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lestakev
 Post subject: National Poet's Day
PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:26 am 
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I wandered lonely as a cloud .....
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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: National Poet's Day
PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:53 am 
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It is for me too, as I'm off work tomorrow so today is Friday for me. :grin:

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grabec
 Post subject: Re: National Poet's Day
PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:36 am 
ElvisAintDead wrote:
..amongst the rows and rows of empty red seats....



....no stars shine on the home defeats.....
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misterb2001
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Grabec wrote:
ElvisAintDead wrote:
..amongst the rows and rows of empty red seats....



....no stars shine on the home defeats.....

...and their gaelic warrior from days of yore...

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Gibsons Beard
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:48 am 
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...wonders what he's let himself in for..

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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Re: National Poet's Day
PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:50 am 
There was a young woman from Hever
Who could pick a pencil up with her beaver
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: National Poet's Day
PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:52 am 
misterb2001 wrote:
Grabec wrote:
ElvisAintDead wrote:
..amongst the rows and rows of empty red seats....



....no stars shine on the home defeats.....

...and their gaelic warrior from days of yore...



...whose escalating days will never more......
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: National Poet's Day
PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:53 am 
Whoops...sorry Grave, didn't see your input. Alternative versions are creeping in.
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Gibsons Beard
 Post subject: Re: National Poet's Day
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Grabec wrote:
Whoops...sorry Grave, didn't see your input. Alternative versions are creeping in.


No problem, Im used to people pretending im not there.

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Poolie_k
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:42 pm 
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Grave wrote:
...wonders what he's let himself in for..


As this thread is a bloody bore. :grin:
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Mr Irrelevant
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She's a big fat cowbag, twice the size of me.
Hairs on her f***** like the branches of a tree.
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Poolie_k
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Mr I wrote:
She's a big fat cowbag, twice the size of me.
Hairs on her f***** like the branches of a tree.


rolfl rolfl rolfl
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Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Re: National Poet's Day
PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:52 pm 
Poetry is S H I T
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Mr Irrelevant
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She can eat, shite, f***, fight, ride a fucking motorbike,
shes the girly for me.
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Mr Irrelevant
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she comes on like a flood, all tampons and blood.
Flaps like elehants ears.
Shes diseased, pox ridden, shes my gran.
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Snowy
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:09 pm 
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Obafemi Obsession wrote:
Poetry is S H I T

OO don't like poetry,
He says it's all just shit
but some of it's romantic
and that's the troubled bit
I suppose it must remind him
that his chat up lines the shits
and you'll never get a woman
if you call them snakes with tits.

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Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Re: National Poet's Day
PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:12 pm 
Snowy wrote:
Obafemi Obsession wrote:
Poetry is S H I T

OO don't like poetry,
He says it's all just shit
but some of it's romantic
and that's the troubled bit
I suppose it must remind him
that his chat up lines the shits
and you'll never get a woman
if you call them snakes with tits.


Very good! clappp clappp
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