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 Post subject: Postmen....Kunts!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:22 pm 
Sat in here all morning waiting for Packages etc!!!! confised

Up at the window every 5 minutes....then I need a piss!!!! confised

Come back down....little card through the letterbox saying I have to collect the package in 24 hours!!!! banghead banghead banghead

I missed the kunt by 2 minutes....and there's no way on earth he knocked on the door!!!! banghead banghead

That's twice this has happened in a week!!!! rage rage rage


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:32 pm 
And still waiting for another delivery!!!! banghead banghead banghead


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It was only a few days ago you were praising the fact you can get all your pressies off the internet :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Postmen....Kunts!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:34 pm 
Yeah....I'd have the feckers if the postmen could be arsed to actually knock on the friggin' door like!!!! banghead banghead banghead

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:43 pm 
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And still waiting for another delivery!!!! banghead banghead banghead


This one has arrived!!!! :coool:

The Courier lady actually knocked on the door!!!! :coool: :grin: clappp


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 Post subject: Re: Postmen....Kunts!!!!
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I tried to order off play this morning and i just got annoyed and give up.

Done my order, went to confirm, then they wanted my online banking password with abbey, put that in,REJECTED! tried again, REJECTED!!

So then it locked me out, wanting to know my sort code and account number and expiry date n all that rubbish.

I didn't have my card on me so just give up.

Lost themselves £30 there, i'm sure they are gutted!!

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You'll have fun going down to Clark St to pick it up!
Shambolic operation they run down there, bringing out the very worst in people banghead

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alleztfc wrote:
You'll have fun going down to Clark St to pick it up!
Shambolic operation they run down there, bringing out the very worst in people banghead


Never had a problem picking out up myself like, granted the opening hours of 7am till 12 are stupid.

Just take i.d.

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 Post subject: Re: Postmen....Kunts!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:04 pm 
alleztfc wrote:
You'll have fun going down to Clark St to pick it up!
Shambolic operation they run down there, bringing out the very worst in people banghead


I'm down there more than I am at work!!!! banghead banghead banghead


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Private delivery firms are the best they have they have a premuim number on the bottom of there cards when they tap lightly on the door and bail out so it costs you to ring them big time.

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 Post subject: Re: Postmen....Kunts!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:36 pm 
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Mutley are you sure it was royal mail??

Dont believe that the postie didnt knock .Its in his best intrests to get rid of your package and save him carrying it around for another 45 mins.

When you go and pick up the package it will take you 5 mins to walk there.
The callers office is open extended hours this christmas
14th dec -24th dec
mon -fri 0630-1930
sat 0630-1730
xmas eve 0630-1700
or alternatively you could read the card that was left but that would be too difficult ! violin

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 Post subject: Re: Postmen....Kunts!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:43 pm 
Definetly Royal Mail....and yeah I can't understand why they don't knock....or knock hard enough....and like I said....it's happened twice in the last week!!!! banghead banghead

I know those instructions off by heart!!!! :laugh: banghead

Mr.Mouldy....I've never had any problems with Private Companies....they either leave it with the neighbours or they deliver again the next day!!!! :coool: :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: Postmen....Kunts!!!!
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i always shut your gate ! it wasnt even christmas :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: Postmen....Kunts!!!!
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Dont be dissapointed when you go to pick up your package mr mutley and its energy saving lightbulbs . half this town is gonna recieve them this week. rolfl

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 Post subject: Re: Postmen....Kunts!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:06 pm 
banghead banghead banghead banghead

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One day watched our postie write his card out even before not attemping to deliver parcel and put card through letter box and f**ked off wondered why we were getting more cards than monkhouse.I now know that he is afraid of our dog which keeps attacking our door when he comes down the drive so had to put a box on the wall to save the poor s*ds fingers getting eaten :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: Postmen....Kunts!!!!
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MutleyRules wrote:
And still waiting for another delivery!!!! banghead banghead banghead


I've just ordered some items off Amazon.

They gave me an estimated delivery date of between 17th Dec and 30th December!!! :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: Postmen....Kunts!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:30 pm 
You'll get them before then!!!! :grin:


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Depends if you've ordered from amazon or from a seller kent...

Agree with mutley like you should get them well before.

I once ordered a cd from amazon at 4pm, i got it the next morning, i reckon the dude must have ran to my house with it.

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 Post subject: Re: Postmen....Kunts!!!!
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Yubep wrote:
Depends if you've ordered from amazon or from a seller kent...

Agree with mutley like you should get them well before.

I once ordered a cd from amazon at 4pm, i got it the next morning, i reckon the dude must have ran to my house with it.


Yeah, I've ordered from 3 sellers on there so I hope they are going to turn up before Christmas.

They said they were going to dispatch them either yesterday or today.


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 Post subject: Re: Postmen....Kunts!!!!
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You'll be sound lad, other websites are quoting 20th december for final xmas delivery so if there sending tomorrow you'll have no problem.

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 Post subject: Re: Postmen....Kunts!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:39 pm 
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I tried to order off play this morning and i just got annoyed and give up.

Done my order, went to confirm, then they wanted my online banking password with abbey, put that in,REJECTED! tried again, REJECTED!!

So then it locked me out, wanting to know my sort code and account number and expiry date n all that rubbish.

I didn't have my card on me so just give up.

Lost themselves £30 there, i'm sure they are gutted!!


What? Surely if you give someone your password and bank details, they can then get into your account any time they feel like it?


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 Post subject: Re: Postmen....Kunts!!!!
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Let's hope so.


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 Post subject: Re: Postmen....Kunts!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:41 pm 
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Let's hope so.



rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl


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 Post subject: Re: Postmen....Kunts!!!!
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grabec wrote:
Yubep wrote:
I tried to order off play this morning and i just got annoyed and give up.

Done my order, went to confirm, then they wanted my online banking password with abbey, put that in,REJECTED! tried again, REJECTED!!

So then it locked me out, wanting to know my sort code and account number and expiry date n all that rubbish.

I didn't have my card on me so just give up.

Lost themselves £30 there, i'm sure they are gutted!!


What? Surely if you give someone your password and bank details, they can then get into your account any time they feel like it?


Well i dont give anyone them details though sctatchinghead

I just wasnt prepared for that level of security questions thats all

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 Post subject: Re: Postmen....Kunts!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:44 pm 
I thought you said you gave them your password?? sctatchinghead


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:45 pm 
He typed it in!!!! confised


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Yeah typed, i'll know for next time.

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 Post subject: Re: Postmen....Kunts!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:49 pm 
Is that meant to explain something? Besides it's not what he said.


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Was it the Nigerian branch of Play?

Our postie is brilliant - never any trouble.

I bought a load of stuff on Amazon a week ago and they still haven't dispatched most of it but what they have despatched has been 1 item per parcel banghead banghead so much for cutting costs

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grabec wrote:
Is that meant to explain something? Besides it's not what he said.


wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh!!

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 Post subject: Re: Postmen....Kunts!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:16 pm 
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Up at the window every 5 minutes....then I need a piss!!!! confised



I missed the kunt by 2 minutes....and there's no way on earth he knocked on the door!!!! banghead banghead

That's twice this has happened in a week!!!! rage rage rage


2 minutes?? :shock: :shock:

That's not a piss.......... confised confised 30 seconds at best, even with straining, and you said you were busting. :uhoh:

You must have 'Big Knockers Britain' magazine hidden in the airing cupboard.... clappp :uhoh: clappp :uhoh: clappp

You mucky clart... :coool: :laugh: :coool: :laugh:


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:17 pm 
:laugh:

was it muttley who posted pics of his lasses dildo's on here??
someone did I'm sure........or am I going mad??!!


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:23 pm 
dont say I frigging dreamt it!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll never eat cheese/go on the bunker again!


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 Post subject: Re: Postmen....Kunts!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:17 pm 
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Sat in here all morning waiting for Packages etc!!!! confised

Up at the window every 5 minutes....then I need a piss!!!! confised

Come back down....little card through the letterbox saying I have to collect the package in 24 hours!!!! banghead banghead banghead

I missed the kunt by 2 minutes....and there's no way on earth he knocked on the door!!!! banghead banghead

That's twice this has happened in a week!!!! rage rage rage


oi mutters, stop doing all your xmas shopping online then it wouldnt happen rolfl


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 Post subject: Re: Postmen....Kunts!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:25 pm 
it was on the news that some postmen are not even carrying the parcels and are just putting the cards through the doors so you have to go pick them up yourself,of course the post office are denying this is happening


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Before you go too far about having to go down to Clark Street..I got a card from DHL.... they'd been with some books and the card informed me I had four days to pick them up from their depot at Portrack near the prison and if I didn't they'd be returned to the sender. This was a Saturday, so I ended up having to drive through after work at four o'clock..and the fookin traffic. ... and if someone didn't have a car they'd be shafted, it's miles from any form of public transport.
Clark Street would be paradise in comparison.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:20 pm 
here's the link to the story http://news.bbc.co.uk/panorama/hi/front ... 414884.stm


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Our Postie seems pretty good, he know's where I work and a couple of times he's dropped parcels in to me at work as he knew there'd be no-one in at home. clappp

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I have a cushty relationship with my postie in a professional way bbolt if im not in he just puts it in my shed easy :grin:


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Clark Street for parcel is about as bad as going to our club shop.

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Try here for an explanation.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00pgnvs/Panorama_Cant_Deliver_Wont_Deliver/


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 Post subject: Re: Postmen....Kunts!!!!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:03 am 
Been down anyway....3 minutes to get there....30 seconds wait....3 minutes back!!!! :coool:

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BASTARDS!!!! rage rage

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 Post subject: Re: Postmen....Kunts!!!!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:49 am 
I'm waiting for another parcel and I've just spotted the Postman in the street!!!! :coool: :grin:

I'm gonna jump out on the tvvat!!!! :laugh: :laugh:


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:57 am 
The Bastard....he only had my Mobile Bill!!!! banghead banghead banghead

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Maybe he didn't want to knock on your door ..Maybe he's seen you before .. :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Postmen....Kunts!!!!
PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:15 pm 
Ordered something for our lass yesterday from Cardiff at about 11am....just arrived now!!!! :coool:

Well done the Postmen I say!!!! clappp clappp clappp

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