Anyone Got One Of These??

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5096

think we still have a egg slicer in the kitchen drawer

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:40 pm

Yep!!!!

mickhufc1908 · **Posted:** Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:42 pm

bloody deadly when the egg slips mind

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:43 pm

But have you got one of these....

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:43 pm

ElvisAintDead wrote:

I've just knocked up a passable version of "Green Green Grass Of Home" on ours!

Do you do anything by Yolk-o Ono?

katcha · **Posted:** Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:13 pm

Warwick Hunt wrote:

ElvisAintDead wrote:

I've just knocked up a passable version of "Green Green Grass Of Home" on ours!

Do you do anything by Yolk-o Ono?

I have her latest albumen bbolt

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:17 pm

ElvisAintDead wrote:

Used ours on Tuesday, to make PC a Ham and Egg sandwich, for her lunchtime bait box.

Ain't I the perfect hubby.

alybaba · **Posted:** Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:56 pm

ElvisAintDead wrote:

Looks exactly like mine

Bluetooth · **Joined:** Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:11 pm **Posts:** 614

i thought it would be a good idea to use it on a tomato.

i thought wrong :uhoh:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:27 pm

Boiled eggs are disgusting. FACT!

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:42 pm

what about soft boilled eggs and soldiers though?

Jonny · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:34 am

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Boiled eggs are disgusting. FACT!

i gree

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2010 9:53 am

I like both soft and hard.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

You know what, if you keep practicing on the egg slicer you could build up a repetoire and maybe eventually release an albumen.

Compo · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:48 am

anyone got one of these:

bresslaw · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:45 am **Posts:** 2411

I do have one, from my cycling days. Keeps the banana from harm Mind you, when racing I used to peel the banana, put it in the crack of my arse under my cycling shorts. As the ride progressed, the banana got softer and help make the saddle ride more comfortable. Then when the ride was finished, scrape it out and you had a ready made post-race smoothie in your shorts !!!!

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:44 pm

bresslaw wrote:

I do have one, from my cycling days. Keeps the banana from harm Mind you, when racing I used to peel the banana, put it in the crack of my arse under my cycling shorts. As the ride progressed, the banana got softer and help make the saddle ride more comfortable. Then when the ride was finished, scrape it out and you had a ready made post-race smoothie in your shorts !!!!

That image will stay with me all weekend. :laugh:

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:44 pm

bresslaw wrote:

I do have one, from my cycling days. Keeps the banana from harm Mind you, when racing I used to peel the banana, put it in the crack of my arse under my cycling shorts. As the ride progressed, the banana got softer and help make the saddle ride more comfortable. Then when the ride was finished, scrape it out and you had a ready made post-race smoothie in your shorts !!!!

Compo · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:46 pm

ElvisAintDead wrote:

Jesus!

I'll ignore that thought and ask you..

How many Bananas, out of Ten say, would actually FIT the Banana Holder??

Surely it's pointless as Bananas by nature are all different?

if you buy them in the EU they arnt as all have to fit to regulations

bresslaw · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:45 am **Posts:** 2411

Bizzarely all bananas fit, I'll bring it round one night and show you. Its wierd but true

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:12 pm

How!! Cornelius!! :grin:

Compo · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:14 pm

is anyone fancy and got one of these:

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:15 pm

I knew of someone who set up a business selling them, it was bringing in a couple of thousand a month over a year ago, don't know how well they are doing now.

edit: that's the banana thing I'm talking about.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

What the hell is it

Compo · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:19 pm

he was selling cucumber cutters and getting a couple of thousand a month :shock:

who the hell is buying all of them it like another useless invention an avacadoe holder saw one in lakeland the other day, honestly: 1) who eats half a avacado and 2) surely there arnt enough people who buy avacado's in the first place.

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:19 pm

Yubep wrote:

What the hell is it

the cucumber thing? it cuts them into a spring type thingy :laugh:

Compo · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:19 pm

Yubep wrote:

What the hell is it

it allows you to do this with cucumbers:

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Not really sure i'd wanna do that to a cucumber.

it looks strange.

Billy's mate must be selling them to JML or summit.

Compo · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:24 pm

now this is the dog bollocks and I have one of these, makes brilliant coleslaw with it:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:26 pm

I want one....

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:27 pm

It'll take more than 2 paracetemol to cure that headache.

rolfl

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:27 pm

Compo wrote:

now this is the dog bollocks and I have one of these, makes brilliant coleslaw with it:

dogs bollocks i thought it was a mandolin?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:31 pm

I'm laughing but I want one of these aswell!!!! :laugh:

But I don't think we've got a draw big enough in the kitchen for those scissors!!!! confised

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:42 pm

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:43 pm

I'm definetly getting one of these when we get our Kitchen done....

PoolieChrissie · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:44 pm

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

ElvisAintDead wrote:

Used ours on Tuesday, to make PC a Ham and Egg sandwich, for her lunchtime bait box.

Ain't I the perfect hubby.

Only cos I was extremely busy at work and didn't have time to make something for my lunch before I left.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:47 pm

'Onion Goggles'....

alleztfc · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:53 pm

I managed to make this:

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Do I win a 'Juice Tiger?'

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:57 pm

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parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:09 pm

show an empty head (i.e. housewife) pics of these inventions and they'll want them

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:23 pm

bresslaw wrote:

I do have one, from my cycling days. Keeps the banana from harm Mind you, when racing I used to peel the banana, put it in the crack of my arse under my cycling shorts. As the ride progressed, the banana got softer and help make the saddle ride more comfortable. Then when the ride was finished, scrape it out and you had a ready made post-race smoothie in your shorts !!!!

Anyone Got One Of These??

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