been distracted for a while...fell in love !

kosherOY · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:30 pm

Don't know how it all happened...but it has , have fallen in love with the most beautiful woman in the world ! Am smitten,like a teenager....she even wants to come to a Pool game !

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:31 pm

kosherOY wrote:

she even wants to come to a Pool game !

8 ball or 9????

kosherOY · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:32 pm

Yep ! (sighs) !!!!!

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

is it a teen you picked up on your birthday?

kosherOY · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:38 pm

Tee Hee ! She is 35 and soooooooooooooooooooo nice , we swapped socks the other day, share chewing gum....WHATS HAPPENING ?

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:41 pm

pah!! Facking women stink!!!

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:43 pm

kosherOY wrote:

Tee Hee ! She is 35 and soooooooooooooooooooo nice , we swapped socks the other day, share chewing gum....WHATS HAPPENING ?

well that's you fooked :laugh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37704

kosherOY wrote:

! Am smitten,like a teenager....she even wants to come at a Pool game !

that's lurve.... :shock:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:54 pm

kosherOY wrote:

Tee Hee ! She is 35 and soooooooooooooooooooo nice , we swapped socks the other day, share chewing gum....WHATS HAPPENING ?

Has Kev .... erm, you know..... :uhoh:

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:54 pm

parmopooly wrote:

pah!! Facking women stink!!!

Stop going to Loons then, there are more classy birds who wash regularly in the Tall Ships! :wink:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37704

misterb2001 wrote:

parmopooly wrote:

pah!! Facking women stink!!!

Stop going to Loons then, there are more classy birds who wash regularly in the Tall Ships! :wink:

The Tall Ships..? When the new houses are built up there, there'll be bingo in there and a meat draw, the car park will be full of untaxed Mondeos and it's name will be changed to the Chav and Giro..... possibly. :wink:

poolie bri · **Posted:** Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:50 am

kosherOY wrote:

Don't know how it all happened...but it has , have fallen in love with the most beautiful woman in the world ! Am smitten,like a teenager....she even wants to come to a Pool game !

get out now before its to late :wink:

Frodraff · **Posted:** Sat Oct 31, 2009 6:39 pm

Another one bites the dust........I hope she drinks halfs of bitter.

kosherOY · **Posted:** Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:58 pm

It continues....she has become my entire world...I am in orbit around her , lost completely in love !

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Nov 01, 2009 4:06 pm

kosherOY · **Posted:** Sun Nov 01, 2009 4:28 pm

I have constant butterflies...heart is ten-to-the dozen....sigh !!

kosherOY · **Posted:** Sun Nov 01, 2009 4:29 pm

Have lost over half a stone...can't eat !

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sun Nov 01, 2009 5:12 pm

kosherOY wrote:

I have constant butterflies...heart is ten-to-the dozen....sigh !!

So your heart rate has slowed, that's a good sign, she's making you fitter.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sun Nov 01, 2009 5:35 pm

they always make your bank account slimmer. Mine was nice and fat, now it's officially anorexic.

kosherOY · **Posted:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:30 am

She has become a Pool fan and wants one of my Pool shirts to wear in bed....Iam truely in heaven ! x

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:28 am

If she's using a Hartlepool shirt as a nighty then she wants a slap!! Mind if there's any pictures going........ :grin:

I'll give it six months, she'll have an arse like a bus and a man's haircut. rolfl

kosherOY · **Posted:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:13 am

Grief...can't sleep...can't eat...on a diet of vitimin drinks and fresh air ! My world is a whirl...have to go to work today and am utterly wrecked !.....but very happy.

kosherOY · **Posted:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:29 pm

Am eating.....just ! Being lovestruck is like footy , fancy ball skills ( that wasn't intended as a pun...though I like it ) running around for a full 90 minutes then knowing that the hamstrings aint what they used to be ....Iam knackered

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:05 pm

Spender wrote:

If she's using a Hartlepool shirt as a nighty then she wants a slap!! Mind if there's any pictures going........ :grin:

I'll give it six months, she'll have an arse like a bus and a man's haircut. rolfl

AKA Hayley Cropper :laugh:

kosherOY · **Posted:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:11 pm

She is wanting to join site.....please let LUCKY 7 in mods.....my future domestic life / marriage depends on it....I love her so !

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

If she signs up she'll read this and realise she goes out with a wuss.

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

Have you told her about the Coventry game yet?

kosherOY · **Posted:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:14 pm

Bet I can fight you !!!!!!!! x

kosherOY · **Posted:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:16 pm

Yes , the Cov game is my finest moment....ahh 1-0 !!!!! x

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

I think you did mention it once or twice.

Yossarian · **Joined:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:29 pm **Posts:** 801

So have you shagged her yet?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Tax Paying Poolie wrote:

I think you did mention it once or twice.

Did kosher go to the coventry game?

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

Yossarian wrote:

So have you shagged her yet?

Yeah but don't tell Kosher

Yossarian · **Joined:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:29 pm **Posts:** 801

you as well! i'm getting meself down the clinic.

kosherOY · **Posted:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:31 pm

hmmm , oh you of little faith..... "Lucky 7" has wrote ( please get her on board soon mods ) Tax Paying.....you were evidently BAD IN BED (think Ive quoted right?) and I am a WUSS_GOD !!! xxxx

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

I probably was but a notch on the bedpost is a notch on the bedpost, young Kosher.

kosherOY · **Posted:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:57 pm

bless that number 7 xxxxxxx

luckyseven · **Joined:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:08 pm **Posts:** 17

Here I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hello Kosher baby!n taz

So Poolies, tell me all I need to know about being a Hartlepool fan!

Yes I adore Kosher, yes we had a wonderful 2 days together last week, he IS a wuss, his phone is pink and he write fantastic poems and takes me to galleries.

I said I would never date a football fan, and now look where I am!
Xxxxxxx

luckyseven · **Joined:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:08 pm **Posts:** 17

My beloved Kosher is away for the week, I am relying on you all to teach me all I need to know about football and the pool..............

Tell me about the fans!

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:06 am

You've made a fatal mistake already letting us know your name!!!

kosherOY · **Posted:** Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:06 am

mmmmmmmmm my seven xxxxxxxx

luckyseven · **Joined:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:08 pm **Posts:** 17

I am your seven for ever! Now go to bed, you have a big week and I need you all recovered and refreshed for Saturday! x

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

luckyseven wrote:

Here I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hello Kosher baby!n taz

So Poolies, tell me all I need to know about being a Hartlepool fan!

Yes I adore Kosher, yes we had a wonderful 2 days together last week, he IS a wuss, his phone is pink and he write fantastic poems and takes me to galleries.

I said I would never date a football fan, and now look where I am!
Xxxxxxx

Has he bashed your backdoor in yet?

luckyseven · **Joined:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:08 pm **Posts:** 17

Kosher is a gentleman! The most wonderful man I've ever met and sooooooo romantic and sensitive. I am blessed. You lot could learn a thing or two from him :wink:

kosherOY · **Posted:** Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:14 am

shucks x

luckyseven · **Joined:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:08 pm **Posts:** 17

I think we should try to sleep tonight Kosher baby - I've had less than three hours sleep a night for the past 3 weeks! Sorry everyone but we are recycled teenagers - never ever felt like this! Can't wait to go to the footy with you Kosher. xxxxxxx

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Dont you have his phone number?

Just phone him!!

luckyseven · **Joined:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:08 pm **Posts:** 17

We do all the time! :wink:

Life is complicated at the moment though, we want to be here too! He told me you are all lovely. x

luckyseven · **Joined:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:08 pm **Posts:** 17

I'm going now, but I would appreciate the top ten hints/tips on how to be an understanding partner of a Pool supporter - I've heard it can be tough for you guys.
Look forward to your responses.
Night all
X X X X X X X

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

luckyseven wrote:

I'm going now, but I would appreciate the top ten hints/tips on how to be an understanding partner of a Pool supporter - I've heard it can be tough for you guys.
Look forward to your responses.
Night all
X X X X X X X

First tip is to turn your computer off for six months. Do that then we'll move onto point 2.

been distracted for a while...fell in love !

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