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 Post subject: Lilley Allen
PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 3:31 pm 
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who you? She looks hot on the front page of the http://www.bbc.co.uk/ today but other photos she looks like a trapped boy.

Hard decision if I would or not

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 Post subject: Re: Lilley Allen
PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 3:33 pm 
I'd love a go.
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 Post subject: Re: Lilley Allen
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There'd be a queue. FACT!

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 Post subject: Re: Lilley Allen
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she looks hot to trot on the bbc like

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 Post subject: Re: Lilley Allen
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I would

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 Post subject: Re: Lilley Allen
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i,d use my pump on her :wink:
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 Post subject: Re: Lilley Allen
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poolie bri wrote:
id pump on her


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 Post subject: Re: Lilley Allen
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Yubep wrote:
poolie bri wrote:
id pump on her


:-o

rolfl rolfl
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 Post subject: Re: Lilley Allen
PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:33 pm 
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She's nowt special . sctatchinghead :roll: 2/10
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 Post subject: Re: Lilley Allen
PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:02 pm 
I've got news for you. Don't know what any of you look like, but most men I see in the Mill House Stand would not be viewed with favour by Lily Allen. :laugh:
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 Post subject: Re: Lilley Allen
PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:06 pm 
Well it's a good job I sit in the Cyril Knowles grabec, I'd imagine that's were Ms Allen would sit if she ever visted the Vic as well.
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 Post subject: Re: Lilley Allen
PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:07 pm 
Well, I don't know what you look like, either, PJ, but at least you talk sense. :wink:
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 Post subject: Re: Lilley Allen
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I've got news for you. Don't know what any of you look like, but most men I see in the Mill House Stand would not be viewed with favour by Lily Allen. :laugh:

clappp clappp clappp rolfl
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 Post subject: Re: Lilley Allen
PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:46 pm 
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Had her.

A bit spindly for me. bbolt

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 Post subject: Re: Lilley Allen
PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:48 pm 
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It appears I'm the only one on here who wouldn't.
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 Post subject: Re: Lilley Allen
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Who is she, and what does she look like?

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 Post subject: Re: Lilley Allen
PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:54 pm 
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Pop star.

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She did an interview i read where she was sat with her parents and said her nipples were hurting. When her mam said she may be pregnant she replied with "i only take it up the arse so i doubt it"

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 Post subject: Re: Lilley Allen
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Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
Pop star.

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She did an interview i read where she was sat with her parents and said her nipples were hurting. When her mam said she may be pregnant she replied with "i only take it up the arse so i doubt it"

What's Lily singing in the clip ?? Is it Britneys. "Ooops i farted Again " ..?
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 Post subject: Re: Lilley Allen
PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:48 pm 
if she had any talent she would'nt have to show her arse
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 Post subject: Re: Lilley Allen
PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:06 am 
Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
She did an interview i read where she was sat with her parents and said her nipples were hurting. When her mam said she may be pregnant she replied with "i only take it up the arse so i doubt it"


Lovely lass....and the perfect role-model for her 12 year old fans!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

BTW....nice arse....but the most shittest Tits ever....FACT!!!! confised


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 Post subject: Re: Lilley Allen
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MutleyRules wrote:
Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
She did an interview i read where she was sat with her parents and said her nipples were hurting. When her mam said she may be pregnant she replied with "i only take it up the arse so i doubt it"


Lovely lass....and the perfect role-model for her 12 year old fans!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

BTW....nice arse....but the most shittest Tits ever....FACT!!!! confised



Im sure i read somewhere that she has a third nipple too.

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 Post subject: Re: Lilley Allen
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She had THREE Niples. FACT!!!
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 Post subject: Re: Lilley Allen
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Glad to hear she's taking a break from music. She does my head in with her forced accent and affected dropping of letters from words as she sings.

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 Post subject: Re: Lilley Allen
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ElvisAintDead wrote:
PoolieBarnes wrote:
Glad to hear she's taking a break from music. She does my head in with her forced accent and affected dropping of letters from words as she sings.



See also that c*** "The Streets".....


He does my head in! Lilly Allen aint that bad though, can think of worse in the charts these days.
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 Post subject: Re: Lilley Allen
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Definitely, without a shadow of doubt or a moment's hesitation.

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 Post subject: Re: Lilley Allen
PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:01 pm 
oh aye

she's quite inoffensive really, doesn't annoy me but i dont particularly like her.
The Streets are class Elvis! stpid
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