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Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37704

My latest construction project in the garden, named... the bunker...I have finally finished the wiring and installed the TV, heating, CD player and fitted the carpet. Our lass is only allowed in by invitation and she hasn't a hope in Hell of getting one....every man should have a bunker. :wink:

Frodraff · **Posted:** Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:41 pm

She's got the house....you've got the shed.........it always ends up like that.

Hangem · **Posted:** Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:54 pm

Snowy wrote:

My latest construction project in the garden, named... the bunker...I have finally finished the wiring and installed the TV, heating, CD player and fitted the carpet. Our lass is only allowed in by invitation and she hasn't a hope in Hell of getting one....every man should have a bunker. :wink:

mines still in the planning process well still in my head really.

need to get you pictures up snowy of your bunker!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37704

Frodraff wrote:

She's got the house....you've got the shed.........it always ends up like that.

SHED! this is a state of the art triple skinned, double glazed (OK they're my aunties double glaszed windows she was having renewed) contemporary, erognomiaclly designed wife proof panic room and command bunker combined with all mod cons. :evil:

..but yeah, it's a shed. sadx

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:21 am

chip fireball wrote:

clappp

[x] thread of the month, actually laugh out loud funny.

its not difficult for any half decent thread to be thread of the month as its only the 3rd of November, it is up there though :laugh:

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

[x] struggling to see how this can possibly be post of the month. The Bunker isn't in that bad a state is it?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

We can all have fantasy relationships like you.

Infact i'm laying in bed with your lass from edinburgh now, and in 10 mins that one from london will be getting here.

See we can all have imaginary women chip, i plan to bum the back door out of yours in a minute.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37704

OK .... just what have you been drinking....Cillit Bang, bleach ...?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:59 am

Yubep wrote:

i plan to bum the back door out of yours in a minute.

Mr.Chip's????

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

He just doesnt appreciate me like he used too.

grabec · **Posted:** Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:51 am

chip fireball wrote:

think yubep and mr tax must have split up again.

that relationship is like a fooking leonard cohen album. sadx

You expect us to believe you've had time to listen to Leonard? What with your tireless crusade to redress the inadequacies of sad ladies' marriages? :wink:

Frodraff · **Posted:** Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:30 pm

chip fireball wrote:

grabec wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

think yubep and mr tax must have split up again.

that relationship is like a fooking leonard cohen album. sadx

You expect us to believe you've had time to listen to Leonard? What with your tireless crusade to redress the inadequacies of sad ladies' marriages? :wink:

just with the ones called susannah that have a place by the river. :wink:

the one from york has just dumped me by text....and she was single. :grin:

Is Chip writing a few lyrics here......have you worked out the tune yet Chip...I suggest a minor key.

poolie bri · **Posted:** Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:33 pm

could use dream lover cos he is in a dream i reckon :wink:

ChunkyMonkey · **Joined:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:59 pm **Posts:** 569

chip fireball wrote:

grabec wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

the one from york has just dumped me by text....and she was single. :grin:

She must read the bunker. violin

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

chip fireball wrote:

grabec wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

think yubep and mr tax must have split up again.

that relationship is like a fooking leonard cohen album. sadx

You expect us to believe you've had time to listen to Leonard? What with your tireless crusade to redress the inadequacies of sad ladies' marriages? :wink:

just with the ones called susannah that have a place by the river. :wink:

the one from york has just dumped me by text....and she was single. :grin:

[x] a far better post than the supposed 'Post of the Month' IMO.

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:46 pm

Thread summary:

What started out as Snowy's Bunker project quickly turned into Yubep taking one of Chip's chicks up the tradesman's, and some bird from York dumping someone she's never seen in her life.

I'm confused.

Frodraff · **Posted:** Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:33 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

sctatchinghead

Thread summary:

What started out as Snowy's Bunker project quickly turned into Yubep taking one of Chip's chicks up the tradesman's, and some bird from York dumping someone she's never seen in her life.

I'm confused.

Suggest a minor key even more..........Leonard would be proud of you all.........for a while.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

sctatchinghead

Thread summary:

What started out as Snowy's Bunker project quickly turned into Yubep taking one of Chip's chicks up the tradesman's, and some bird from York dumping someone she's never seen in her life.

I'm confused.

Can i elect this as post of the week?

rolfl

We should have an official post of the week vote?

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