Oi, You! PoolieKev

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22660

If I come to China for a week or so can you arrange me free board and lodgings for me and wor lass?

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:26 pm

Obviously mate. You're very welcome. Bring your own cutlery if you're no good with the chopsticks though!!

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:34 pm

BUT......... would Mr I turn into Commando or Rambo and go on the run, causing all kinds of carnage if they attempted to stop him at customs for having knives and forks in his luggage? Best just bring the plastic ones John, just in case :wink:

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:28 pm

Even Sgt Rock can't take the Red Army on single handed!!

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22660

With a standing Army (including reserve forces) of 300 million men you would have to be a bit daft to try it. There is not a convential force on the planet that would tackle the chinks.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22660

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Watch him, Kev. He's probably on a mission to rescue American GIs in the Nam.

Cheltenham?

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:59 pm

Mr I wrote:

With a standing Army (including reserve forces) of 300 million men you would have to be a bit daft to try it. There is not a convential force on the planet that would tackle the chinks.

There isn't a convential force on the planet, full stop, few conventional ones like...... :wink:

They're scary, when you see them lined up they look the absolute real thing. Can't wait for May Day. Might venture up to Beijing for the parade.

Poolsrme · **Posted:** Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:07 pm

Mr ADG wrote:

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Watch him, Kev. He's probably on a mission to rescue American GIs in the Nam.

did someone mention nan?

The bread I take it?

I am in.

Nan bread is harmless, its Chapatis that do the damage on the tube if the mix is right (allegedly) :roll:

Poolsrme · **Posted:** Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:26 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Poolsrme wrote:

Mr ADG wrote:

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Watch him, Kev. He's probably on a mission to rescue American GIs in the Nam.

did someone mention nan?

The bread I take it?

I am in.

Nan bread is harmless, its Chapatis that do the damage on the tube if the mix is right (allegedly) :roll:

I thought Chapitis was penile inflamation? I'm sure I've suffered with that as well.

Chap....itis. Got it.....the pun, not the actual nastiness. Never have, hope I never will rolfl

poolpower · **Posted:** Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:40 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

Mr I wrote:

With a standing Army (including reserve forces) of 300 million men you would have to be a bit daft to try it. There is not a convential force on the planet that would tackle the chinks.

There isn't a convential force on the planet, full stop, few conventional ones like...... :wink:

They're scary, when you see them lined up they look the absolute real thing. Can't wait for May Day. Might venture up to Beijing for the parade.

dont do anything silly with carrier bags :uhoh:

remember they won't stop a tank

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