pm

Codyakker can't drive? That's a bit of a drawback for a Driving Instructor!

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Wed Feb 03, 2010 12:56 pm

this is turning into one of those fish pun threads again, and it should stop right now!
you try and bring a modicum of intellect to the internet, with an intercourse of intense irony and what happens....
fish puns thats what...fish puns.. if the club wants a crowd full of Bass then they should make it clear they want a crowd full of bass thats all I was saying...coddy can'tget eric in this week so will have to bring mable, he's not a fish at least not now..

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12381

This thread has had its chips now................it appears to be floundering.

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:06 pm

Stop, I can't hake any more.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12381

Whale I would skate off if I were you.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Now, I've noticed a tendency for this board to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly. Those last few posts got very silly indeed, and that last one about Mable was even sillier. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do... except perhaps my wife and some of her friends... oh yes and Captain Johnston. Come to think of it most people likes a good laugh more than I do. But that's beside the point. Now, let's have a good clean healthy Thread. Get some air into your lungs. Ten, nine, eight and all that.

Compo · **Posted:** Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:32 pm

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:33 pm

stop carping on about fish.....

katcha · **Posted:** Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:12 pm

the 'colonel' is back.

must have had some gremlins in his pc system

Pierrepoint · **Joined:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:04 am **Posts:** 1723

Maybe the players should watch / listen this speech before the game ( it wouldn't do any harm if the crowd watched it too!)

I know its full of clichés, I know its American Football he's on about but in itself fookin sooo right...

If you do this and get beat so fook.. If you can look yourself in the mirror and say that you've honestly done your best and if your best was not enough what more can you do ??? ..

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:18 pm

ADG wrote:

Right. Can anyone, well those that are true fans, and made the effort to go, say they didnt enjoy saturday?

It was almost like the good days had returned for a day.

So, how do we get some momentum then?

Start the Huddersfield game with the tempo and team we ended the Leeds game with, and we'll back the team like we did in the Leeds game.

Every effort should be made to get 5,000+ inside the ground again as well, nobody who attended Saturdays game has an excuse to not go and Huddersfield should fill the Rink End. Get adverts in the Mail, get a few offers going on that are straight forward and can be payed for at the turnstile.

Stop all the negativity basically, it's not going get us anywhere, we have 16 big games left and nobody wants to see us back in the fourth division so it's about time everyone started to pull in the same direction, lets build on Saturday.

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:22 pm

derwent wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

derwent wrote:

I don't know why you guys bother to argue with Mr Ripper over his attendance.
So the ticket office wasn't open.............real hardship that.
Won't buy a ticket over the phone...extra cost.........stamps feet.
Fellow fans come to his rescue and offer to get him a ticket..............more excuses surface.

First of all we get the holier than thou attitude of my boy is more important than Pools. Of course he is, but that applies to the rest of us when it comes to our kids.
Then he throws in the babysitter booked for five pm ( convenient timing don't you think).
I'm taking the Mrs out for a meal is the reason. I'm taking my Mrs out for a meal as well, and we won't get home from the match until nearly seven.
Mr Ripper's sojourns with ticketing appear with regular monotony.
The fact of the matter is, as usual, he is looking for a reason to swerve this game and the club have appeared to give him one.

He doesn't want to go..................simple as.

As the song goes " who do ya think you are kidding Mr Ripper"

Am I right, Mr Ripper, or am I right. :wink:

You can't kid a kidder, me ould mucker. :grin:

You're full of shit and your making things up. Again.

You don't know me so don't pretend to. What you've written above is the biggest load of bollox since Buster Gonad loaded his into a wheelbarrow.

You even appear to be trying to defend Pools ticketing policy, which anybody in their right mind can see is stupid beyond belief.

I won't call you a prick, I'll just think it, but you definitely come over as a sanctimonious old fool.

Hope that helps.

Oh dear, I appear to have hit a nerve.......................bullseye. :laugh:

Hey, and not so much of the old. Ugly I would have accepted. :grin:

Anyone who knocks Mr Ripper as a Pools fan doesn't know what I know. Best step back before it gets ugly. :wink:

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:51 pm

Yeah but he can get plastic surgery and you'll still be dead fat. :grin:

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:56 pm

Spender wrote:

Yeah but he can get plastic surgery and you'll still be dead fat. :grin:

But Dibble could use surgery to solve his problem too. bbolt

Right. Got me ticket for Saturday

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