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BillinghamPoolie
 Post subject: Oh My God!!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:47 pm 
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My dream woman is 60 today.

That really makes me feel very, very old. sadx

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verbalkint
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my mother :shock:
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BillinghamPoolie
 Post subject: Re: Oh My God!!
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Sigourney Weaver. Who may be your mother, I don't know.

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verbalkint
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she's not a patch on Jamie Leigh Curtis, i watched Trading Places the other day and the scene where she gets her tits out is amazing :wink:
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Gibsons Beard
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verbalkint wrote:
she's not a patch on Jamie Leigh Curtis, i watched Trading Places the other day and the scene where she gets her tits out is amazing :wink:


Sexist

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Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Re: Oh My God!!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:17 pm 
Racist.
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verbalkint
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BillinghamPoolie
 Post subject: Re: Oh My God!!
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Grave wrote:
verbalkint wrote:
she's not a patch on Jamie Leigh Curtis, i watched Trading Places the other day and the scene where she gets her tits out is amazing :wink:


Sexist


Double sexist?


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verbalkint
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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Bog roll quick :uhoh:
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Mr Irrelevant
 Post subject: Re: Oh My God!!
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Very poor in comparison to the two most wonderful looking women on the planet. In no particular order but who is that dodgy looking bloke in the second one........


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Cornelius Atweasle
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verbalkint wrote:
she's not a patch on Jamie Leigh Curtis, i watched Trading Places the other day and the scene where she gets her tits out is amazing :wink:


That was about 50 years ago though. Now she's grey and advertises the bowel-enhancing qualities of Activia yoghurt on US TV. :laugh:
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Yubep
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that temperature could do with turning up

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BillinghamPoolie
 Post subject: Re: Oh My God!!
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[quote="Mr I"]Very poor in comparison to the two most wonderful looking women on the planet. In no particular order but who is that dodgy looking bloke in the second one........


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But she is even older than my dream woman.

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Frodraff
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Nostaglia isn't what it used to be.

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BillinghamPoolie
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Now where have I heard that before. sctatchinghead

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Yubep
 Post subject: Re: Oh My God!!
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cutty from house, unreal

total m i l f

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BillinghamPoolie
 Post subject: Re: Oh My God!!
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Cuddy (note spelling) as a schoolgirl, but she appears to have three arms.

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Mr Irrelevant
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BillinghamPoolie wrote:

But she is even older than my dream woman.



Stop shattering my illusions!!!
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Oh My God!!
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:10 am 
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I thought she binned you???? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

Or Am I getting the wrong end of the Stick???? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

Well....when she sent me that Text....I just thought!!!! confised confised


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