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PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:22 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:40 pm 
Fiesta.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:53 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:03 pm 
Thought your ears would prick up.


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Aye, but it would be easy to come up with the usual Club, Whitehouse, Men Only, Fiesta guff, but I chose a more obscure 70s / 80s tome.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:19 pm 
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Aye, but it would be easy to come up with the usual Club, Whitehouse, Men Only, Fiesta guff, but I chose a more obscure 70s / 80s tome.


There was a manny fag called Fiesta guff? :shock: :shock:


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:28 pm 
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Aye, but it would be easy to come up with the usual Club, Whitehouse, Men Only, Fiesta guff, but I chose a more obscure 70s / 80s tome.



what was club all about?
rubbish name that


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Heh, high class.

Same bewers, different clothes

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:38 pm 
High class? Does that mean they shaved their muffins?


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I was just thinking the other day how you never see abandonned jazz mags lying around these days. One or two of them always turned up at school and were stashed away by the baddest of the 'bad lads.'

I feel quite sorry for my boys that this practice seems to be dying out. Must be the internet's fault. sctatchinghead

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I was just thinking the other day how you never see abandonned jazz mags lying around these days. One or two of them always turned up at school and were stashed away by the baddest of the 'bad lads.'

I feel quite sorry for my boys that this practice seems to be dying out. Must be the internet's fault. sctatchinghead

i had 2 older brothers so always had a good stash agree the kids of today are missing all the fun


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Indeed. It was almost a rite of passage at the time.

On an even more amusing theme, Scud films always seem to have splendid titles.

'Teeny Watersports' and 'Anal Express' were two fine examples... rolfl

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alleztfc wrote:
I was just thinking the other day how you never see abandonned jazz mags lying around these days. One or two of them always turned up at school and were stashed away by the baddest of the 'bad lads.'

I feel quite sorry for my boys that this practice seems to be dying out. Must be the internet's fault. sctatchinghead



Was walking near the beach between B'Hall & Horden recently & the lad I was with spotted a stash in the trees next to the path (he's a rozzer so has a nose for it). It had seen better days & was somewhat rain-damaged, but there was a bewer allegedly from Hartlepool in it.

She had some sort of made up stripper-type name & the blurb told us how she loved it up the wrong 'un. So, accurate as ever then.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:36 pm 
it was a bit of a bastad(c)adg when you found one and the pages were stuck together :laugh:


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Up the 'wrong'un!' rolfl

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:30 pm 
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Heh, high class.

Same bewers, different clothes


Clothes???? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

What a filthy pervert you must be Mr Spiff..... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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Here's one for the older generation ... Parade.

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"Jazz Magazine" was always my favourite

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'Mammoth Melons Monthly' and 'Gigantic Jugs of Joy' were my favourites


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There was even one 'specialist' work called 'Grannie knows best!' sctatchinghead

I believe it was German stpid refred

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