Got called to another job urgent this morning, when I got there I parked the car around the back doors and noticed a skip full to overflowing. Sat on top of the skip was one of those little Postman Pat figures covered in snow, how sad is that, two days before Xmas and rejected.
I decided he needed a home and climbed onto the skip, grabbed him and dusted him down and said....." You poor little sod, well you're coming with me" climbed down and saw a lass stood at the back door of a shop looking on in amazement...." It's Pat, he deserves better" I said. She smiled and I felt better.
He's sat on my dashboard now AND HE'S STAYING THERE!

You actually managed to pick up Frodraff and put him in your car??
How cool is that?

You're in trouble you are.....

He wasn't too keen, but the wheel wrench 'pacified' him.