There are far worse adverts than that - any featuring Jamie Oliver for a start.

There are loads of far worse ones than that such as Safestyle etc;

Sorry got to be this one

that galaxy ad really winds me up...as a woman i'd like to state:

I don't and never have, liked chocolate THAT much

Christ on a bike, I've got more important things to worry about than chocolate, like, what am I going to cook for his tea

I'd shoot him if I ever saw him.

Is it because Kev has had her

sorry but only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate ads are the best,that galaxy ones crap and like ead said she looks like an alien

Our lass hates this advert...she is scared of the chocolate muffin ffs

I'm with you Elvis.

if she suspected the 2 dykes had nicked her chocolate, why didn't she go straight to the secret stash?!


stupid c unt

An old Special K ad always used to fog me right off

The lazy bint saying something like, 'Ah there he goes again to gather the red fruits for my fruity Special K!'

The shot cuts to a gadgie heading off into a forest with a wicker basket, ready to forage.

Two things, pet:
1 - The fruity bits are already in it.
2 - He's actually off dogging in the woods.

Lazy Tart!

I only have to say one word.

Meerkat

Those friggin Marksies ones aswell, where the woman uses about 20 adjectives to describe a tattie, over some 70's porno-style trombone tune. S HITE!

PARP...Plump...PARP...succulent...PARP...moist...PARP etc ad nauseum.