Just what sort of intellectual level are we on on this site? Darkhorses or clotheshorses, answer the following simple questions and hopefully we'll find out:-

1) If you take 5 apples from 11 apples; what do you have?

2) Divide 30 by half and add 10; what is the answer?

3) If I let an inflated ballon go on Hartlepool Marina with a north-easterly wind which part of town would it drift towards, Clavering,the Headland or Rossmere?

4) A farmer has 17 sheep, all but 9 die, how many does he have left?

5) If a doctor gave you five pills and told you to take one every half hour, how long would they last?

6) Some months of the year have 31 days, some 28, how many have 30 days?

7) A man builds a rectangular house, each side has a Southern exposure. A big bear wanders by it, what colour is the bear?

8) If you had one match and you entered a cold, dark room where there was an oil-lamp, an oil heater, and some kindling wood; which would you light first?

Best of luck. (and yes I have been bored outa me skull ).

1) If you take 5 apples from 11 apples; what do you have? 5 apples

2) Divide 30 by half and add 10; what is the answer? 70

3) If I let an inflated ballon go on Hartlepool Marina with a north-easterly wind which part of town would it drift towards, Clavering,the Headland or Rossmere? none the sea

4) A farmer has 17 sheep, all but 9 die, how many does he have left? 9

5) If a doctor gave you five pills and told you to take one every half hour, how long would they last? 2 hours

6) Some months of the year have 31 days, some 28, how many have 30 days? 11

7) A man builds a rectangular house, each side has a Southern exposure. A big bear wanders by it, what colour is the bear? white

8) If you had one match and you entered a cold, dark room where there was an oil-lamp, an oil heater, and some kindling wood; which would you light first? the match

i win 10 points to me

I have a question:

How many animals of each species did moses take on the ark?

None. The Bible is all bollocks......

Well done, but you got the balloon one wrong.

That's a blow.

He obviously doesn't realise that the wind direction is where it's blowing from, and not to.

On every page? No wonder there's so many pervy priests.

Even in the Noah story it all went tits up....so that's tits AND bollocks...

Spender:- I hope your not a R.E. teacher.

Depends on your meaning of R and E.

No I teach English but we do have the 'rude word section' every lesson.

And most of my kids know what 'bimmler' means.

But do they know proper werds like Rarf, ding, doyle, chawber, etc?

Was'nt he one of Hitlers deputies?

Correct B.P.

At the North Minehead Bye-Election.

Snowy will probably know this .... but wasn't Mr Bimmler a charcter in a Monty Python sketch? The one where Adolf HILTER and co were in a Devon B&B and planning the invasion of Torquay?

see previous post.

ooh one more post Mr Atweasle

He's gone off line, must be saving the occasion for later.

What happens now?

Do I get a night out with Mr I?

No, Obafemi Obsession gets to bugger you into next week

What, again!!

I've had him!