It was the 'reliable source' bit I was referring to.

its the talk of our office at the murment

one dude has never even heard of lawrence, loser.

my cousins from stevenage have heard of him and seen him in corner house with his banjo

Is he any good on the banjo, or does he use it as a prop?

I've laughed my bollocks off all the way through these 3 pages!!!
As a result of which, my tackle might now look not unlike Lawrence's

Surely you can't mean?:

no he is awful and just hits it while rocking around, i think it only has two strings.

i seen him going into a wedding shop on victoria road a few weeks ago

i imagine the big day will have been cancelled now

Shame he'd look great with a garter on.

I'd best get back on those dating websites again then

Seriously, getting back on topic, lets remember that it's a Ukelele Lawrence plays and not a Banjo . . . . . . or is he more talented than I thought.

He swapped when he snapped his banjo.

ouch

Is his favourite tune:-

"I'm leaning on a lampost at the corner of the street incase a certain large blokey goes by........

I think he's more an 'I'm Every Woman' kind of man/woman/thing.

Been released so ive been told of my "reliable source" the woman was a smackhead who lived in the same building.

I knew he was innocent all along

he'll get a name now you know.

I seriously hope the dead woman is the c-unt who lived next door to me.
Really, I do.
I'll be gutted if it isn't.

Nah, they know it's same on same that side of the world.

The man with the mullet and tight jeans from the Milton Road area is not Darky Dan. A common mistake. Darky Dan is from the Seaton Lane area, and is indeed a smackhead.

I actually think your a bunch of sick not nice people.......... FFS

When the police arrested him they took his name.... And a dress.

Apparently they needed to lift Lawrence off the roof with a firebobby hoist.

When they got him down the copper asked him for his name and address, he said "You know I'm called Lawrence but you're not getting any of my dresses".

We should probably skirt round this issue......

Lawrence's defence lawyer isn't too worried. He reckons he'll get a suspendered sentence.

Such puns are in bad taste, and should be removed from the a-gender.

Lawrence isn't bothered about being found guilty and sent to prison cos he reckons he can easily escape. He's just gonna use the ladder in his tights.

Youd have been tried as a witch

Couldnt agree more,they are mindless scum

Lawrence was out roaming the town yesterday afternoon. Saw him outside the Grand in his best Mac and Boots chatting up a taxi driver.

I wonder if when he was held in the cop shop and most likely questioned if he done a Basic Instinct/Sharron Stone cross of the legs

fecking hell man people will be eating their dinner

Are you sure that wasn't Dibble?

Lawrence played a part in one of the favourite Pool wins of my life. Stepping onto the bus before the 3-0 win at Darlo and he appeared in his skirt and playing a ukalele (i believe?) with big rapper style headphones on. Still got the photos on me phone.

i used the corner flag coach to go down to exeter all them years ago when we got into the play offs, sat behind me there and back was lawrence.

Apparently Lawrence was in Changes formally the spot formally oscars the other night, he had to leave due to constantly being accused of being a murderer.

I agree and apparently he was quite upset - almost in tears, and left saying that he hasn't done anything wrong. it also appears that the person who was found died of natural causes, just what I've heard....

Natural causes then fell down the stairs? I suppose it's possible....!

I was on the same god-damn bus, but still the fun all the way from Exeter all the way home, partying, who cared that tranny fanny was on the bus! Still, smokers set his hair on fire, n he screamed about it, still, the Poolies has a good day out? Winning for Play-offs?

What with the dye "complain!" to Exeter, behind you...prfff...complete selfish, the word I can use...Mr Whatever, don't you think its time you let it go, we've worse in Los Angeles, California, Everyone been random as hell! Football matches, including "American Football" are mad, but still British football rule the world. The UK are the best, best league in the entire world!!!!!!!!!!

Ah yes, Changes, where the gentle folk frequent! Talk about the underclasses, that place should be wiped off the face of the planet, along with 99% of it's clientele

Anybody got any idea what he just said there?

None whatsoever. I thought it must be in code.