"Esp for Mr katcha" Things We don't REALLY need

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:07 pm

Brevil Toastie Maker!!!! confised

Why can't they invent one where the cheese actually stays inside the bread!!!! :evil:

Moriarty · **Posted:** Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:47 pm

Big Brother

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22568

Piles

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22568

A hospital in an area of 100'000 people.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:16 pm

Pundits on Match Of The Day!!!! :evil:

The way they go on you'd think they never ever made a mistake on the pitch!!!! :roll:

And the way they lay into Referees is disgusting!!!! :evil:

The Ref makes a split second decsion....they look at the incident from 8 different angles for hours!!!!

:evil:

Moriarty · **Posted:** Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:30 pm

offshorepoolie wrote:

Rabbits.............Whats the point!! :grin:

He didn't find that bunny, er i mean funny the 1st time.

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sun Jan 21, 2007 8:48 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Pundits on Match Of The Day!!!! :evil:

The way they go on you'd think they never ever made a mistake on the pitch!!!! :roll:

And the way they lay into Referees is disgusting!!!! :evil:

The Ref makes a split second decsion....they look at the incident from 8 different angles for hours!!!!

:evil:

did you see last nights, uriah rennie rolfl

what a muppet couldnt find his refyellow

to book martins very :grin:

Brian · **Posted:** Mon Jan 22, 2007 7:01 pm

Garden slides for thirteen year olds. :roll:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36398

'Diet' anything ... for example 'Diet' cola ...... if it tasted as good as normal cola, you wouldn't need normal cola and all cola would be healthy ....ish. I'M CONFUSED confised

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:50 am

Door locks......

In my day you could leave your door open and no-one would come in and nick owt.... :roll:

Mandy · **Posted:** Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:18 am

Brian wrote:

Garden slides for thirteen year olds. :roll:

Its not a slide, its a very naughty toy.

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:00 pm

Oh ho!!!!

Multiple username alert!!! :shock:

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:21 pm

Snowy wrote:

'Diet' cola ...... if it tasted as good as normal cola,

Am I alone in thinking diet coke tastes better than ordinary ??

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:56 pm

GroovyCrimes wrote:

Snowy wrote:

'Diet' cola ...... if it tasted as good as normal cola,

Am I alone in thinking diet coke tastes better than ordinary ??

Yes....diet coke tastes shit!!!! :evil:

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

GroovyCrimes wrote:

Snowy wrote:

'Diet' cola ...... if it tasted as good as normal cola,

Am I alone in thinking diet coke tastes better than ordinary ??

only with fish and chips twice :laugh:

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:13 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Oh ho!!!!

Isn't that your next door neighbour? confised

It would appear that my next door neighbour is called 'Turn that music down you roundeye bounder or I'll set the dog on you!!!'

That's all she ever says anyway............. :roll:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:20 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

or I'll set the dog on you!!!
'That's all she ever says anyway............. :roll:

You mean to say you've actually seen a live dog in China!!!! :shock:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:53 pm

there aren't many "live" baby girls in China either.The human rights thing really hadn't got there yet last thing I knew . Are they still like that, Kev?

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:40 am

Muts the bane of my life is the dog chorus at six o'clock every morning. They've all got lap dogs 'cos they aren't allowed kids. Which brinbs me neatly to:

Parmo, the gender ratio imbalance was 118 to 100 last year. It's one kid in town and two in the country and they're cracking down on sonic scan practitioners who scan for gender motivated abortions. They have however decided to hold the family planning regime in place but expect the population to grow by 600million every year until 2009.

That's some shagging eh?? No wonder they're prone to earthquake in these parts. :roll:

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