questions for Carl

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:30 pm

I have in my possession Carl from Journey South's mobile number.
I've been enjoying myself sending him wind up text messages....all unreplied to of course - the miserable smoggie get!

anyhoo, anybody got owt they wanna ask Carl and I'll text them through to him?!!

so far he hasn't told me if he sits or stands to wipe, if he wants to 'service' my mam and if he pinches his foreskin in the shower and urinates so that it blows up like a balloon - that one courtesy of matty robsons chin.........!!

fire away!

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:31 pm

Yes, I have a question that you can ask him from me if you wouldn't mind.

"Who the fk are Journey South?"

Ta.

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:35 pm

I've asked him Ripper and ADG's questions........will he reply??!!

jish · **Posted:** Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:42 pm

how would he go about eating a giant strawberry?

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:44 pm

Salty wrote:

I have in my possession Carl from Journey South's mobile number.
I've been enjoying myself sending him wind up text messages....all unreplied to of course - the miserable smoggie get!

anyhoo, anybody got owt they wanna ask Carl and I'll text them through to him?!!

so far he hasn't told me if he sits or stands to wipe, if he wants to 'service' my mam and if he pinches his foreskin in the shower and urinates so that it blows up like a balloon - that one courtesy of matty robsons chin.........!!

fire away!

Seen as Ripper beat me to it, can you ask him if he can get me the actor Christopher Timothys autograph?

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:44 pm

jish wrote:

how would he go about eating a giant strawberry?

I'll ask him for you!

how did the gig go? sorry I couldn't make it

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:47 pm

ask him if he wants a new phone number as the one he has appears to have gotten into the wrong hands!

Poolie_k · **Joined:** Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:37 pm **Posts:** 414

Salty wrote:

if he pinches his foreskin in the shower and urinates so that it blows up like a balloon - that one courtesy of matty robsons chin.........!!

Quality

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:58 pm

TalbotAvenger wrote:

Salty wrote:

I have in my possession Carl from Journey South's mobile number.
I've been enjoying myself sending him wind up text messages....all unreplied to of course - the miserable smoggie get!

anyhoo, anybody got owt they wanna ask Carl and I'll text them through to him?!!

so far he hasn't told me if he sits or stands to wipe, if he wants to 'service' my mam and if he pinches his foreskin in the shower and urinates so that it blows up like a balloon - that one courtesy of matty robsons chin.........!!

fire away!

Seen as Ripper beat me to it, can you ask him if he can get me the actor Christopher Timothys autograph?

done

misterb2001 wrote:

ask him if he wants a new phone number as the one he has appears to have gotten into the wrong hands!

and done.........not sure i like that one though spoilsport! oh yeah, Man U fan........ :roll:

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:00 pm

ADG wrote:

Can you ask him if he knows his carbon footprint, and what he is doing to promote world peace.

good one, i think he may actually respond to this one...........

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:04 pm

done!!!

Trimdon [on facebook so he's still alive] thinks I'm gonna get arrested or summat after he - Carl - complains about tele communication abuse!

Poolie_k · **Joined:** Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:37 pm **Posts:** 414

Can you ask him

what would win a cgae fight between a Silver Back Gorilla or a Polar Bear?

Cheers

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:16 pm

Salty wrote:

TalbotAvenger wrote:

Salty wrote:

I have in my possession Carl from Journey South's mobile number.
I've been enjoying myself sending him wind up text messages....all unreplied to of course - the miserable smoggie get!

anyhoo, anybody got owt they wanna ask Carl and I'll text them through to him?!!

so far he hasn't told me if he sits or stands to wipe, if he wants to 'service' my mam and if he pinches his foreskin in the shower and urinates so that it blows up like a balloon - that one courtesy of matty robsons chin.........!!

fire away!

Seen as Ripper beat me to it, can you ask him if he can get me the actor Christopher Timothys autograph?

done

misterb2001 wrote:

ask him if he wants a new phone number as the one he has appears to have gotten into the wrong hands!

and done.........not sure i like that one though spoilsport! oh yeah, Man U fan........ :roll:

bastad (c) adg.....well ask him if he gets a shoe size one size smaller...as mentioned in a previous post, will that in make his cock shrink?

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:41 pm

Salty, please ask him what he would do in the following situation:

He's had a dump but realised there's no bog roll. Does he a) wait until it dries on before waddling to go and get some, or b) use his bare hand.

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:44 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

Salty, please ask him what he would do in the following situation:

He's had a dump but realised there's no bog roll. Does he a) wait until it dries on before waddling to go and get some, or b) use his bare hand.

Stotts?!

I'll ask him......

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:49 pm

ask him how well there cd is selling cause there not doing very well in poundland

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:55 pm

threepintwonder wrote:

ask him how well there cd is selling cause there not doing very well in poundland

ooooof!

jish · **Posted:** Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:28 pm

Salty wrote:

jish wrote:

how would he go about eating a giant strawberry?

I'll ask him for you!

how did the gig go? sorry I couldn't make it

It went very well thanks. We got some genuinely nice complements from people who we'd never met before, which was refreshing as normally it's our mates saying that we were good and only half meaning it.

We did the open mic night in The Dickens Inn on Monday too.

We're on the look out for gigs now so if anyone knows of any Bar Mitzvahs or Peg Sellers conventions that need a Flight Of The Conchords type band, let me know! (in that there are only 2 of us)

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:38 pm

"this is not a personal number for Carl Pemberton."

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

didn't think it would be like seeing as how it was on a flyer for guitar lessons, but still! the fun I've had!!

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:40 pm

You need to get out more Salty.

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:42 pm

jish wrote:

Salty wrote:

jish wrote:

how would he go about eating a giant strawberry?

I'll ask him for you!

how did the gig go? sorry I couldn't make it

It went very well thanks. We got some genuinely nice complements from people who we'd never met before, which was refreshing as normally it's our mates saying that we were good and only half meaning it.

We did the open mic night in The Dickens Inn on Monday too.

We're on the look out for gigs now so if anyone knows of any Bar Mitzvahs or Peg Sellers conventions that need a Flight Of The Conchords type band, let me know! (in that there are only 2 of us)

nice one!

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

You need to get out more Salty.

Jesus!!!!! OO thinks I'm sad...................!!!

wheres the pills, I'm ending it all sadx

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:44 pm

Damn!! Too Late... sadx

I would have asked him Double Decker, Biscuit Boost or Topic when you got some dirty bewer who wants you to smear her in chocolate, and, would he go for another pint before licking it off?? Or indeed can he li...... bbolt

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