Where do i get one please?

loads of them in the woods up near wynyard or falling that behind mcdonalds under the snooker club

For the last 10 yrs we have had a real tree. Ths year the Nordman we normally get is on sale for in the region of £75, yup £75/ We shall be getting a false one until prices come down.


I really cant imagine anyone paying that much to throw it out in a few weeks time

Thank you Mr Bresslaw. I've changed my mind!!!

Mrs Bresslaw says 6ft Nordmans are 40 quid at B&Q, and she's always right !!

got some lovely artificial trees in peter barrets they look and feel real and already have the lights on only 299 quid

get a good artificial one, but if you do want a real one go along the hart bypass theres some being sold there its signposted, between hart vilage and a19

.............................and thats where they are 75 quid, Welly Hill Farm

We've got a real one from B&Q for the last few years, not their cheapest one but about £20-odd for a good size one, and they beat the hell out of the pap that my sister gets from Welly Hill Farm.

Not getting one this year like as a bit worried that the baby might think the needles are food.

The mrs wanted a black christmas tree this year so she could accessorise it with purple n silver decorations to go with our room and other Next bought decorations.

What the fluck did buying a tree become a fashion show?

She's easy spint £150 on decorations and little christmas ornaments.

Fool!!

How come I didnt see the missus when I went round to yours is she a looker

She was inside having a pillow fight with her big breasted twin sister.

I will come round more often when i am home then

Pubey. Do I take it:

a) Your lass has big baswamis
b) you are back with her?

she is a 36f mr o, so i reckon thats pretty big like.

Aye she's back, far too costly living on my own

Wouldn't pay £75 for a real tree, but I'd pay quite a lot...it's worth it for the smell of pine, if nothing else.
We usually get ours from Home Base or one of the local garden centres for about 20-25 quid. Shincliffe Garden Centre's pretty good, but pos. not local for you, Mick.

we have two xmas trees 1 in living room which is her master piece and i have one in dinning room which is my blue and white one

Buy one of these:

Well, you've got part of it right...

i was on about the smell of pine

Just got a 6ft Nordmain delivered to work from Elm Ridge Gardens in Darlington which cost £35

Have you not bucked her twin Pubey?