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 Post subject: Darts London
PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:11 pm 
Busses cancelled, Darts players not turning up due to weather conditions, bloody soft arses, only the same weather we had and we havent had any problems. Typical southerners, no offence intended to anyone living in London!


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 Post subject: Re: Darts London
PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:36 pm 
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Do they still sing together after all this time :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: Darts London
PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:41 pm 
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Do they still sing together after all this time :grin:

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 Post subject: Re: Darts London
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 Post subject: Re: Darts London
PostPosted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:31 pm 
I do enjoy tigro's attempts to cover his back.

As in 'bloody soft arses....no offence intended'. :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: Darts London
PostPosted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:34 pm 
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bloody soft arses


Vincent Van Der Voort went to Schipol airport Amsterdam on Sunday to be told he couldnt get a flight.He then drove to Calais,got a ferry to Dover the drove to London & checked into his hotel.
A couple of hours later he got into a taxi which got stuck in the weather so he got out & walked the last 3 miles to Alexandra Palace & played his game.

Is he one of of those 'bloody soft arses' ?

No games were cancelled either as every player did get there & play.

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 Post subject: Re: Darts London
PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:28 am 
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tigro wrote:
Busses cancelled, Darts players not turning up due to weather conditions, bloody soft arses, only the same weather we had and we havent had any problems. Typical southerners, no offence intended to anyone living in London!


It's with it being a bit multcultural........

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 Post subject: Re: Darts London
PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:27 am 
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tigro wrote:
Busses cancelled, Darts players not turning up due to weather conditions, bloody soft arses, only the same weather we had and we havent had any problems. Typical southerners, no offence intended to anyone living in London!


It's with it being a bit multcultural........


Frodraff is one of those legendary people who stare open-mouthed at black men in the street, wondering if they're human like the rest of us. See, it's not easy to keep up when you live in Greendale....old ladies with Miss Marple dresses, bobbies on bicycles, all doing the same things at the same times every day, and never a challenge in sight. :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: Darts London
PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:34 am 
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grabec wrote:
Frodraff wrote:
tigro wrote:
Busses cancelled, Darts players not turning up due to weather conditions, bloody soft arses, only the same weather we had and we havent had any problems. Typical southerners, no offence intended to anyone living in London!


It's with it being a bit multcultural........


Frodraff is one of those legendary people who stare open-mouthed at black men in the street, wondering if they're human like the rest of us. See, it's not easy to keep up when you live in Greendale....old ladies with Miss Marple dresses, bobbies on bicycles, all doing the same things at the same times every day, and never a challenge in sight. :wink:


ahh your always going on about the good old days :wink: you forgot the lemonade van.

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 Post subject: Re: Darts London
PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:36 am 
Lemonade van?....I even remember a chip van, man.


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 Post subject: Re: Darts London
PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:37 pm 
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Frodraff wrote:

It's with it being a bit multcultural........


Frodraff is one of those legendary people who stare open-mouthed at black men in the street, wondering if they're human like the rest of us. See, it's not easy to keep up when you live in Greendale....old ladies with Miss Marple dresses, bobbies on bicycles, all doing the same things at the same times every day, and never a challenge in sight. :wink:


I'd had a wee drop before I did it but wondered who it would be.

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 Post subject: Re: Darts London
PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:40 pm 
Well, far be it from me to let you down. Got to keep your adrenaline up, over there in the provinces. :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: Darts London
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Frodraff wrote:
grabec wrote:
Frodraff wrote:

It's with it being a bit multcultural........


Frodraff is one of those legendary people who stare open-mouthed at black men in the street, wondering if they're human like the rest of us. See, it's not easy to keep up when you live in Greendale....old ladies with Miss Marple dresses, bobbies on bicycles, all doing the same things at the same times every day, and never a challenge in sight. :wink:


I'd had a wee drop before I did it but wondered who it would be.


I used to live near Frodsham, lots of old ladies, posh birds who look like they have plums in their mouth oh and foxes riding school.
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 Post subject: Re: Darts London
PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:44 pm 
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I used to live near Frodsham,
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But are you all right now?


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 Post subject: Re: Darts London
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I used to live near Frodsham,
:wink:


But are you all right now?


Yes I am fine and dandy

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 Post subject: Re: Darts London
PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 3:15 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Darts London
PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:14 pm 
grabec wrote:
Compo wrote:
I used to live near Frodsham,
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But are you all right now?


Oy, youse!! :evil: Me Mam lives in Frodsham....do yers want knackin'?? rage


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 Post subject: Re: Darts London
PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:31 pm 
Spender wrote:
grabec wrote:
Compo wrote:
I used to live near Frodsham,
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But are you all right now?


Oy, youse!! :evil: Me Mam lives in Frodsham....do yers want knackin'?? rage


Only because she was too trusting to read the small print.... :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: Darts London
PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 7:41 pm 
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tigro wrote:
bloody soft arses


Vincent Van Der Voort went to Schipol airport Amsterdam on Sunday to be told he couldnt get a flight.He then drove to Calais,got a ferry to Dover the drove to London & checked into his hotel.
A couple of hours later he got into a taxi which got stuck in the weather so he got out & walked the last 3 miles to Alexandra Palace & played his game.

Is he one of of those 'bloody soft arses' ?

No games were cancelled either as every player did get there & play.


Was calling the London coucil soft arses


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