Where did part one go?

I deleted it cos you were being a prick.

Hope that helps.




PS.

aaaaaaah yes, another 'victory' for OO

nice one

he's quite the comedy genius, he's especially great as he's not even appreciated in his time

Maybe we're giving him too much credit for having the ability to be cunning and wind people up, the possibility is also there of just being a tvvat.
Maybe we should have an appeal for him.....?
For people like OO, life can be difficult... sadly, nothing can be done to change his personality, so no self respecting woman would touch him with a barge pole, he'll never score, the future for him is bleak and he'll never break his duck ... so if we can all raise a quid between us, it should pay for a nights viewing on the Fanatasy channel on the Eurofilth Satellite.... and he won't come on here ..... I'll rephrase that.

He's never stroked a pussy in his life.

This board has a lot of characters, funny, dull, young, old, strange and then finally OO.

I know for a FACT that he did ... once! The FACT that she was drunk and spewing her 10 pints of Guinness up aided him in his efforts to get past the knicker elastic.

This "success" came after his usual cruise past Chicago Rock at 1.30am on Saturday. FACT

All this is true. I swear on Dibbler's kebab menu.

Does it count if they can't get his facial features into full focus ....?

I suppose he has the sexual grace of the Baby-eating Bishop of Bath & Wells ... animal, vegetable or mineral, he'll do anythig to anything.

.. are you suggesting he's multi functional...?

He has functional orifaces. Does "two" count as "multi"?

Yeah. .... ... or was that 'horror faces ?

You knew what I meant.