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 Post subject: O/T Banks win
PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:44 pm 
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Court case on charges. banghead banghead

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8376906.stm

I have my charges back from few years ago, I accepted a little less than was entitled to, but at least it wasn't a total loss for me.

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 Post subject: Re: O/T Banks win
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Thankfully sense prevails.

If people go overdrawn they should be hammered for it financially.

If the chavs had been let off for spending money they didn't have then the banks would've had to start charging sensible people who don't go overdrawn a fee for their current account.

Now that these frivilous claims have been dismissed the banks should double the charges for unauthorised overdrafts, bounced cheques etc.

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clappp clappp clappp

Thankfully sense prevails.

If people go overdrawn they should be hammered for it financially.

If the chavs had been let off for spending money they didn't have then the banks would've had to start charging sensible people who don't go overdrawn a fee for their current account.

Now that these frivilous claims have been dismissed the banks should double the charges for unauthorised overdrafts, bounced cheques etc.

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 Post subject: Re: O/T Banks win
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I agree charges should be made, I just think that the level of them where/are unacceptable.

Something like £30-£35 to send a letter is extortionate in my opinion.

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in the last 2 years i have been charged £60 on three occasions. on each of them i was overdrawn for one day and the sums were £2.40, £2, and £7.

charging someone 60 bar for being 2 quid overdrawn for a day because some clueless fooker at the council or a credit card company knacked up your direct debit is daylight robbery.

the money fleeced from us is used to fund obscene bonuses for the c***s that got us in this mess in the first place.

the banks are a closed shop , ever since the days your employer started insisting on paying you by bank transfer rather than in cash.

yet another example of the idle rich looking after the idle rich.

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 Post subject: Re: O/T Banks win
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I have banned both Ripper and Poolie Bri for 6 hours for talking absolute shite.


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 Post subject: Re: O/T Banks win
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thank god for that mr i!

ripper talks rubbish daily n gets away with it, i'm certain he's on a wind up, he has to be.

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But someone somewhere obviously felt it was time to protect the banks, and the thousands of complete dickheads that work for them, from this outragious claim from its customers.

Shocking.


until people realise that its not "someone somewhere" who are protecting the banks, all of them caused this cause of events in the global market for their own gain, they will always win.

The people at the VERY top of the tree control all the banks, governments in the world your telling me that they couldnt have stopped this happening, they didnt want to as they caused it. Problem-reaction-solution if you make people believe the answer to everyones problems is the thing you are striving for it easy to win them over.

Everyone who spoken about interest free money and loans, ie Lincoln (greenbacks) and JFK, suprisingly didnt last very long.

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 Post subject: Re: O/T Banks win
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to charge someone £30 for going 5p overdrawn is not fair brian and it never will be

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 Post subject: Re: O/T Banks win
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I think we have to be careful here.
All the ruling did was uphold the Bank's right to charge for unauthorised overdraughts.
As for how the scale of charges should be set then that is something else entirely.
Something needs to be done about charging disproportionate amounts.
Going over by a couple of quid and being charged nearly forty is OTT in my opinion.
Why can't they have a realistic scale? We all expect to get hit in the pocket if we stray over, but it has to be seen to be fair.
Nobody is asking to get away with it, but there is a limit.
After all they can have thousands of your money and give you laughable amounts of interest, yet if you have a couple of quid of theirs for a couple of days they want forty quid. That's not right.

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 Post subject: Re: O/T Banks win
PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:07 pm 
I remember before I was banking online a good few times when I went overdrawn by less than a tenner and was smacked with '£35 letters' it's fooking outrageous, how can they justify that?

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The charges are part of the T&C's of the account when you sign up to it.

If they are amended you are informed in advance.

If you don't want to incur the charges don't go overdrawn without an agreed overdraft limit.

If you don't like the level of the charges either bank elsewhere or refer to the point above.

If you go overdrawn by a pound or two you've either done it deliberately to see if you can get off with it or you're not very good at maths.

The charges need to be high to act as a deterrent. If the penalty for speeding was a £5 fine and no points on your licence then I'd drive home at 120mph every night.

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 Post subject: Re: O/T Banks win
PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:24 pm 
I got charged £25 for being overdrawn 36p for 2 days the other month!!!! banghead banghead banghead

Very fair that Mr.Ripper!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll:

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i hope a company ripper has a direct debit with fucks him about and he gets bank charges now.

Failing that i hope he goes to pools again and it's shut

and i'll gladly be happy too see all our games moved to 7pm kick offs just to annoy him.

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 Post subject: Re: O/T Banks win
PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:55 pm 
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The charges are part of the T&C's of the account when you sign up to it.

If they are amended you are informed in advance.

If you don't want to incur the charges don't go overdrawn without an agreed overdraft limit.

If you don't like the level of the charges either bank elsewhere or refer to the point above.

If you go overdrawn by a pound or two you've either done it deliberately to see if you can get off with it or you're not very good at maths.

The charges need to be high to act as a deterrent. If the penalty for speeding was a £5 fine and no points on your licence then I'd drive home at 120mph every night.


I reckon I got done about 6 times between the ages of 18 and 21, I wasn't earning much money (I didn't even have an overdraft) and the odd direct debit took it over by on some of the occasions less than a quid.

This was before the days of online banking and sometimes the dates of your direct debits differ slightly, why the fook would anyone do that deliberately!?

It's never happened since I banked online as it's much easier check what you need to leave in and when, but I wouldn't be as arrogant to say that I won't do it again.

In those circumstances how the fook can you justify £35 charges and the how fook did the banks end up on the bones of there arses!? The speeding comparison is utterly ridiculous as you are talking about breaking the law in comparison to being very, very slightly careless about what is going in and out of your bank.


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How come he was posting again within 2 hours, after Mr I gave him a 6 hour ban?

Rules are rules, and you should stick by them!! rage

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 Post subject: Re: O/T Banks win
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I don't know anyone who hasn't had a bad experience with a bank.


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i hope a company ripper has a direct debit with f*** him about and he gets bank charges now.


The direct debit example you are all using is bogus. Check out the direct debit guarantee, if they apply wrong or early you're indemnified against the charges and entitled to an immediate refund while they check it out.

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I got charged £25 for being overdrawn 36p for 2 days the other month!!!! banghead banghead banghead

Very fair that Mr.Ripper!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll:

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I reckon I got done about 6 times between the ages of 18 and 21, I wasn't earning much money (I didn't even have an overdraft) and the odd direct debit took it over by on some of the occasions less than a quid.

This was before the days of online banking and sometimes the dates of your direct debits differ slightly, why the fook would anyone do that deliberately!?


I've been nailed with bank charges totalling many hundreds of pounds over the years, when I was younger like Mr PJ, but none recently. I got charged cos I broke the rules, spent money I didn't have. I accepted the charges because they were applied in line with the terms and conditions of the account and I had no choice. I didn't like it but I had to pay it. It's not a case of "I'm alright Jack", it's a case of either accept the rules or don't break them. How is that so difficult to understand?

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 Post subject: Re: O/T Banks win
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i agree there should be charges, i just think they should be more realistic.

Either that or dont let us go overdrawn at all in the first place.

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 Post subject: Re: O/T Banks win
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chip fireball wrote:
ripper the issue i have is that these days everyone wants to pay you money by bank transfer, and everyone wants you to pay them by direct debit. and in the very very small print on the direct debit guarantee is something stating even if you specify the date you want it coming out it can come 3 days either side of that. but thats not something that is made public.

i get paid last day of the month so my direct debits and standing orders go out on the first of the month. if i set a direct debit up for the first of the month for my council tax and some tit takes it out on the 30th causing me to go a couple of bar overdrawn the bank hammer me for 60 even tho they know my wages are going in the next day.

to try and get those charges refunded i have to ring an 0870 number at extortionate rates from my mobile. im put on hold for half an hour before getting through to some clown in india who has no idea what im talking about.

the bank eventually tell me its the councils fault. i go and sit in the council offices for half an hour arguing the toss with some wifey who tells me they have it set up for the first of the month and they didnt actually get the money till the 3rd of the month.

i go back to the bank but nobody at the branch will discuss it even though i have a slip of paper from the council with my account details on it showing the credit dated the 3rd. so its back on the phone getting pished around for half an hour getting nowhere.

the money goes out of my bank on the 30th and yet the council dont get it till the 3rd. so where is it for those 3 days ? in the fooking ether ? and more importantly who is getting the interest on it ?

i know for a fact if the banks wanted to, they could make money transfers instantaneously. but they dont, they dont because its financially beneficial for them to make it take 3 days.

im also certain i am not the only one who has had their wages go in a day late due to some cock up by some faceless c*** somewhere down the line.

and dont give me this bollix about closing your account and going elsewhere, because they all operate on exactly the same way.

last year banks made one third of their retail profit from bank charges. they deliberately set out to fook people over to pay for their lavish bonuses, usually by irresponsible lending practices. yet when these same spectards knack everything up themselves and go "overdrawn" its the taxpayer that has to bail them out.



that has happened to me plenty of times, spot on summery mr chip.

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 Post subject: Re: O/T Banks win
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But surely if you are aware that this might happen it would be prudent to leave enough in at the end of the month to cover such an eventuality should it arise? sctatchinghead

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some people dont have the luxury of leaving money in there account days before pay day, i certainly don't.

I have no direct debits now, just sick of them.

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some people dont have the luxury of leaving money in there account days before pay day, i certainly don't.

I have no direct debits now, just sick of them.


So paying your bills is a luxury?

You'll be telling me next that going down Church Street every weekend spending £40+ getting lashed is a necessity? confised

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ok i will rephrase it, i now realise i'm on the pedantic board and will have to be careful about the wording of every thread.

Some people don't earn enough money that they are in the position to have enough money in the bank to cover there bills a few days before pay day.

There you go

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Yubep wrote:
ok i will rephrase it, i now realise i'm on the pedantic board and will have to be careful about the wording of every thread.

Some people don't earn enough money that they are in the position to have enough money in the bank to cover there bills a few days before pay day.

There you go

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But if you managed your money better then you would.

If you budget for say, December's bills to come from November's wage. OK, the first month "changing over" may be a little tight but not necessarily impossible. Especially if you didn't HAVE to go out on the lash every week.

Nothing pedantic about that by the way, but I do realise that it might be the "in-word" at the moment.

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I don't know many people who could survive that water, on paper yes it sounds like it could work, but in practice daily life costs too much.

My wages just cover for bills, food and kids.

Nothing left over to save or carry forward for the next month.

So bang goes your argument.

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Yubep wrote:
I don't know many people who could survive that water, on paper yes it sounds like it could work, but in practice daily life costs too much.

My wages just cover for bills, food and kids.

Nothing left over to save or carry forward for the next month.

So bang goes your argument.


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the bottom line is that you the customer are deemed guilty until proven innocent, and the onus is on you the customer to spend forever and a day arguing the toss with some uninterested c*** in india to get your own money back off them. if they tell you that you cannot have it there is now no legal recourse and your only option is to change to another bank that will treat you exactly the same.


Trying to get any sense out of Indian call centres is impossible (as I found out when British Gas tried to rip me off). I bank with First Direct (online and over the telephone) and they only use UK call centres and have always been excellent. Can't say I know what their unauthorised overdraft charges are (but they are generally more competitive than high street banks) but they are offering a £100 credit if you switch to them. They are well worth a look.

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Everyone knows banks are like a man who gives you an umbrella and wants it back when it rains.

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Yubep wrote:
I don't know many people who could survive that water, on paper yes it sounds like it could work, but in practice daily life costs too much.

My wages just cover for bills, food and kids.

Nothing left over to save or carry forward for the next month.

So bang goes your argument.


So it does. I was under the impression that you went out on the lash every weekend, which you obviously don't.

Sorry for any misunderstanding.

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why should i leave my money in an account that pays no interest just in case some fooker somewhere makes a mistake ? ripper is leaving his money with the bank so they can get interest on it, and is clearly too thick to see he is being fleeced.


But I'm not being fleeced because I'm not the one getting bank charges.

Wasn't the original argument that the people being fleeced were the people incurring the charges?

Hope that helps.

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Very eloquent Mr Fireball.

However it isn't necessarily true.

When I get paid I transfer enough money into my bill account to cover that month's bills. I leave enough in my current account for food, beer, football etc. The rest goes straight into my savings accounts which pay a reasonable level of interest in the current climate.

Sorry to spoil your fantasy of anal penetration.

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Mr Ripper wrote:
Very eloquent Mr Fireball.

However it isn't necessarily true.

When I get paid I transfer enough money into my bill account to cover that month's bills. I leave enough in my current account for food, beer, football etc. The rest goes straight into my savings accounts which pay a reasonable level of interest in the current climate.

Sorry to spoil your fantasy of anal penetration.

i have a similar system if my current account goes overdrawn my savings account automaticaly puts £500 in therefore im never charghed


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chip fireball wrote:
Mr Ripper wrote:
Very eloquent Mr Fireball.

However it isn't necessarily true.

When I get paid I transfer enough money into my bill account to cover that month's bills. I leave enough in my current account for food, beer, football etc. The rest goes straight into my savings accounts which pay a reasonable level of interest in the current climate.

Sorry to spoil your fantasy of anal penetration.


[x] thinly veiled " i actually enjoy being anally penetrated by men in pin striped suits with wads of my own cash who are wearing chris turner masks " imho.


[x] an insight into the wanking fantasies of Mr Fireball

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As these charges only apply to unauthorised overdrafts, the simple answer is to organise a legitimate overdraft. I have had one for years, saves all the hassle of going overdrawn for small amounts.
Just go into your branch and arrange an overdraft for say £100 and that should cover any charges for going overdrawn for small amounts.
I arranged my overdraft facility equal to two months bills and hardly ever need it, but it's there if anything goes wrong.
You have got to be disciplined enough not to use it as extra cash, because then you'll be back to square one.

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this thread is quality!!! Laughing my bollocks off here!!!! clappp clappp

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but a bloke who spends 50k a year playing poker can afford to leave £50/100 in his account to cover unforseen circumstances surely
unless he is telling porkies somewhere down the line :wink:

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:12 pm 
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He could be talking past experiences?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:59 pm 
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I think he is really James Bond, its all adding up now a total fanny magnet and shit hot at poker :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: O/T Banks win
PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:26 pm 
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Those with ARRANGED overdrafts with the HALIFAX want to be careful:

The new daily overdraft structure will apply a fee of
£1 per day for approved overdrafts up to and including £2,500. Arranged overdrafts over £2,500 will cost £2 per day.

Customers who use unarranged overdrafts will be charged £5 per day.

my understanding of this means, if i'm overdrawn for 1p for the full month, i'll be charged £30 for an arranged overdraft!!!! if i'm 1p over for an unarranged overdraft that rises to £150


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 Post subject: Re: O/T Banks win
PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:39 pm 
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no6bus wrote:
but a bloke who spends 50k a year playing poker can afford to leave £50/100 in his account to cover unforseen circumstances surely
unless he is telling porkies somewhere down the line :wink:


I don't think you quite understand the idea behind 'spending' 50k a year on poker. You don't actually 'spend' 50k a year, it's just the same 25 pounds/dollars being placed as a bet 2,000 times during the year. Or at least that is my understanding.

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 Post subject: Re: O/T Banks win
PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 6:22 am 
chip fireball wrote:
in the very very small print on the direct debit guarantee is something stating even if you specify the date you want it coming out it can come 3 days either side of that. but thats not something that is made public..


sctatchinghead sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

Does the cash in your pocket earn more interest than your cash in the bank?? confised


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:11 am 
Yeah, but you didn't say whether it earns more than it does in the bank, which was my question. :wink:


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:14 am 
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chip fireball wrote:
no6bus wrote:
but a bloke who spends 50k a year playing poker can afford to leave £50/100 in his account to cover unforseen circumstances surely
unless he is telling porkies somewhere down the line :wink:


as previously stated, i have no intention of letting shytehawk banks have my spare cash swilling around in their vaults when i get no interest on the money in my current account. my money is my money and its where i need it to be to earn money.

if you actually read my earlier posts i have explained fully. i DID FOOKING HAVE the best part of 80 bar floating around in my bank account, but a direct debit for my council tax somehow went out of my bank account on the 30th of the month, the day before i got paid on the 31st.

it was meant to come out on the first and it took me £2 overdrawn.

the council insist that they never set direct debits up for a date after the 28th of the month, and have shown me evidence they got the money on the 3rd.

the bank insist the council asked for the money on the 28th, and show me their statement stating it left my account on the 30th.

neither will back down, im 60 bar out of pocket and have no legal recourse. sorry, but to me thats just obscene.

as for what i spend playing poker, i have already provided evidence of what i spend. i couldnt really give a fook whether people on here believe me or not. theres actually folk on the board have watched me playing 4 x 25 dollar tables at a time.

as mr billingham says its all about bankroll. a bloke can go into the bookies with a tenner in his pocket at noon and walk out at 5 o clock having had over 100 quids worth of bets. it dont mean he was ever in a position to end the day more than a tenner down tho. :roll:

time to play the bing crosby song

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 Post subject: Re: O/T Banks win
PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:41 pm 
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Whether people like chip or not, he's fucking spot on.

I deal with direct debits everyday, and a company has to starting going for a direct debit a week before it's due to come out, the banks wont allow companies to just take the cash on the day.

So human error and computer error dictates that things will go wrong, like money coming out early n stuff.

And the direct debit guarrantee is a lot of shit and isn't worth the piece of paper it's written on.

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 Post subject: Re: O/T Banks win
PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:46 pm 
Yubep wrote:
Whether people like chip or not, he's f*** spot on.

the banks wont allow companies to just take the cash on the day.



Surely a direct debit is automatic, once you've set it up? The company doesn't then have to apply every single month for the transfer to take place....unless things have changed since I worked in accounts. confised


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Obviously i can only speak on behalf of the company i work for grabec, and we have to start making inroads with the bank around about a week before the actual direct debit due date, whether thats done automatically or manually every month i'm not sure, i'm just the monkey who sets em all up.

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 Post subject: Re: O/T Banks win
PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:53 pm 
Well, it was so long ago that memory is hazy. People (including me) often confuse standing orders and direct debits, but I've just looked it up and found that, with direct debits, the company involved can request payments at 'variable intervals' which the individual has no control over...which sounds barmy to me.


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it could work fine for 2 years grabec then one day fuck up big style, chip fireball style.

Your not the only one getting mixed up with standing orders and direct debits, companies love direct debits, but hate standing orders, as they have no control over them at all.

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