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Mr Irrelevant
 Post subject: Red Arrows get a woman driver
PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:46 pm 
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God help them, since when could a woman manouvuer a piece of mechanical transport!
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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Red Arrows get a woman driver
PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:04 pm 
Mine manages with the assistance of several pieces of construction equipment and some heavy support apparatus. :grin: :grin:
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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Red Arrows get a woman driver
PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:06 pm 
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Mine manages with the assistance of several pieces of construction equipment and some heavy support apparatus. :grin: :grin:



Manages what? To get you to bed when you're pissed up?

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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Red Arrows get a woman driver
PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:13 pm 
Mr Ripper wrote:
Manages what? To get you to bed when you're pissed up?


No, to crane me off your missus when she doesn't want to let go....... :roll: :roll:

We've been billing your company for months... :grin: :grin:
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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Red Arrows get a woman driver
PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:15 pm 
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Mr Ripper wrote:
Manages what? To get you to bed when you're pissed up?


No, to crane me off your missus when she doesn't want to let go....... :roll: :roll:


A few years ago I may have been worried by such a statement.



But now I know that you're impotent it's not such a concern.

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