Scores at burnley tonight but who with

He'll find out in tomorrow's News of the World.

complete wanker- time to take the England captaincy from him now. Problem is who to give it too

Most of them are arrogant twats who aren't fit to lick the boots of past England captains such as Moore, Hughes & the like.

So has anyone on here not not had it away with their best mates wives/girlfriends......
Straightaway, I will say I have'nt, but I live in hope.....

Bobby Moore Obviously, but Emlyn Hughes? are you joking?

Must be the most unworthy, shock-horror, news story ever

FOOTBALLER SHAGS MODEL

Looker......in the main, footy players are thick people who can't do anything other than play football, bet on horses, dogs, flies on widows etc, drink stupid drinks in stupid nightclubs and shag models.

Oh (stands back in amazement) is the shock horror because he's the captain of the English fooball team and should aspire to higher values thereby standing as a role model to the nations youth.

For Christ's sake! Give it a rest, he's a thick footy player. Is this the direction we want the nation to take.

Why is everyone surprised that another one has conformed to type and shagged his mate's model 'partner'. It was describe on the news as 'an affair', I think I'm going to be sick

P.S. I forgot about the stupid cars they drive.

Indeed. The numbers on their shirts refer to their IQ not their position. This is why its said that most goalies are mad.

Do you really think Moore nicked that bracelet?

If you read the autobiographies of Bobby Charlton, Jimmy Greaves, Martin Peters, Geoff Hurst and one or two others they all say that the woman selling the jewellery was well known for trying it on like this.

The only biog I've read that differs from this version is Rodney Marsh who said he knwe who took the bracelet but wouldn't say who. I've never felt his opinion was worth anything anyway.

wayne bridge sent his missus a replica of his cock made from cadburys chocolate,she said that she prefers terrys.

Looks like Terrys wife wants a divorce.Reports say she could get up to £10 million. Was Vanessa worth it i wonder ?

The first World Cup in a few years that what looks on paper as if we've been given a great chance to qualify...and then one of the players does something like this.

It could be the greatest chance we've had to win the World Cup and it might be spoiled by one person's physical urges.

Incredible.

I heard that one at the Norwich game on Saturday.

Jesus fucking wept, along with his dad and the devil

and me

Turner was a goalie.........................oh, I see what you mean !!!!!!!!

I couldnt give a crap what he has done in his personal life, he has made a mistake move on, I am sure we have all "cheated" on a perticular g/f in our past. As long as it doesnt affect his game what difference does it make.

He was fined two weeks wages from drunkenly harrassing grieving Americans after the 9/11 attacks... he was also charged with assault and affray after a nightclub brawl, and he's the only player I've seen try to physically stop a referee showing a red card.

Sad thing is I can't think of anyone else I'd give the England captaincy.

Speak for yourself pal

He is a loathsome example of a human being, but its OK because he is an adequate footballer, eh?

No its not ok, but like every other job in the world if you personal life doesnt affect your performance at work and how you do the job, it shouldnt make a difference.

Oh come on, its like genocide, I mean who can truly hold their hands up and say that they haven't done that.

*Holds up hand.

I haven't done it since before I met the wife, which is a long time ago now
Does that count?

Well it is, if he'd thought with his head and instead of what was in his football shorts, then this may never have happened.

Thanks for that but how will his "physical urges" stop him playing footy unless he snaps his banjo string

[x] Something my nana would say.

Well, the problem is with what's been coming out in the press, there could be the possibility of him getting more and more distracted as new revelations emerge.

How long can he block it out of his head for?

anyone who thinks Toni Poole is fitter than Vanessa clearly doesnt have eyes in their head or is stevie wonder.

True,but sometimes a little nugget of old-fashioned wisdom goes a long way in my experience.

Up there for thinking, down there for playing football....

Absolutely right.

Mmmm...

Pok your a man of great wisdom ,i salute you ..

Major Humanitarian Crisis in Haiti and the major news on Sky is the highly surprising fact that a footballer has nobbed a model behind his missuses back... What the fook is the world coming too...

Didn't the French team have a ' bonk a team-mates wife ' scandal in the build up to a World cup , years ago....

I thought it was compulsory in France?

Come on if your wife looked like the back end of a bus and then a new model came along you wouldn't be tempted I'm firmly in the team terry camp ( but I don't like him as a person anyway)! I know i'd rather have Terry in the England squad then Bridge.

pig ugly, his mrs hopefully will find a real 'handsome dude'. He would have had no chance with her, if he'd played for us.

This one got passed me earlier but

POK I think you need to do your coaching badges or watch a porno or something.

I've just thought up a comic strip a bit like 'Roy of the Rovers' It's in it's early stages admittedly but the working title is 'Billie’s Bonk On' were a once rubbish footballer inadvertently scores a Sunday morning goal with his erect manhood and goes on to lift the European Cup scoring a comparable amount of goals to Dixie Dean but all with his throbbing member.

I've even thought of the final couple of cartoon strips as he stands holding the European Cup, in the first he leans over to a celebrating team mate pointing at his head and says "aye (he's from South Shields) me old ma used to say, up here for thinking" then on to the last one, pointing at the 'trouser tent' in his shorts "and down there for playing football".

Sounds like an idea for MB, if you ask nicely maybe Snowy could do the cartoons.

POK and his unfeasably odd statements.

How about Rio 'mouth like a baggy fanny' Ferdinand?

Beckham?

She certainly won't have a problem finding a 'handsome dude' with 10 mill in the bank.

Fook me we even have a defeatist attitude towards the quality of bird our players can pull. We can't compete with the bigger clubs in this division when it comes to pulling top class flange.

Under Cooper even Denis Behan could have pulled her he'd have given him that belief.

he is a tosser as well

smacked someone in the face just last week

if everyone got dropped from England team for doing something like this we would be without Rooney (the granny incident!), Ashley Cole, Terry and I think alegedly Lampard. So basically the spine of the team.

Isn't the argument that it was another players' missus the problem?

What if the granny that Wayne visited had turned out to be Gerrard's nana? Stevie G pops in for a family visit and some chocolate biscuits after training only to be confronted by a shrek-like arse with an Everton tattoo going up and down on top of granny G. Can't imagine the next England training camp would have been very productive.

Terry has broken the golden rule- Never shyte on your own doorstep- so I've got no sympathy if he gets the chop (testicles by wife or armband by Capello). But I don't actually care who captains England anyway, makes no real difference at international level as proved by Beckham.

Heard Capello has phoned wayne bridge to say Terry has lost the armband to ask if he can have a look under his bed to see if its there.

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