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Tax Paying Poolie
 Post subject: Good porn film names
PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 1:19 pm 
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Sh*tty sh*tty Gang Bang.

Shaving Ryan's Privates

Schindlers Fist.

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Mr Ripper wrote:
Granny Knows Best.

Dwarves and Shetland Ponies Do The Funniest Things.


I couldn't get a copy of that second one, could I? It's for a mate....

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Tax Paying Poolie wrote:
Mr Ripper wrote:
Granny Knows Best.

Dwarves and Shetland Ponies Do The Funniest Things.


I couldn't get a copy of that second one, could I? It's for a mate....


Unfortunately Mr Spender never returned it.

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Granny Knows Best.

Dwarves and Shetland Ponies Do The Funniest Things.


rolfl rolfl rolfl
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A Classic....'8 Till 4'!!!! :coool: :grin:


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Don't think it had a title. but I seem to remember it being in French, and said 'athlete' being called Djambo, and talking to himself. A lot.

If memory serves, it was a delivery courtesy of 'Thejollypostman.com!' sctatchinghead

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but one vid never made the player... "German Shit Eaters".



Aren't they a central European Elvis Costello tribute act?

Looks like you may have missed a treat.

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 Post subject: Re: Good porn film names
PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:40 pm 
Mr Ripper wrote:
Tax Paying Poolie wrote:
Mr Ripper wrote:
Granny Knows Best.

Dwarves and Shetland Ponies Do The Funniest Things.


I couldn't get a copy of that second one, could I? It's for a mate....


Unfortunately Mr Spender never returned it.


It's funny that, 'cos I just saw Xia Tu in the local rock club and he smelt of horse and said he'd never work with gingers again 'cos they're all perverted wankstains. :grin: :grin:

The horse was co-operative like... :wink:
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 Post subject: Re: Good porn film names
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ElvisAintDead wrote:
I remember once getting a stash of VHS tapes/cassettes in with a record collection I bought of a bloke in Blackhall. There were some good gigs on the tapes, mainly Heavy Rock like Saxon, Montrose, Diamond Head etc all 80's stuff...but one vid never made the player... "German Shit Eaters". I kid you not.


I remember on a stag do in Prague once we pulled up at our digs which happened to be opposite the biggest Sex shop I have ever seen, after dumping our bags curiosity got the better of us and we had a look. They had a huge DVD section dedicated to everything you could possibly imagine including this rather grim practice (scat I believe :uhoh: ) It's fair to say the front covers of these DVD's left very little to the imagination, every type of stool and runniness was catered for.

I made sure they doubled up the brown paper bags they put them in that's for sure, that would have been terribly embarrassing on the Tram.
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I made sure they doubled up the brown paper bags they put them in that's for sure, that would have been terribly embarrassing on the Tram.


Aye, Mr PJ.....that would have been...eeermmmmm.... shite...err...that...like... bbolt
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