Any of you soldier types heard this one

Hello,
Sgt. Thomas Clerk here, a US soldier serving in the peace keeping mission in Iraq. I am in dire need of your assistance. I am making a concealed request to you for an assistance to move some funds totaling US$5.5 Million for safe keeping.
The money in question was discovered in some barrels at a farm house near one of Saddam's old palace in Tikrit-Iraq during a rescue operation. You can read more stories of funds discovered here by following this link http://news.bbc.co .uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm I took some of this money for myself before disclosing it. You'd probably wonder why, but no compensation can make up for what we have been doing here.
I am sincerely hoping that you are an honest person who can be of help to me. I should be returning back to the US after our assignment here in Iraq elapses. I am proposing 20% of the entire sum to you for your cooperation and assistance. Importantly, I plead that this information must be kept confidential.
I have been able to get the money out of Iraq in a trunk box to a temporary location through our colleague here who is with the British Army. The content of the trunk box was undisclosed.
Right now the {$5.5 Million} is laying low in a private security company here in Tikrit-Iraq {Bond Assurance Securities & Courier Services Agency} where I personally deposited it as consignment with the help of my colleague. The fund is inside a sealed silver trunk box of about 980x820x850/2000{mm), and 180Kg.
The security company are not aware of this move, and they don't even have any slit knowledge that the consignment is containing fund because my Colleague in the Bristish Army deposited it as {Personal Effect for Delivery "QUOTE" {INDUSTRIAL PAPERS FOR PRINTING MACHINES} which they believe because the silver trunk box is sealed and can only be open with a security PIN CODE UNIT which am the only one that has this numbers. As arranged with them, the fund will be conveyed to you through Diplomatic Delivery which is the only means some Government Officials are using to carry out stolen funds abroad without any stoppage in the port of entry provided all relevant back-up documents are in place,
Expecting a positive response from you through my private Email: sgt.thomasclerk@upmail.us
Regards,
Sgt. Thomas Clerk
US Military, 1st Battalion Infantry Regiment.