ok ok im beginning to get the jist of this now, its took a while, but i figure in order to be a true and accepted bunkerite you must......................

Hate oasis
dislike Beckham, england and the world cup
hate premiership football
Disagree with POK
and be into really obscure bands
have i missed anything..................

Yes: have had at least one top thirty hit record.

or number 8 if you want to be independent.

You've got to be sarcastic as well

And a little bit odd ..

Ha!! As if.....

You must also be svelt-like, have an air of sophistication, and be hung like a donkey.

And have no friends, few teeth (which click), and smell of wee.

your also not allowed to like new technology, ipods and stuff like that.

Record players are for music, not these pod thingys!!!

You also have to appreciate that Kev has had everyone, and I mean everyone, even your mother

if thats the case i think i would rather be a lumberjack

Surely to be a board member is to be a Bunkerite though?

You must take hissy fits and from time to time seek attention and declare 'this is my lest ever post on this board'. zzzzzz

You must hate rivals.net.

You must disagree with Tree with Hamster and Grave no matter what they say.

On occasions you must refer to regular posters by their actual name rather than their user name to show you aren't a Jonny Come Lately and/or that you actually know the said person - ie: Spender - Kevin, EAD - Phil or Ripper - Ben.

You must like shit music like Morrissey, and also any other shite that any normal person won't of heard of, the shitter the band and less records they have sold the more credibility you get.

If you buy something new - even if it is minging like Kevin's chair then you must post a photo on the bunker to show everyone. Items from car boot sales are especially welcome.

You must brag or claim to know something Pools related, ie new signing but you are not allowed to share your information.

You must say at least once a week that the bunker is not as good as it once was, and you must blame new posters for the fact that other people who posted years ago no longer post.

And you must always deny that the bunker is any sort of clique....... because it isn't

brilliant POK just brilliant

Bastads ((c)ADG).

you have to hate anything to do with the premiershit

you have to want to kill anyone who uses words such as s o c c e r

you have to have at least one alter ego...

That made me chuckle too.

Although I'd be less amused if I found out that Ben was knocking the wife off.

you must use were applicable, and change other peoples posts when quoting them

Great post Jonny!

You did however forget to mention that following a photo of a new purschase appearing on the board, true bunkerites must merely comment on other items in the surrounding area rather than on the particular item in question.

Please could I ask a fellow bunkerite to assist me with this example.....

Here for example is a photo of the new bra which I got our lass for Xmas......



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That's some bulge in her knickers.

I'm intrigued by this topic. Are you a bunkerite by birth or can you be "elevated" to this status by eccentricity. How would I be perceived if I like both Morrissey and Oasis?
My lack of smilies will probably ensure I'll spend my lifetime outside looking in!

its ok madjohn, you may not be a bunkerite but at least you arent a weak bully, an egoist or an idiot like me

i would. I always thought i would bleed blue and white, i have just cut myself to check and its coming out red what does this mean?????????

will i be able to sew it back on after im finished?

Yes, definitely.

Red you say, interesting..... very interesting.

I'm very sorry Misterb I have some terrible news for you...... it's Man United. You can't hide such sympathising from your blood, it's got to know which colour bleed if you are suddenly cut open to reveal your footballing allegiances you see.

you must think I am a shirt lifter

That's common knowledge innit?

maybe the red is due to the red and black away strip? Or am i just kidding myself

If there's black in it, best stop whatever you're doing, and ring NHS Direct.

Yes, you might be a Geordie.

Awful, truly awful.

Better to be white, really. Then he'd only be anaemic.

a what?

Blasphemy!

Could be a GILF.

I agree. One of the best posts in ages

ps

"no problem with grave" A few more of them and I may be deemed popular (ish)

dream on you tosser

bastads (c)ADG

take that back now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no way am I gonna get tarred with the ginger brush!!

But don't let them put it in a plastic bag to take it to hospital otherwise you might suffocate.

Mr Salty's not ginger ... he's got a fine head of silky hair which has a soft rise and fall as the gentle breeze rolls across the Vic.

Dibble's is very greasy. It's his diet.

Mr Ripper's is bright red. It's the blood splatter.

Not even if you can have his wife?

nothing is worth being a Ginog Billog!

There's still loads of Bunkerites I've never met. Or more likely I've met them but don't know their username.

I think the only thing in common among Bunkerites is the appreciation of a certain type of humour, although I can't quite put my finger on what it is.

When I put my finger on it, it ends up sticky.