I sometimes go to the White House because I quite fancy a pint.

Outrageous I know.

I sometimes go to the White House because I quite fancy a pint.

Outrageous I know.

Funny how this subject comes up every now and then and Pools are cast in the role of some tight fisted uncle. When the same people apply the same logic to pubs, I'll take it seriously.

i'm afraid to tell ripper im 25 and enjoy some of the bars 'down town'

he will class me as too old and sad

YOU LIKE DRINKING PISS?

i'm afraid to tell ripper im 25 and enjoy some of the bars 'down town'

he will class me as too old and sad

a pint of Peroni!

I'll have you know my friends get priority on my penis.

I'll tell you 3 good reasons why good pubs are closing.

1. The smoking ban. People would rather sit at home with a drink where they can have a tab.

2. Chains, e.g. Wetherspoons, Yates, Tesco, Asda, all selling booze at prices that pubs can't compete with.

3. Pricks. You know, the old gimmers who think that they should still be going "down town" on a weekend. Going round town is for teenagers and people in their early 20s, mostly single folk going out on the pull. It isn't for people in their late 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s +, most of those who are in those age groups are married or the like too but still feel the need to tart themself up and go off slagging around town to see if they can get a shag behind 42 or wherever is popular nowadays. Especially baffling are the married ones who don't even go out together as a couple but instead take it in turns to go out with their mates. Brainless. Surely it's much more appealing for people to get a little bit more civilised as they get older, go to restaurants, music venues, local pubs, places where you don't have to shout or lip-read to have a conversation? But no, unfortunately there are too many brainless pricks about who are incapable of having a conversation so they go down town to wine bars and nightclubs instead meaning that places such as local pubs are closing down.

went the white house once with the lads fooking looks we got of the snooty people in there all stuck up fookers we took the piss out of them all night one dick head sat on his BMW posing so i told him i had 2 of them the look he gave me was priceless knobheads

4. people go where there is loud music, so they dont have to suffer having a conversation with opinionated doyles who think they know everything about everything and god help anyone who thinks otherwise

oh err missus, that posh beer that is.

[X] Intentionally selected 'poncey White House' lager.

It is a very nice pint though, I normally drink it stood outside speaking in a West Park accent.

I tug my forelock every time I drive past.

I take a different, less Cretinous route, avoiding the Whitey roundabout at all costs. I go down The Grove, it's less pretentious.

We don't want to know about your deviant sexual practices.

For fooks sake, you drink where you like and it doesn't make you any better or worse than the man you pass on the stagger home, as long as you don't batter him 'cos you're smashed on cheap drink.

The whole point is, people are losing the choice, not because people smell or young people like one sort of pub and older people like another. Compo, I ran a bar that you thought was ideal, you certainly got your trotters in the trough, and I was pleased to help you and if Yubep wasn't so skint he'd have been there as well but his dick is more important than his mates so he's babbed up.

It's not that people don't go in, it's that the council, brewery, and the government make it almost impossible to keep a pub open unless you own a free house. I have a friend with a very prosperous growing pub empire, because he buys the place and then makes the above agencies dance to his tune and throws a party for the old bill twice a year.

We might be older than youse two but we aren't stupid, and when Mr Parmo reads this he'll give you a business lesson. He got stripped.

Happy about that??