... cute, fawning birds or spew pecking rats with wings ....?

The latter one Mr S

We are in total agreement, there's nowt worse than some raggy pigeon with a a mangled foot pecking away at a steaming dockyard omlette.

does this include homing pigeons?

Ask mutley if he has caught one yet!!!!

Ive been working in a old building on the headland and its infested with the flying rats, the place stinks and always covered in shite.Ive walked off the job loads of times and the owner promises to get it sorted and all he does is clean all the shit up and bleach the floors but after a few days it back to normal.

We have built up to the top floor and they are now just above us(within stoning distance) and have blocked all windows and holes up and after 3 days they were going mad trying to get out and i thought it was a bit cruel starving them to death so talked my mate into taking the board off a window and we will try another to get them out, when he was on the ladder and took the board off there must have been loads blocked out and the twats shot in and one shit right on my mates head

Has anybody any suggestions how to get them out, cant shoot them coz the fookes are hid up in the peaks and you cant see them and there is loads

Racing pigeons are surely just the celebs of the rats with wings world....?

it's just that the queen has racing pigeons and some change hands for thousands of pounds

Yeah one of these like they do in trafalgur square




soon shift em sure someone in hartlepool will have one in a cage somewhere saying to them pretty polly,pretty polly

Somehow I don't see the queen shovelling buckets of dry pigeon shiite and dust out of a gaudily painted loft 'constructed' out of pallets and built by a dyslexic joiner out the back of Buck House ...she'll have flunky in Seaham doing it surely?

Get some sulphur, set light to it in a tin can and watch them clear off. Make sure you close the door first though and allow them a means of escape.

aye she does shovel it herself,then she nips round to the stables fills a few wheel barrows with horseshite before spreading it round the roses at the back of buck palace

Yup, flying vermin, although not as bad a seagulls. . I fuckin hate them

As for getting rid, how about bread crumbs soaked in bleach, feed to the birds, pop back half hour later and sweep them out :)

I was going to say that, the old happy mondays thing off 24 hour party people!
bread soaked in rat poison, watch em drop!

Yup have to give the ryder brothers the credit for that one :)

I was proper at that bit in the film.

bread with a bit of magnesium in it makes em explode supposedly

I think your on about bicarb of soda or alca-selzer as they cant burp