Lawrence

The Lightning Tree · **Joined:** Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:30 pm **Posts:** 5804

Mutley has just called me on his way to work and apparently his house is cordened off and police outside!!!

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Just had a text saying he's dead

katcha · **Posted:** Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:18 am

someone getting some porridge and plenty of rear end action soon

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:20 am

chip fireball wrote:

dead woman i heard. found at his house.

is'nt his house split into flats?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Mate works over the road and is watching it all unfold, police, coroners, the lot all there now.

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

Just heard a womans body as been found and Lawrence has been arrested :shock:

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

verbalkint wrote:

Just heard a womans body as been found and Lawrence has been arrested :shock:

The Skylark forwaded my text on, didn't he?! rolfl

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:42 am

This sounds crazy. Lawrence is mentally challenged but he wouldn't hurt a fly.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Tax Paying Poolie wrote:

verbalkint wrote:

Just heard a womans body as been found and Lawrence has been arrested :shock:

The Skylark forwaded my text on, didn't he?! rolfl

As did chip rolfl

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:47 am

Not another Cromwell Street I hope!

Doug the head · **Posted:** Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:47 am

I heard it was drugs.

PoolieBarnes · **Posted:** Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:54 am

Body was next door I've heard, Lawrence and one other arrested . . . . . . . alledgedly.

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

chip fireball wrote:

if you check the message details on the text i sent you, then you will see it was me who sent it to mr tax at the same time i sent it to you. :wink:

about half an hour after i posted it on this thread. :roll:

In fairness I already knew about it because I was there at the time he put the knife through her.

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

Apparently he had a partner in crime who has also been arrested.

:-o

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

Tax Paying Poolie wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

if you check the message details on the text i sent you, then you will see it was me who sent it to mr tax at the same time i sent it to you. :wink:

about half an hour after i posted it on this thread. :roll:

In fairness I already knew about it because I was there at the time he put the knife through her.

Was it a drink and drug's fueled orgy that had gone horribly wrong then

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

verbalkint wrote:

Tax Paying Poolie wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

if you check the message details on the text i sent you, then you will see it was me who sent it to mr tax at the same time i sent it to you. :wink:

about half an hour after i posted it on this thread. :roll:

In fairness I already knew about it because I was there at the time he put the knife through her.

Was it a drink and drug's fueled orgy that had gone horribly wrong then

Would you think less of me if I said yes?

Compo · **Posted:** Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:21 am

Is this all crap or has the actually been an incident there?

Doug the head · **Posted:** Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:22 am

check the mail website.

katcha · **Posted:** Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:22 am

and just remember who told you bucko

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:23 am

Compo wrote:

Is this all crap or has the actually been an incident there?

I've been told from another source there is something going on, but on here its getting distorted as to what is actually happening.

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

Compo wrote:

Is this all crap or has the actually been an incident there?

There is something on the Mail website about a dead female being found on a stairwell. Won't let me click it though. banghead

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

In fairness I already knew about it because I was there at the time he put the knife through her.[/quote]

Was it a drink and drug's fueled orgy that had gone horribly wrong then[/quote]

Would you think less of me if I said yes?[/quote]

I wouldn't believe you anyway because there is not a sex party going on in this town without the old Lord Love Rocket Chip attending with his piece of Love Wood

katcha · **Posted:** Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:26 am

to ratlify

woman dead
man arrested
cross dressing man arrested

both on suspicion of murder

anything else that happened happened, you need to remember a woman has died and to accuse orgy of drink and drugs orgy at the moment wouldn't be fair.

katcha · **Posted:** Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:27 am

not that i give a fek mind

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12379

I wonder if the Chinese will complain that we've arrested a mental case.

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:16 pm

It's fair to say I think that Hartlepool is a fairly mental place!

Andyi · **Joined:** Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:31 pm **Posts:** 40

http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Body-found-in-house.5966753.jp

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/4840893.Body_found_in_house/

Two men, aged 43 and 57-years-old, are being questioned in connection with the incident.

57 would be about Lawrence's age - give or take??

I'm just waiting for the woman to turn out to be divvy Sharon

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:22 pm

Andyi wrote:

http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Body-found-in-house.5966753.jp

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/4840893.Body_found_in_house/

57 would be about Lawrence's age - give or take??

You'd have to ask him but my money's on a taker.

Andyi · **Joined:** Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:31 pm **Posts:** 40

PJ_Poolie wrote:

It's fair to say I think that Hartlepool is a fairly mental place!

Yep you could say that... Lets look at the evidence...

Hartlepool
The town that hung a monkey becuase they thought it was a french spy, then to go and vote in their new mayor around 200 years later, why? because he was portraying said monkey!
Then a fella in a canoe thinks he can paddle out to sea in an attempt to fake his own death only to end up sharing a cell with the town's cross dressing norman bates nutter who was locked up after a body was found in his house...
oh yeah and Timmy Mallet acts as a part time life guard on the local marina

Yeah nuttier than squirrel poo

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6476

Tax Paying Poolie wrote:

Compo wrote:

Is this all crap or has the actually been an incident there?

There is something on the Mail website about a dead female being found on a stairwell. Won't let me click it though. banghead

Works on mine :wink:

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

A board member has just rang me and said he has it on a reliable source that the dead woman is divvy Sharron :shock:

Doug the head · **Posted:** Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:21 pm

Just been told the other man arrested was darky dan. rolf

Compo · **Posted:** Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:25 pm

Doug the head wrote:

Just been told the other man arrested was darky dan. rolf

is he the horse fellow

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

I'm told that the Darky Dan character is a smackhead. True or not?

PoolieBarnes · **Posted:** Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:29 pm

Compo wrote:

Doug the head wrote:

Just been told the other man arrested was darky dan. rolf

is he the horse fellow

Or is he the other YouTube star caught behind a skip outside Asda supposedly having one off the wrist! :laugh:

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:30 pm

Hartlepool- The home of the politically correct nickname...

Compo · **Posted:** Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:30 pm

PoolieBarnes wrote:

Compo wrote:

Doug the head wrote:

Just been told the other man arrested was darky dan. rolf

is he the horse fellow

Or is he the other YouTube star caught behind a skip outside Asda supposedly having one off the wrist! :laugh:

thats the same bloke Darky - horse bucker - Dan

Doug the head · **Posted:** Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:32 pm

The real darky Dan is a smackhead, but the new darky Dan is the man with the skin tight jeans and the strange mullet.

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:34 pm

Doug the head wrote:

The real darky Dan is a smackhead, but the new darky Dan is the man with the skin tight jeans and the strange mullet.

i thought he was sonic,well thats what the daughter calls him

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Darkest dan must be one fit fucker, i've seen him walking everywhere, walking up king oswy drive, walking along powlett road.

He should stop bucking horses and enter a marathon

Compo · **Posted:** Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:36 pm

I am sure we are talking about the same person here as far as i am aware there are the main "people" in the town:

Lawrence - the banjo master
Divvy Sharon - the "blue-tube" extrodinare
Darky "horse bucker" Dan - aka Mr mullet, sonic, or asda bin man

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:37 pm

ElvisAintDead wrote:

PJ_Poolie wrote:

Hartlepool- The home of the politically correct nickname...

"Darkie Dan" isn't dark at all though..he's Ginger.

Is the "Dan" bit from his surname, Daniels, as he is Paul Daniels the comedy TV magicians Son?

I know who you mean now, yes I think he is Paul Daniels son as well, I remember a few years ago when he was in the papers for some drugs related incident.

A blouse wearing Andrew Lloyd Webber look-alike and Paul Daniels son arrested on suspicion of murdering someone known as 'divvy Sharon' fook me this is going to show the town in a good light again :laugh:

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Compo wrote:

I am sure we are talking about the same person here as far as i am aware there are the main "people" in the town:

Lawrence - the banjo master
Divvy Sharon - the "blue-tube" extrodinare
Darky "horse bucker" Dan - aka Mr mullet, sonic, or asda bin man

Spot on compo, the 3 misfits

this world was just not made for them

Andyi · **Joined:** Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:31 pm **Posts:** 40

Compo wrote:

Doug the head wrote:

Just been told the other man arrested was darky dan. rolf

is he the horse fellow

He is indeed the horse fellow ...the B&Q horse fellow

not to be confused with the pony lover from Billingham
http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/4787535.horse_sex_pensioner_escapes_jail?/ref=mr

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:48 pm

As we speak Police are maticulously sifting through 47 trunks of football tops......

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

If this is her, then the only thing going through my mind as I watched it was that the two twats taking the piss out of her need a severe slap. Shes obviously not 100% mentally and theres just no need for people to treat mentally retarded people in this way.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Divvy Sharron = a young susan boyle

nick · **Posted:** Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:49 pm

IS Darky Dan the one who looks a bit like an inbred hick from Alabama?

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

verbalkint wrote:

A board member has just rang me and said he has it on a reliable source that the dead woman is divvy Sharron :shock:

You've added a bit of your own slant to that, haven't you VK?!

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Tax Paying Poolie wrote:

verbalkint wrote:

A board member has just rang me and said he has it on a reliable source that the dead woman is divvy Sharron :shock:

You've added a bit of your own slant to that, haven't you VK?!

Well i got a text confirming the same.

Was a sex game with lawrence darky dan and divvy sharron which went wrong.

Lawrence

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